Doomed to roam the land unloved, used in moments of desperation, and, well, FAT.

Fat girls do need love. They need it way more than the girls who get our love. I mean, they’re fucked! Totally, utterly, completely fucked. But then there’s the whole thing of – WHY NOT JUST STOP EATING SO MUCH? Having a little extra padding is one thing (and on girls, can be really cute, if it hangs right), but being grossly fat is GROSS. So it’s that sort of thing where you simultaneously have both PITY and CONTEMPT for them. Poor, poor, fat girls. Though most emphatically do not make the rocking world go round as Freddie Mercury once said while giving a mustache ride to some teenage boy he picked up in Malaysia.

32 thoughts on “FAT GIRLS

  1. fat chicks get no respect. Nor should they get any in this country.

    Its called exercise.


    #1 | Comment by parlayplyr — July 16, 2005 @ 1:23 am


    #2 | Comment by heineken — July 16, 2005 @ 2:00 am

  3. Well, it can be pretty easy to get fat this day in age. Especially if you live to eat..which is easy to do since food is so mmm good.

    On the other hand, I don’t feel bad for fat chicks because most of the time it’s just an issue of self-control. If you seriously CAN’T STOP eating then you pretty much deserve to be fat. All good things come with a price.

    #3 | Comment by radish01001 — July 16, 2005 @ 2:08 am

  4. Anyone who is fat is gross, guys included. Yep, I’m talking to you.

    Fat girls are nasty. Also, a little known fact about being *super* obese is that you cant wipe your ass at all. Boy, how attractive.

    #4 | Comment by sier — July 16, 2005 @ 2:42 am

  5. fat chicks suck

    #5 | Comment by turtle — July 16, 2005 @ 2:50 am

  6. ever notice how fat girls are always like all gothy and shit. you know the kind. like that fat goth girl you always see in the mall, all dressed in black with the pasty face. she’s visually screaming, “look at me!” but when you turn to stare, the girl growls verbally, “don’t you fucking look at me”. that fat girl thinks she’s a beaming ray of pitch black tar. with tattoos and piercings and crazy colored hair and obnoxiously loud and crap. either that or they’re into anime and cosplay. what the hell.

    anything to distract people from thinking that they’re just normal fatties i guess. and fattie freaks instead.

    fat girls never win.

    #6 | Comment by Justin — July 16, 2005 @ 3:10 am

  7. fattie freaks suck

    #7 | Comment by turtle — July 16, 2005 @ 3:27 am

  8. ….Freddie Mercury once said while giving a mustache ride to some teenage boy he picked up in Malaysia.

    I think maybe it was a boy in Brunei. Now, many years later, that boy has pink/purple issues as well as a suspicious deficient desire for Jessica Alba.

    #8 | Comment by Banterer — July 16, 2005 @ 3:40 am

  9. Derivative turd monkey. You didn’t come up with this yourself, you ripped the topic off of last night’s CSI.

    Sick freak…

    #9 | Comment by Vector — July 16, 2005 @ 4:09 am

  10. Fat chicks need lovin’ too. They just gotta pay.

    #10 | Comment by JessicaChobotSucks — July 16, 2005 @ 5:04 am

  11. …and that boy was me. Thank you Freddie, for everything.

    #11 | Comment by Observant — July 16, 2005 @ 5:08 am

  12. #10 IS A FAMILY GUY REFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #12 | Comment by dab5ph — July 16, 2005 @ 5:37 am

  13. #12 IS CORRECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #13 | Comment by JessicaChobotSucks — July 16, 2005 @ 5:38 am

  14. Crap! I wanted to be the first to post the Quagmayer fat chick quote 😛

    #14 | Comment by Luke — July 16, 2005 @ 7:16 am

  15. I’ve always wondered how it is that the huge wobbling blocks of sweatpant clad flesh that wobble through Walmart get that way.

    How the fuck do you not notice when you can’t see your feet and fit through a door? What does it take to say to yourself “okay I think 8 donuts a day is pushing it now.”

    Stop eating all the McDonalds shit for fuck’s sake! Make the world a less sweaty place.

    #15 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — July 16, 2005 @ 9:35 am

  16. sumo wrestlers have an official bottom wiper. Fact.

    #16 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — July 16, 2005 @ 9:36 am

  17. #9, impossible! you rotund bastard! considering we’re only still getting like last season’s csi’s over here or something. i think. i wouldn’t really know. i don’t watch csi and i’ve never seen a single full episode of any csi before.

    well, except for that one episode with all the fat chicks at that fat chick convention where that one chubby chaser dies of asphyxiation after being fucked by a drunk fat chick who fell asleep on him.

    #17 | Comment by Justin — July 16, 2005 @ 9:43 am

  18. that one chubby chaser dies of asphyxiation after being fucked by a drunk fat chick who fell asleep on him.

    Eww… That is by far the most revolting way to die I have ever heard about.

    I haven’t seen the show, so I’m not sure what was happening there, but WTF was that guy thinking? Why would he let a freakin metric ton lard barrel woman be on top???

    #18 | Comment by Luke — July 16, 2005 @ 10:22 am

  19. Mmmm… cellulite… Mmmm

    And by the way!

    #19 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — July 16, 2005 @ 10:26 am

  20. Fat chicks are dangerous! Their low self-esteem can drive them to kill you in your sleep if you make them feel unloved.

    P.S. I don’t watch CSI.

    #20 | Comment by kiko — July 16, 2005 @ 10:32 am

  21. #9 also forgot that Justin only watches Fox and NBC.

    #21 | Comment by Observant — July 16, 2005 @ 12:43 pm

  22. Fat chicks are fat.

    #22 | Comment by JustSumDude — July 16, 2005 @ 3:34 pm

  23. Its just as hard for a woman to stay thin as it is for a man to get hard abdominal muscles.

    Now you understand dudes. Hit the gym maggot!

    #23 | Comment by Steve Savage — February 20, 2006 @ 1:40 pm

  24. Hey I am not fat but you guys are all fucking gay..Fat don’t matter you god damn dumbasses it’s whats inside I think all of you need to go burn in hell…It’s either being made of for being to damn fat or too damn skinny what the fuck are we supposed to do you god damn fuckin dumbasses I think you all should go to church an accept everyone for how they are …So go to hell you god damn retarded inbreeds Fat is beautiful an I don’t give a fuck what you guys say ..It don’t bother me at all!! get it! it dont bother me! so go to hell you stupid son of a bitches!

    #24 | Comment by Laken — March 3, 2007 @ 12:48 pm

  25. an no not all fat girls have low self esteem problems you stupid fucker Leave them the fuck alone their happy the way they are ..so you an your little skinny bony skeleton ass can fuck off an for all the little skeleton anerexic lookin bitches..toothpick is better….You are ridicoulous you low life piece of shit You need to go to hell maybe the devil will teach you somethin you ungreatful piece of fucking shit-

    #25 | Comment by Laken — March 3, 2007 @ 12:50 pm

  26. ^^^
    is in love with a fat girl.

    #26 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 3, 2007 @ 1:14 pm

  27. wow you are all really sad. some people who are overweight cannot help it. Just because your fat doesnt mean that you always eat.

    By the way, im overweight and probably have way more friends than you sad fuckers 😀 Im happier than i ever was being skinny. Yeah, i was head cheerleader, MVP softball player, golfer, and a dancer for 17 years. What happened? oh i broke both legs, both ankles, and my right foot was crushed in a horrible accident… i am a 5’1 170 pound miracle. oh, and i STILL LOOK GOOD AND GET IT WHEN I WANT IT bitches.

    #27 | Comment by obsessionated — April 18, 2007 @ 11:11 pm

  28. ^^^
    wow we’re almost the same height, yet you weigh almost twice as much as i do.


    #28 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 18, 2007 @ 11:52 pm

  29. I think there are two sides to being fat. On one hand there are girls and GUYS alike that just don’t give a damn and are happier eating than anything else and hell if it doesn’t bother them…it doesn’t bother me. Then there are those who are victims of circumstance and are either unable to overcome or have been defeated by said circumstance. Either way, who are you to judge? I can not stand the fat, sweaty guy driving the dropped nissan truck with the “No Fat Chicks” sticker…..don’t flatter yourself, buddy! Men are so quick to expect perfection and have very little to offer in return. I am a fat chick…I workout an hour and a half a day and eat no more than 1200 calories a day…I gained my weight when I was pregnant and frankly if you don’t like it…turn away, but more than anything…get over yourself. There are more things that make people unattractive than just extra weight. I notice people, girls especially, with BIGGER issues (horrible skin, fucked up teeth, etc.) are the first to target overweight people. You ALL have issues and if putting fat people down makes you feel better…uhm, good for your pathetic ass. xoxo

    #29 | Comment by Sarah — July 20, 2007 @ 7:19 pm

  30. #27 – eww…

    #28 – Under 100? Oh, and no guys at all? 🙁

    #30 | Comment by Mike — July 20, 2007 @ 7:34 pm

  31. ok that statement is ignorant seriously people in this world come in all shaped and sized that doesn’t make them gross ugly or horrible people. Its whats inside that matters and if they take care of themselves umm why do you care. Someday maybe when your old you may get fat or put on weight and think umm let me see maybe I was closed minded people who have extra baggage isnt always about food and a lot of people have emotional baggage or something with there health. SO you should think about that before you judge. people who pick apart other people have insecurities within themselves.

    #31 | Comment by Sarah — February 28, 2008 @ 1:03 am

  32. ^^^

    Back 7 months later to add that? Thanks!

    #32 | Comment by WhoMe — February 28, 2008 @ 1:13 am

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