From: Ben
Date: Jul 17, 2005 7:53 AM
Subject: Hi-Res CelebritiesJustin, love the site man. Unfortunately, I have one question, where in the hell do you find all of those hi-res pics if you live in Brunei? Speaking of Brunei are you American? Or Bruneisian? (Bruneieese?) Do they speak English there? And, how did you get there? Y’know, just wondering.
Technically that’s six questions but who’s counting.
Question 1: Where in the hell do you find all of those hi-res pics if you live in Brunei?
Answer: Well see, there’s this thing call ‘the internets’, where people like me can surf the world wide web from anywhere in the world and search for all sorts of stuff, including high resolution pictures, and… wait, what the hell kind of a dumb question is that anyway!?
Question 2: Speaking of Brunei are you American?
Answer: Nope. Not at all. Although, for some reason unbeknownst to me, most people usually think that i am. If not American then Canadian. At least online. Why that is i don’t know. If anything, i could probably pass for a Mexican in real life. ORALE VATO WAAS SAPPENING.
Question 3: Bruneisian?
Answer: Bruneian.
Question 4: Bruneieese?
Answer: Bruneian!
Question 5: Do they speak English there?
Answer: No, they speak some kind of crazy moon language here… Of course they speak English here! Otherwise you’d be reading some weird foreign language right now. Oh, and by the by, English is actually not my first language. How about that eh??
Question 6: And, how did you get there?
Answer: I guess i was born here? I don’t know. If you were to ask me how i got from Michigan, where i was at college for the past 4 years, to where i am now, then by plane perhaps?? How did you get where you are now??? And what kind of a question is this!?
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Wow, he must really be an AOL user.
#1 | Comment by shirizaki — July 18, 2005 @ 2:34 am
LOL
Wait a minute. What’s the problem with AOL users?
#2 | Comment by kiko — July 18, 2005 @ 2:52 am
GET A REAL ISP YOU CHOBOT LOVING AOL USING AOL USER!
#3 | Comment by Justin — July 18, 2005 @ 2:56 am
No wonder it’s number one.
#4 | Comment by sexy dexy — July 18, 2005 @ 2:56 am
AOL hater too! What’s wrong with AOL?
Chobot is your friend.
#5 | Comment by kiko — July 18, 2005 @ 3:01 am
AOL in the states is teh suck.
#6 | Comment by tomcruise — July 18, 2005 @ 3:11 am
CIA world factbook
#7 | Comment by guy — July 18, 2005 @ 3:18 am
SEX RATIO:
15-64 years: 1.13 male(s)/female
SAUSAGEFEST
#8 | Comment by CHEEBYE — July 18, 2005 @ 3:33 am
the internets is your friend.
unless you’re an AOL user.
#9 | Comment by Justin — July 18, 2005 @ 3:35 am
aol sucks the monkeys balls.
ben > jen but is
#10 | Comment by Ryan — July 18, 2005 @ 3:41 am
ben > jen but is?
SPEAK ENGLISH
#11 | Comment by Justin — July 18, 2005 @ 3:45 am
K-Dogg 4 life VATOS LOCOS.
brown Justin rules
#12 | Comment by thesuit — July 18, 2005 @ 3:51 am
VIVA LA RASA, VATO!
hey…
i thought i was supposed to be yellow
#13 | Comment by Justin — July 18, 2005 @ 3:55 am
Why hello. Apparently my email was answered on the site and people are attempting to hurt my feelings. 🙂 First of all, I don’t use AOL. Second of all, I realize that there is a thing called ‘the internets,’ but I was wondering if he had a specific source. Also, I don’t like Chobot. Oh, but wait…
IM IN LOVE WIT J3SICA CHOBOT AND I USA AOL B/C IT IS BTER THAN 3VERYTHNG 3LS3!111!1 WTF LOL
#14 | Comment by spirifil — July 18, 2005 @ 4:22 am
So Justin is Mexican your first language? Becuase that would be cool.
#15 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — July 18, 2005 @ 6:54 am
#14 First, if you use ‘first of all’, don’t also use ‘second of all’. It’s just wrong. Second, J3SICA is a talentless hack!
#16 | Comment by JVC — July 18, 2005 @ 7:03 am
16) Not just because he used “first of all”, but because “second of all” isn’t a phrase.
Unless your mexican.
Like Justin.
#17 | Comment by Dere33 — July 18, 2005 @ 8:34 am
is justin brown or is justin yellow?????
which are you supposed to be? viva la rasa, rolling clothsline. nWo 4 life
#18 | Comment by thesuit — July 18, 2005 @ 10:05 am
Posted by Ruprecht Jones – Monday, July 18, 2005 @ 6:54 am
So Justin is Mexican your first language? Becuase that would be cool.
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Mexican isn’t a language you nub. They speak Spanish in Mexico.
#19 | Comment by nope — July 18, 2005 @ 10:11 am
AOL outside the states is great.
Justin is black.
Btw, is raza not rasa.
#20 | Comment by kiko — July 18, 2005 @ 11:22 am
#18, actually i may have not been entirely kidding when i mentioned ‘some crazy moon language’. official language here is malay. but english is obviously spoken too.
kind of like in LA where the official language is english but everyone speaks spanish*
*(not entirely true but you know what i mean)
ps: i’m black in my pants
#21 | Comment by Justin — July 18, 2005 @ 12:11 pm
hey #11 the thingy left out some of my comment and now i forgot what i said. i does speakes the engles
#22 | Comment by Ryan — July 18, 2005 @ 12:12 pm
ps: i’m yellow in my pants
#23 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 18, 2005 @ 12:14 pm
su madre es una lechuga. tengo un pollo grande en mis pantalones.
#24 | Comment by Justin — July 18, 2005 @ 12:15 pm
Her mom is a piece of lettuce and you have a large chicken (cock, I’m assuming) in your pants? That’s just crazy talk
#25 | Comment by Elder Young — July 18, 2005 @ 2:18 pm
malaysia boleh 😛
#26 | Comment by Malcontent — July 19, 2005 @ 12:27 am
#23 did you pee on yourself?
#27 | Comment by kiko — July 19, 2005 @ 3:20 am
#19 shall be my new friend.
#28 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — July 20, 2005 @ 11:35 am
“Bruneieese” haha fuckin love u foreigners
#29 | Comment by zim — July 21, 2005 @ 12:52 am
LAST!
#30 | Comment by spirifil — October 5, 2007 @ 2:54 am