Update: Pics now in higher res.
2nd Update: Complete set in clearer res.
This girl still makes my penis sad.
I don’t know why you all like her so much. I see nothing special about her.
PS: You are all fags.
Jessica Alba
dont link this
WAUGH!
No sad penis here.
First.
#1 | Comment by Banterer — August 3, 2005 @ 12:15 am
when it takes me over two minutes just to get off masturbating to her nipple, you know there’s something not right about this girl.
#2 | Comment by Justin — August 3, 2005 @ 12:23 am
^^^
that may or may not have actually happened btw
#3 | Comment by Justin — August 3, 2005 @ 12:23 am
Alba looks too much like Chobot.
Your subconcious is fucking with you.
what’s up with yellow bikini’s? ala Kournakova?
#4 | Comment by parlayplyr — August 3, 2005 @ 12:23 am
No sad penis here either
Albass!!
#5 | Comment by Jamdez — August 3, 2005 @ 12:32 am
apparently yellow bikinis tend to ride up in the butt. and the crotch. anna can attest to that.
#6 | Comment by Justin — August 3, 2005 @ 12:44 am
oh. my. god.
#7 | Comment by smash — August 3, 2005 @ 12:47 am
Justin–dude, sometimes I just do not get you. She is, as the kids say on the internets, “teh hotness.” More of the same pics for the rest of the “fags” who like looking at Ms. Alba. (How can you not want to put it in her seat? I know I do!)
#8 | Comment by EndlessMike — August 3, 2005 @ 12:49 am
no sir, i don’t like it
#9 | Comment by Justin — August 3, 2005 @ 12:57 am
I hope this is sarcasm… Otherwise I think I might stop coming to your site. (JK
#10 | Comment by Jason — August 3, 2005 @ 1:06 am
Over two minutes = gay
This is true
Is it because she’s older than 18?
#11 | Comment by lswalker — August 3, 2005 @ 1:12 am
some guy left this for me in my guestbook a coupla weeks ago. *snicker*
Wed July 13 2005 – 18:15:36
Name: Michael Hickey
Email: michael.hickey@mac.com
Where are you from?: Indiana
Comments: What in the absolute HELL is wrong with you? Jessica Alba is the best thing on two legs. Unfuckingbelievable.
#12 | Comment by Justin — August 3, 2005 @ 1:15 am
obviously i do not concur
#13 | Comment by Justin — August 3, 2005 @ 1:20 am
dummy!!
#14 | Comment by radish01001 — August 3, 2005 @ 1:52 am
he sure is!!
#15 | Comment by Justin — August 3, 2005 @ 1:55 am
I agree with #8. Justin is “teh fagness”.
#16 | Comment by JVC — August 3, 2005 @ 2:52 am
Oh happy penis, there is thy sheath!
#17 | Comment by stank — August 3, 2005 @ 4:18 am
hmmm… wow! a whole blog site devoted to reverse psychology(!) good for you.
you so want chobot… you so want alba… but then again, that’s just old news now isn’t it?
keep up the good work.
#18 | Comment by shaf — August 3, 2005 @ 5:01 am
zomg…the shots where she is pulling her bikini away from that perfect bottom…
*pant pant*
yum.
#19 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 3, 2005 @ 5:18 am
Jessica Alba, not hot? Buh?
(fag)
#20 | Comment by Butterscotch Stallion — August 3, 2005 @ 5:52 am
I’m totally masturbating to those pics. I love her ass.
Your gayness grows more and more each passing day.
#21 | Comment by kiko — August 3, 2005 @ 6:14 am
Seriously, how are you gonna get down with the Evas and you cant make time for a little Jalba jacking?
#22 | Comment by Big Ben — August 3, 2005 @ 1:52 pm
here are some varied pics. not that hi res
#23 | Comment by elpresidente — August 3, 2005 @ 3:25 pm
> PS: You are all fags.
I bet you have a collection of different sports shoes you big closet fag you. 😛
#24 | Comment by mo-boobies — August 4, 2005 @ 1:09 am
elpresidente: I liked that link better when I posted it way back in comment #8. It’s still pretty good though. I mean, I would still definitely put it in her seat.
#25 | Comment by EndlessMike — August 4, 2005 @ 8:41 am
Thanks for the hi res replacement.
#26 | Comment by yoyoma — August 9, 2005 @ 5:10 pm
shes got a nice bottom but her thighs look gross! esp in #3 the running pic.
#27 | Comment by katie — August 24, 2005 @ 12:19 pm
u have no balls
#28 | Comment by rayoblander — March 12, 2006 @ 4:29 pm