I saw her on Kimmel a few weeks back and I thought she looked quite a bit thinner, but there was something else off about her. Then, I read (maybe here) that she got veneers. Those things are horrible!
I mean, wWhat kind of a world do we live in where we can no longer count on our hotties to just remain hot? Lohan, Duff, Jennifer Connelly…the list goes on and on. Usually it involves losing weight, but they seem to want to compound the problem by adding horse teeth (Duff) or white-blonde hair (Lohan) or something.
I fear that Miss Johannson will be the next one to fall.
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by ButterscotchStallion — August 18, 2005 @
4:39 am
When did she get so fat?
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by Eamon Angelface — August 18, 2005 @
4:54 am
#38 |
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by DisconcertedGeorge — August 19, 2005 @
1:27 am
I MIGHT hit that from behind. But that’s the only way.
#39 |
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by middlehead — August 19, 2005 @
1:11 pm
she makes my penis really sad. It used to be happy. Now I have a sad penis.
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by brend0n — August 19, 2005 @
1:20 pm
Fuck, there were times where she looked pretty bonable, indeed.
But now that? Fuck. That’s just frightening.
What’s more scary is that what appears to be Jay Leno is grinning in the background. *shudder*
[telling self ‘its just another one of those nightmare/wet-dream crossovers’]
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by sosomuchfun — August 20, 2005 @
12:39 pm
See, this is what happens when you admire jailbait, God makes them uglier as time goes by. First Lohan, now Duff. Next that girl from “Remember The Titans”. I can’t spell her last name, because it’s French or… something. Hayden Pananananananatier.
God is saying: “Hah, suckahs, Jailbait? More like ‘stale-bait’. Ha-Zing!”
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by The Brad — August 20, 2005 @
1:01 pm
Horrifying.
Oh, and she has cankles.
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by Jenesis — August 20, 2005 @
2:13 pm
Put a cigarette and a martini in her hands in that last pic, and she would fit right in with the burnt-out Las Vegas lounge singers. The ones OFF the strip.
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by Ruprecht Jones — August 20, 2005 @
4:15 pm
I agree. First.
#1 | Comment by JVC — August 17, 2005 @ 5:40 pm
She reminds me of Matt Dillon’s character in There’s something about Mary, after he got those big gnashers in, and with long ugly hair.
Whats with that fucking big shoe-box chin?
Look at the jealous glare in Leno’s face in the first pic!
:thumbs down:
#2 | Comment by gulliver — August 17, 2005 @ 6:44 pm
I like the skeletor look. I’d hit it.
#3 | Comment by JEJ — August 17, 2005 @ 6:55 pm
Another Ashley Simpson wanna be.
#4 | Comment by J-Mah — August 17, 2005 @ 6:56 pm
does the muff match the fluff?
is it legal to say that yet?
#5 | Comment by pevee — August 17, 2005 @ 7:20 pm
Brunette > Blonde any day
Check out Gwen Stefani in her video for “Cool”, she looks so damn hot in that video as a brunette
#6 | Comment by KillswitchEdge — August 17, 2005 @ 7:52 pm
#5 Not for another 6 weeks.
#7 | Comment by JVC — August 17, 2005 @ 7:54 pm
She was never hot
#8 | Comment by lswalker — August 17, 2005 @ 8:38 pm
it was 41 days, 10 hours, 48 minutes and 23 seconds…now its
#9 | Comment by turtle — August 17, 2005 @ 9:11 pm
Someone shoot it before it fully mutates into human form.
#10 | Comment by Sweaty Yeti — August 17, 2005 @ 9:14 pm
She was hot when she was illegal. Give me lalaine any day over her
#11 | Comment by Knoc — August 17, 2005 @ 9:53 pm
id hit it
#12 | Comment by dab5ph — August 17, 2005 @ 10:21 pm
wow… what a waste.
she was genuinely cute.
#13 | Comment by Ivovic — August 17, 2005 @ 11:02 pm
#10=hilarious
Why does she look like an old, anorexic woman? Is it possible that she’s trying to turn into a skinny version of Haylie? That’s a very scary thought.
#14 | Comment by Elder Young — August 18, 2005 @ 12:29 am
you’re all just sheep…
“i agree with Justin”
oh do you? really?
#15 | Comment by yawn — August 18, 2005 @ 12:54 am
#15, it’s not hard to agree with fact.
she is foul
#16 | Comment by heineken — August 18, 2005 @ 1:00 am
She’s still Duff-tastic. She just had a bad day.
#17 | Comment by Nerima — August 18, 2005 @ 1:11 am
I saw the show, it was a wig. Still hot
#18 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — August 18, 2005 @ 1:18 am
ahhhhh I tried to forget the nightmare on Leno. It’s like she’s trying to compete with Lohan on who can become the best crack whore.
#19 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 18, 2005 @ 1:22 am
I’d still hit it if she kept her mouth closed.
#20 | Comment by Sweaty bin Yeti — August 18, 2005 @ 1:34 am
damn, that’s not fit for our eyes.
what happened to women being hot?
#21 | Comment by fujiko — August 18, 2005 @ 1:36 am
She tried an Ashlee and ended up doing a pregger britney.
#22 | Comment by shirizaki — August 18, 2005 @ 4:37 am
I saw her on Kimmel a few weeks back and I thought she looked quite a bit thinner, but there was something else off about her. Then, I read (maybe here) that she got veneers. Those things are horrible!
I mean, wWhat kind of a world do we live in where we can no longer count on our hotties to just remain hot? Lohan, Duff, Jennifer Connelly…the list goes on and on. Usually it involves losing weight, but they seem to want to compound the problem by adding horse teeth (Duff) or white-blonde hair (Lohan) or something.
I fear that Miss Johannson will be the next one to fall.
#23 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — August 18, 2005 @ 4:39 am
When did she get so fat?
#24 | Comment by Eamon Angelface — August 18, 2005 @ 4:54 am
WTF! She used to be somewhat cute. What happened?
#25 | Comment by kiko — August 18, 2005 @ 6:24 am
What’s with the Wig??
I’s it Halloween already?!
#26 | Comment by Crackpot Live — August 18, 2005 @ 6:28 am
#23 – You take that back!! Scarlet WILL NOT fall. She will age gracefully, remaining hit-able all the while.
Jeeze, man; you just don’t go around saying things like that. Not cool.
#27 | Comment by EndlessMike — August 18, 2005 @ 6:29 am
With all these negative comments, no wonder why Duff has such a long face.
Ahahahahahahaisuck.
#28 | Comment by Ricochet — August 18, 2005 @ 6:49 am
She kinda looks like Fairuza Balk from the craft with that ugly black hair and the creepy smile.
#29 | Comment by digitalpenguin — August 18, 2005 @ 7:31 am
Dammit. Well thanks a lot for these pics. Now my penis isn’t just sad. It’s flat out depressed.
#30 | Comment by shizknight — August 18, 2005 @ 7:51 am
hillary duff is a shitty tipper.
#31 | Comment by whiskeypail — August 18, 2005 @ 10:57 am
She looks to be about 42 after her third facelift.
#32 | Comment by Omaha Joe — August 18, 2005 @ 11:58 am
It’s Bucky Beaver kids! Here to sing his ne song, “I wanna be just like Ashlee!”
#33 | Comment by TheChef — August 18, 2005 @ 12:10 pm
in pic #2 she is actually starting to look like Joan Rivers … yikes
#34 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 18, 2005 @ 4:32 pm
Poor Lizzie. She never did look too amazing, but she’s trying a Kelly Osbourne or sumthing… not pretty.
#35 | Comment by Bronson — August 18, 2005 @ 4:50 pm
i’ll hit it anyway blond or brunette, i mean black
#36 | Comment by aimy — August 18, 2005 @ 6:51 pm
Yeah, you don’t look at the mantlepiece while you’re having buttsex.
#37 | Comment by JVC — August 19, 2005 @ 12:53 am
depends if the TV is there or not.
#38 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 19, 2005 @ 1:27 am
I MIGHT hit that from behind. But that’s the only way.
#39 | Comment by middlehead — August 19, 2005 @ 1:11 pm
she makes my penis really sad. It used to be happy. Now I have a sad penis.
#40 | Comment by brend0n — August 19, 2005 @ 1:20 pm
Fuck, there were times where she looked pretty bonable, indeed.
But now that? Fuck. That’s just frightening.
What’s more scary is that what appears to be Jay Leno is grinning in the background. *shudder*
[telling self ‘its just another one of those nightmare/wet-dream crossovers’]
#41 | Comment by sosomuchfun — August 20, 2005 @ 12:39 pm
See, this is what happens when you admire jailbait, God makes them uglier as time goes by. First Lohan, now Duff. Next that girl from “Remember The Titans”. I can’t spell her last name, because it’s French or… something. Hayden Pananananananatier.
God is saying: “Hah, suckahs, Jailbait? More like ‘stale-bait’. Ha-Zing!”
#42 | Comment by The Brad — August 20, 2005 @ 1:01 pm
Horrifying.
Oh, and she has cankles.
#43 | Comment by Jenesis — August 20, 2005 @ 2:13 pm
Put a cigarette and a martini in her hands in that last pic, and she would fit right in with the burnt-out Las Vegas lounge singers. The ones OFF the strip.
#44 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — August 20, 2005 @ 4:15 pm