So i failed to mention the fact that i bought THE ONE on VCD last night. Well i did. And i’ve watched THE ONE. Even though it’s not even supposed to be out yet (It premieres November 2nd).
So.
The first opening 5 minutes.
You get to see a fucking bad ass Jet Li. Fucking cocky looking as hell. You’d think he’s the ULTIMATE bad guy. Then the movie completely throws you in for a loop and an even fucking badder ass Jet Li appears and literally KICKS the SHIT out of EVERYONE.
The Matrix’s Bullet Time? FUCK Bullet Time!
OMG. I was literally STUNNED. I don’t know what they call that slow mo-ed/sped up special effect that they used but when i saw it action, i just couldn’t MOVE. AT ALL. That opening fight scene. Had my mouth wide open as if i were about to suck off somebody’s dick (Ew…).
Shit… me. And this is all just in the first 5 minutes! You HAVE to see if for yourself. If anything, the movie’s worth watching just for those first five minutes alone.
You mission this week, come November 2nd, is to go to the movies, and watch… THE ONE.
Me… i’m just gonna rewatch those first five minutes over and over again. I can do that because i have it on VCD. You don’t. Har.
I think you suck! Your post suck and you suck my big toe… Piss on you, Justin. You never keep promises. You are a LIAR 🙁 You’ve scarred me for life you terd dropper.
#1 | Comment by Melanie — October 30, 2001 @ 11:24 pm
haha, yes that show rocks. i got the VCD friday night. and jet li running at 50? no shit.. ehehe. i was dog tired friday night after clubbing, and the first 10 mins or so kept me awake. heh. but i fell asleep watching riding in cars with boys after watching the one.
#2 | Comment by fuzzy — October 31, 2001 @ 1:30 am
rub it in why doncha 😛
#3 | Comment by vicky — October 31, 2001 @ 12:47 pm
hey justin, i was wondering how the hell u got The One on VCD before it was supposed to be out on theaters.
#4 | Comment by player — December 16, 2001 @ 8:46 am