psykotik2k: im pretending to play with nintendo revolution controller!
psykotik2k: im pretending to play metroid prime!
Supher x2: i was too
Supher x2: its like jacking off
Supher x2: the d-pad is way up there
Supher x2: thats the head
Supher x2: the analog attachment is your balls
Supher x2: the remote itself is the shaft
Revolutionary gameplay possibilities!
And video!
deh innovationz
#1 | Comment by Billy — September 16, 2005 @ 12:23 pm
it will be wonder to move around, but not enough buttons for like a smash brothers game =(
#2 | Comment by daniel — September 16, 2005 @ 12:27 pm
that’s what the backward compatible gamecube controllers are for!
#3 | Comment by Justin — September 16, 2005 @ 12:28 pm
keep back pedaling justin!
#4 | Comment by Billy — September 16, 2005 @ 12:30 pm
revolution controller > ps3 banana controller
#5 | Comment by Justin — September 16, 2005 @ 12:36 pm
the only thing I can think while looking at that controller is…does it vibrate?
😮
#6 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 16, 2005 @ 12:36 pm
why yes it does, analbaby.
#7 | Comment by Billy — September 16, 2005 @ 12:41 pm
you sound as though you speak from experience #7…
was your prostate massage good?
#8 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 16, 2005 @ 12:43 pm
It looks like a controller made by fags for fags.
#9 | Comment by kiko — September 16, 2005 @ 12:45 pm
this is supher btw and yes I agree with kiko. fags and analbabies.
the PS3 boomerang owns this. sony ftw.
#10 | Comment by Billy — September 16, 2005 @ 12:48 pm
the cock remote fails
#11 | Comment by Billy — September 16, 2005 @ 12:49 pm
bullshit. you will all eat your faggot words when sony and microsoft BLATANTLY COPIES the revolutionary features of the revo controller.
d pad = nintendo innovation
rumble = nintendo innovation
wireless = nintendo innovation
all COPIED by the shameless faggots at sony and microsoft.
#12 | Comment by Justin — September 16, 2005 @ 1:40 pm
MARK MY WORDS!!!! i will requote this post when the day comes when sony and microsoft release their copycat version of the revo controller features!!!!!!
#13 | Comment by Justin — September 16, 2005 @ 1:41 pm
IT IS INEVITABLE!!!!!!!!!
#14 | Comment by Justin — September 16, 2005 @ 1:42 pm
nintendo wins again
i knew a nintendo fan boy for my whole life would never go in vain!!
#15 | Comment by Made In China — September 16, 2005 @ 2:25 pm
no one ever gives nintendo the credits it deserves like when they revolutionized gaming through concepts big and small like those listed in justin’s post 12
nintendo will never die
#16 | Comment by Made In China — September 16, 2005 @ 2:26 pm
VIDEO!
#17 | Comment by Justin — September 16, 2005 @ 2:39 pm
oh.
analog joysticks = nintendo innovation
COPIED BY SEGA, SONY AND MICROSOFT
#18 | Comment by Justin — September 16, 2005 @ 2:51 pm
That truly has to be the stupidest looking controller I have ever seen…. but just b/c I think it looks stupid now, doesn’t mean I won’t love it later (e.g. the N64 controller). I guess I’ll just have to wait and see.
#19 | Comment by Pred — September 16, 2005 @ 4:02 pm
Bed goes up, Bed goes down, Bed goes up, Bed ges down…
#20 | Comment by gulliver — September 16, 2005 @ 5:53 pm
I think that it would be 10X better if it had a longer cord, or to be even better, the two parts were wireless, and had no cord in between. Then, it would rain supreme.
#21 | Comment by bobby — September 16, 2005 @ 6:38 pm
Nintendo is your friend.
#22 | Comment by JustSumDude — September 16, 2005 @ 7:16 pm
Dont forget nintendo said that there will be attachments for the controller so it can be expanded
#23 | Comment by kocturnal — September 16, 2005 @ 10:17 pm
sports games will be interesting, if you actually have to manuever and do the actions with the joystick, it would also be sexy for a boxing game… that’d be hot
#24 | Comment by daniel — September 16, 2005 @ 11:34 pm
“Revolution” is just a codename. The next-gen Nintendo game console is actually called the “Craftmatic Adjustable Bed.”
#25 | Comment by El Payo — September 17, 2005 @ 1:41 am
Sorry Gulliver, just saw your post. I guess some of the Revo controller add-ons will be:
1. The Clapper
2. Chia-3D
3. Pocket Fisherman (no -wait, they already have the Bass Fishing controller)
4. Food Dehydrator
#26 | Comment by El Payo — September 17, 2005 @ 1:47 am
But I will say this Justin –
If Nintendo can pull off games like the ones implied by the video – then this really is a revolution. And I don’t think Sony or M$ have been thinking about how to make next-gen controllers, just how to make the box draw more polygons.
#27 | Comment by El Payo — September 17, 2005 @ 1:54 am
Sony hasn’t been wasting time designing gay new controllers because they got it damn near perfect with the original Playstation.
fact.
#28 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 17, 2005 @ 2:30 am
It’s an Onimushu Katana Remote Controller!
Great for future Nintendo Hentai games though.
#29 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — September 17, 2005 @ 3:48 am
Revolution Prototype
It was stupid when Sony tried it.
#30 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — September 17, 2005 @ 3:52 am
Dig this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/mousedown/revo.swf
#31 | Comment by El Payo — September 17, 2005 @ 4:56 am
Read the intructions on how to post a link.
#32 | Comment by kiko — September 17, 2005 @ 5:00 am
For the love of God don’t be a fag.
#33 | Comment by kiko — September 17, 2005 @ 5:03 am
bullshit! perfect sony playstation controller my ass! you mean perfect SNES controller design which sony STOLE for the playstation which nintendo perfected!!
have a look at this link you faggots!!!!
NINTENDO INNOVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#34 | Comment by Justin — September 17, 2005 @ 11:04 am
Nintendo is for little kids.
#35 | Comment by kiko — September 17, 2005 @ 11:41 am
i didn’t know eternal darkness, killer 7 and resident evil 4 were for kids.
#36 | Comment by Justin — September 17, 2005 @ 11:47 am
Nintendo is afraid of sex.
#37 | Comment by kiko — September 17, 2005 @ 12:01 pm
you obviously haven’t played killer 7 yet!
#38 | Comment by Justin — September 17, 2005 @ 12:03 pm
XBOX360 SUCKS. PLAYSTATION3 SUCKS. NINTENDO RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#39 | Comment by heat — September 17, 2005 @ 12:04 pm
XBOXES ARE 4 FAGGOTS, RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!!
#40 | Comment by heat — September 17, 2005 @ 12:05 pm
JUSTIN IS THE GUY PLAYING NINTENDO-DRUMS IN THE VIDEO, WHAT A FAGGOT
#41 | Comment by heat — September 17, 2005 @ 12:07 pm
cooking game > drum game!
#42 | Comment by Justin — September 17, 2005 @ 12:09 pm
OLD PEOPLE PRETENDING TO CONDUCT AN ORCHESTRA > FAGSTATION 3, 4 REAL
#43 | Comment by heat — September 17, 2005 @ 12:16 pm
Nintendo = softcore porn
#44 | Comment by kiko — September 17, 2005 @ 12:16 pm
The Vectrex controller owns all. Just accept it.
#45 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — September 17, 2005 @ 12:28 pm
Haha, im glad i wasnt the only one who stood in front of my tv pretending to play with the revolution controller
#46 | Comment by D. Short — September 17, 2005 @ 2:27 pm
xbox is gay
#47 | Comment by Billy — September 17, 2005 @ 5:40 pm
I PRETENDED TOO I HAVE A VIVID IMAGINATION
#48 | Comment by heat — September 17, 2005 @ 11:04 pm
#12
Justin…I love you
#49 | Comment by inplainview — September 19, 2005 @ 12:56 pm
it’s like a penis so anyone who enjoys playing with it and sliding their hand up and down the smooth white shaft to press the right buttons must be gay.
Looking forward to seeing Chobot posing with it in her mouth.
#50 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — September 20, 2005 @ 2:29 pm
Chobot doesn’t pose with fag stuff.
#51 | Comment by kiko — September 21, 2005 @ 10:08 am