I’m funny. Check this out. An ICQ excerpt of me and Pat chatting:

Me: nope..i think fat jeff is coming here tomorrow he said he might bring you and marcus along coz his slut wants to see Marcus off and you want Zuraidah.
Haha

Pat: oh yeah Zuraidah fat jeff is going tommorrow. what a poo. he never told me. his ‘slut‘ thats funny

Me: haha…i should put that on my site. i’m funny ass. hey go to my site poo.

The End. And it goes on to other stuff from there on. Now Jeff is gonna kill me for calling his girlfriend a slut