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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: posting IM logs
From: Jazzy Jeff jazzyjeffcali@yahoo.com
Date: Mon, 6 Sep 2004 10:51:21 -0700 (PDT)
that’s so uncool that you posted i.m. logs with people’s screen names
and how the hell do you expect to attract girls to date you when the opening pages of your site features the photos of lots of girls?
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Pfffft. I post screen names ALL the time. And guess what, i post e-mails too. Also, i didn’t realize that i was supposed to be attracting girls with my website. Who the hell does that anyway. Attracting girls with a website. Only a complete loser would do that!
ps: to any girls reading this, hit me up at my e-mail address if you wanna hook up. kthnx.
Any of you seen Go? It’s pretty old now. Came out in 1999. Sarah Polley, Katie Holmes, Jay Mohr, Scott Wolf and a whole bunch of other pretty cool actors. I picked it up on DVD a coupla days ago. Only 5.99. Cheap as fuck. Anyhow, check it out if haven’t already. It’s from the guy who did Swingers (that movie is so money) and The Bourne Identity. I hadn’t Go in years (the last time was probably when it first came out) and i didn’t remember it being as funny as it was. It actually had me laughing out loud at certain points. Good stuff. It’s one of those movies that got pretty good reviews but practically nobody ever saw. If you like Pulp Fiction (and who doesn’t), you’ll probably like Go. Heck, there’s even a quote on the back of the DVD package that says “A razor-sharp dark comedy… son of ‘pulp fiction.'”
Katie Holme still looked pretty good back then. I just recently saw posters of her and her new movie, First Daughter, hung up all over the place at the mall and she looked… kinda… retarded? I dunno. Maybe it’s just me. Actually, go have a look here. What do you think? She used to be so much hotter back in the day. Now she’s just broken and she’s lost the fine boobage that she had from the time she bared them for all to see in The Gift. What happened to you Katie?? I think it’s probably from all the weight she’s lost.
Speaking of upcoming movies, i was watching TV earlier tonight and i saw a spot for the new Cellular movie. I posted about this flick a coupla months back and i’d already planned on seeing it but then after watching the TV spot and catching the fact that David R. Ellis is directing this one (never knew it until i saw his name in the credits), i’m DEFINITELY going to see this opening day. I LOVED Final Destination 2 (that opening crash scene RULED) and this one looks like it’s gonna have some awesome vehicular destruction as well (David R. Ellis was also the 2nd unit director that worked on the highway chase scene in The Matrix Reloaded). Can’t wait for Friday.
I picked up Flirting With Disaster on DVD a coupla weeks ago. I’d heard about this movie ages ago when it first came out back in 1996 but i never got around to watching it. Anyhow, i picked up the DVD and i was pleasantly surprised to see that it was directed by David O. Russell (he made Spanking The Monkey [one of my favorites] and Three Kings. both EXCELLENT movies). I regret not having seen Flirting With Disaster earlier because it’s one hell of a funny movie. It’s just so incredibly quirky. Almost insane. I love it. And judging from the looks of his new movie, I ♥ Huckabees, it looks like another winner (i.e even more insane).
So yeah, those are my recommendations for now. Go, Cellular and I ♥ Huckabees. Should be some good times.