OMGOMGOMGOMG. I picked up my copy of Fable today. Actually they fucking lost their copy of the reservation stub so i had to stand around like an asshole for fucking 10 minutes while they went searching for the thing (to no avail by the way). Anyway, i ended up saying, “Okay, just put the 5 bucks that i put down for Fable and put it towards a limited edition Halo 2. And i’ll pay full price for Fable now”. And that was that. Stupid Babbages.

(actually i already have a copy of limited edition Halo 2 reserved. i’m planning on buying 2 and selling one on eBay. kekekeke)

Fable blurb. If you’ve been living under a rock:

Fable is a ground-breaking role-playing adventure game from Peter Molyneux, in which your every action determines your skills, appearance, and reputation. Create your life story from childhood to death. Grow from an inexperienced adolescent into the most powerful being in the world. Choose the path of righteousness or dedicate your life to evil. Muscles expand with each feat of strength; force of will increases with each work of wit. Obesity follows gluttony, skin tans with exposure to sunlight and bleaches bone-white by moonlight. Earn scars in battle and lines of experience with age. Each person you aid, each flower you crush, each creature you slay, will change this world forever. Fable: Who will you be?

Anyway, i haven’t played it yet. I’m letting the demo movie roll as i’m typing this though. Can’t decide whether i wanna be a bad guy or a good guy. I was thinking i’d play as a bad guy first. But not just any type of bad guy. I wanna be a GAY bad guy. YES. I wonder if it’s even possible. Actually i think it is. Should be at least. Better be. I wanna be a GAY BAD GUY. Maybe bald. With horns. And red eyes. You can fucking get married to a guy in the game. I’m just wondering if the gay townsfolk will actually go for a supreme bad ass with red eyes and horns. If not, then i’ll just kill everybody i see. And maybe slap some the school children (can’t kill them. boo).

Now what the fuck am i going to do with Burnout 3? Fuck! If i don’t keep playing it, my rank will go down! I’m currently ranked in the 400s. Out of a total of 20000+ ranked online players. I rule. but if you fucking don’t play for at least 6 hours, you fucking drop like 200 in rank! Boo! Must keep rank up. But i can’t be playing both games all day! Fuck! I lose.


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