Oh blah blah blah

So Lindsay Lohan’s going to ‘bare all’ for a Vanity Fair cover. What a crock of shit. You know it’s just going to be another one of those lame strategic nudes where all the goodies are covered up. Kinda like that EW cover she did with her arms and legs obscuring everything. The only way this VF cover pic will live up to the hype is if it’s a pic that’s similar to that old Jennifer Aniston one where she’s completely topless with only her fingers covering her nipples.

Either that or a hand-bra pic.

But finger-bra > hand-bra.

14 thoughts on “Oh blah blah blah

  1. Naked Lindsay is naked Lindsay, it’s just too bad it’s crack whore Lindsay and not hot Lindsay

    #1 | Comment by krazyashli — September 30, 2005 @ 1:01 pm

  2. paris hilton’s topless cover of vanity fair was hot as well

    #2 | Comment by daniel — September 30, 2005 @ 1:03 pm

  3. if she wants to top paris, she should do a sextape

    #3 | Comment by Justin — September 30, 2005 @ 1:06 pm

  4. Slide the Book
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    #4 | Comment by WTF dude — September 30, 2005 @ 1:13 pm


    found these from a newbie on a board who’s name will not be mentioned. I don’t think the vid link works…it doesn’t on mine at least.





    #5 | Comment by BabyEater — September 30, 2005 @ 1:21 pm

  6. Nevermind, I got it.

    Feel free to go back on topic and talk about fugly lohan.

    #6 | Comment by BabyEater — September 30, 2005 @ 1:23 pm

  7. If look at this pic you will become a pedo, Lindsay Lohan’s little sister Aliana Lohan.

    #7 | Comment by Bill Clay — September 30, 2005 @ 1:30 pm

  8. i prefer fapping to the parent trap

    #8 | Comment by Justin — September 30, 2005 @ 1:35 pm

  9. oh and #4, for the monies i’m getting to put that slide ad up, i’d put a picture of a penis on there and not blink an eye!

    #9 | Comment by Justin — September 30, 2005 @ 1:54 pm

  10. #7, if you’re gonna post pedobait tween hotties at least make sure they are actually hot.

    #10 | Comment by Jenesis — September 30, 2005 @ 8:26 pm

  11. #10 – Put a pink wig on that and you’re good to go.

    #11 | Comment by Bill Clay — October 1, 2005 @ 3:29 am

  12. #11, only I can confirm the pink!

    #12 | Comment by Billy — October 1, 2005 @ 6:02 pm

  13. Madonna did an issue of Vanity Fair a little over 10 years ago, She appeared completely topless. If she’s planning to go extreme and pay tribute to Marilyn Monroe like she says. Perhaps it will be her own reproduction of the red velvet playboy shot. I think she’s trying to show us 2 things, 1) She’s healthy again. 2) she’s ready for more conventional adult parts. Like the female action star. or Drama Sex pot. and is trying to break away from her Disneyesque roles. So she will be showing us the goods for sure. Don’t quote me on this I’m only right about %70 of the time.

    #13 | Comment by Maniacus — October 3, 2005 @ 3:55 am

  14. it’s cool, if you’ve seen the latest pics of lindsay, the boobs are back! she looks much “healthier” and way more bonable!

    #14 | Comment by Richie — November 22, 2005 @ 3:24 pm

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