Yet another spike in visitors (currently 294 people on the site as i’m typing this). I’m guessing the site got another on air mention somewhere? (getting tons of search referrals for “dontlinkthis.net” and/or “don’tlinkthis.com” again)
Anyhow, enjoy the site all you new people. Hopefully my server won’t buckle under the weight of all the traffic.
Oh the Anne Hathaway stuff is towards the bottom of the page if that’s what you’re looking for.
Remind visitors to click on the ads every once in a while and buy something…
#1 | Comment by crabby — October 6, 2005 @ 3:40 am
well i know for a fact that within the sea of “dontlinkthis.net” and “don’tlinkthis.com” search referrals i’ve been getting, somebody got here by looking for “Anne Hathaway Nude AND dontlinkthis.net”.
now that’s what i call narrowing it down.
that said, are any of you (that’re reading this) coming from K-ROCK (again)?
#2 | Comment by Justin — October 6, 2005 @ 3:49 am
I googled “Teh fagayness” and got this site.
Hope this helps.
#3 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — October 6, 2005 @ 3:54 am
I THINK YOU LIE
#4 | Comment by Justin — October 6, 2005 @ 3:57 am
D’oh!
#5 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — October 6, 2005 @ 4:03 am
I remember how I found the original site… it was when I heard the widescreen version of “Terminator 3” had less “boobs” than the Full Screen version. So I wanted to know if it was true, so I searched and found this site (Well… The old site, which is now this site). Boo-Yah!
#6 | Comment by The Brad — October 6, 2005 @ 4:50 am
Tell Kroq to stop cause if they bring the site down I wont have anything to masturbate to. P.S. I listen to Kroq but if this continues I think Im going to remove the Kroq keychains and the stickers I have in my door in a sign of protest.
#7 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — October 6, 2005 @ 4:54 am
I donated money for a server upgrade so you better spend it on DVDs.
#8 | Comment by Elder Young — October 6, 2005 @ 5:19 am
it was the pink!
#9 | Comment by Billy — October 6, 2005 @ 5:30 am
#8? That’s very, very likely.
#10 | Comment by Alex — October 6, 2005 @ 5:36 am
Oops, I meant “you better not spend it on DVDs.” Damn my lack of proofreading.
#11 | Comment by Elder Young — October 6, 2005 @ 5:38 am
hehe, indeed… he will spend it on DVDs.
#12 | Comment by Billy — October 6, 2005 @ 5:42 am
#8/11 those monies are going where the blogads/Google ad monies go…straight into Justin’s Xbox 360 fund.
pwnt.
#13 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 6, 2005 @ 5:43 am
wait, you mean that money
wasn’twas supposed to go towardsDVDSan xbox360a server upgrade?#14 | Comment by Justin — October 6, 2005 @ 5:45 am
I’m just going to pretend that it went towards the server so I’ll feel like I did my part to keep the site up.
#15 | Comment by Elder Young — October 6, 2005 @ 5:52 am
I want my money back. I gave you a week’s worth of lunch monies.
#16 | Comment by kiko — October 6, 2005 @ 5:54 am
too late. your lunch monies has turned into a copy of project gotham racing 3.
#17 | Comment by Justin — October 6, 2005 @ 5:57 am
to bad yep to bad
kekeke
#18 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 6, 2005 @ 6:00 am
Justin, are your ads pay-per-view, pay-per-click, or do you only get paid if someone buys stuff? If it’s not the last one, I’m not going to buy any more copies of Slide just so that you can get more video games or DVDs.
#19 | Comment by Elder Young — October 6, 2005 @ 6:02 am
say goodbye to the slide guy since his contract is up today. no more slide guy starting tomorrow.
*sob*
#20 | Comment by Justin — October 6, 2005 @ 6:12 am
#17 you’re a bad man. At least post some Chobot pics or hot girls shitting pics to make up for it.
#21 | Comment by kiko — October 6, 2005 @ 6:16 am
I’m beginning to think that Justin isn’t my friend. 🙁
#22 | Comment by Elder Young — October 6, 2005 @ 6:25 am
the naked slide guy is your friend
#23 | Comment by Justin — October 6, 2005 @ 6:27 am
That’s true, but he’s leaving me soon.
#24 | Comment by Elder Young — October 6, 2005 @ 6:29 am
Looks like Jessica Simpson’s breasts are on the market again:
Nick & Jessica Split
#25 | Comment by El Payo — October 6, 2005 @ 6:51 am
How many times do we have to say Teh fagayness in the comments before Justin’s site becomes Google’s official one and only fagayness site?
I’m so gonna register that.
#26 | Comment by SpankMonkey — October 6, 2005 @ 7:30 am
#25 Mr. Jessica Simpson’s people deny this ugly rumor.
untrue!
#27 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 6, 2005 @ 7:53 am
I only got 1 result from searching “fagayness” on google, wow! some random myspace site ;\ figures.
#28 | Comment by Billy — October 6, 2005 @ 8:20 am
I for one am happy to see the slide guy going. I was starting to get homophobic about this site.
#29 | Comment by anonymo — October 6, 2005 @ 8:32 am
Not just the slide guy, but what’s with Tom Cruise in his underwear?
#30 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — October 6, 2005 @ 8:54 am
Tom Cruise in his undies represents Risky Business.
“Kate” Holmes Cruise getting preggers IS Risky Business.
#31 | Comment by tool — October 6, 2005 @ 9:39 am
#27, “Us Weekly” is standing by their story.
#32 | Comment by tool — October 6, 2005 @ 9:40 am
Us Weekly has been wrong before.
I think the Weekly World News is more accurate.
#33 | Comment by crabby — October 6, 2005 @ 10:08 am
33, I personally believe in Bat Boy, too.
#34 | Comment by lessthanzero — October 6, 2005 @ 10:51 am
Katie Holmes isn’t pregnant by Tom. She’s been implanted with the frozen sperm of L Ron Hubbard.. That’s why Tom has been trying to Scientologise all the pretty girls in HolloWood. He needs someone to bring the Creator back into the world to fight the Thetans, kill Xenu once and for all and take over.
As it is written in Dianetics. So it shall be.
Now someone has to kill Katie to save mankind.
#35 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — October 6, 2005 @ 3:58 pm
I did a Google search for “teh fagayness” and found this site.
It’s true … it’s damn true.
#36 | Comment by JustSumDude — October 6, 2005 @ 4:26 pm
“I did a Google search for “teh fagayness” and found this site.”
Ahh everyday reaching new heights.
#37 | Comment by ninbw — October 6, 2005 @ 5:13 pm
i miss naked slide guy already
#38 | Comment by Justin — October 6, 2005 @ 7:13 pm
#38 – Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
#39 | Comment by Bill Clay — October 6, 2005 @ 8:06 pm
I still see naked slide guy. I must be lucky.
#40 | Comment by Elder Young — October 6, 2005 @ 11:16 pm
zomg naked slide guy IS still there
#41 | Comment by Justin — October 7, 2005 @ 12:19 am
it must be selling well from all the hits it’s getting.
#42 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — October 7, 2005 @ 5:18 am
who the fuck reads or comments on this site?
#43 | Comment by smash — October 7, 2005 @ 9:34 am
The slide guy is still there. You lied to your people. You deserve a traitor’s death.
#44 | Comment by kiko — October 7, 2005 @ 10:45 am
I AM the Slide guy, I just sent Justin my payment. Sorry men, I’ll be here for a while.
btw thanks Smash (and your cute butt) for all of your support, couldn’t do it without you.
#45 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — October 7, 2005 @ 2:20 pm
naked slide guy’s contract was supposed to expire on the 5th! and yet, he’s still here!
#46 | Comment by Justin — October 7, 2005 @ 2:39 pm
Ding, dong, the slide guy’s gone
the slide guy’s gone
Ding, dong, the fagay slideguy’s gooooone!
#47 | Comment by tool — October 8, 2005 @ 9:46 am
Slide guy will always be with us in spirit. As long as we have Smash, anyways.
#48 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — October 8, 2005 @ 1:39 pm