Well shit

Looks like IGN didn’t fire her (that was just wishing thinking on my part). And there i was getting used to the fact that no more of her stupid WTF articles were being put up. But she’s back. Apparently from Japan or something (she should’ve just stayed there and never come back).

Anyhow…

From: Brennan
Date: Oct 11, 2005 1:48 PM
Subject: chobot live

http://babes.entertainment.ign.com/articles/652/652951p1.html

apparently you could meet chobot if you still lived in the states. you should send a fellow chobot-hater in your stead.

I should!

Send somebody in my stead that is (i’d rather meet my maker than meet Jessica Chobot).

Who lives in Cali? Or anywhere near Anaheim. Go meet the Chobot if you’ve got nothing else to do. Prepare a sign beforehand. Make it say “I <3 FUBAR” with dontlinkthis.net right under it and make her hold it up while you take her picture! I will pay you $50 via PayPal if you can pull this off.

(i think it’s safe to say that my $50 won’t be going anywhere. unless somebody’s up for the challenge)

Interestingly enough, she lives in Michigan. Good thing i don’t live there anymore because it would’ve probably made me hate her even more knowing that she was in the same state i was in.

“I just got the green light to fly on out (perfect timing to get away from the “freeze-yo’-ass-off” Michigan weather)”

Hey! I like the “freeze-yo’-ass-off” Michigan weather!!!!!!

*shakes fist*

23 thoughts on “Well shit

  1. I must’ve missed something. You graduated? Or just left?

    And yeah, the Kalamazoo winter is fast approaching.

    #1 | Comment by Jaquio — October 12, 2005 @ 8:14 am

  2. ya i only graduated back in april!!! now i’m back on the other side of the world. far far away from the chobot.

    #2 | Comment by Justin — October 12, 2005 @ 8:17 am

  3. Hmm, time to break out the photoshop and score $50 from Justin…

    shhh don’t tell him.

    #3 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — October 12, 2005 @ 8:18 am

  4. This chick she back OhNoes I love photoshop lol ! jk

    #4 | Comment by Lenanejay (other justin) — October 12, 2005 @ 8:21 am

  5. what?

    #5 | Comment by michler — October 12, 2005 @ 8:27 am

  6. I regret EVER mentioning Chobot to Justin. I’d hit that casual gaming ass.

    #6 | Comment by Billy — October 12, 2005 @ 8:37 am

  7. I dont know either im little gone atm If you know what I mean!?

    #7 | Comment by Lenanejay (other justin) — October 12, 2005 @ 8:40 am

  8. I’d spend more thatn $50 in gas going to Anaheim. And good god is she a beast.

    #8 | Comment by Wonderyak — October 12, 2005 @ 9:08 am

  9. Chobot > Amanda Bynes*

    *Justin my ban me from the internets for this

    #9 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — October 12, 2005 @ 10:43 am

  10. Justin secretly

    #10 | Comment by TheChef — October 12, 2005 @ 11:14 am

  11. I live 10 minutes away from Anaheim, I’d do it.

    #11 | Comment by JEJ — October 12, 2005 @ 12:46 pm

  12. My mom works at a hotel directly across the street from the Convention Center. Chances are Jennifer will be staying there, and I can probably get free entry to the event.

    #12 | Comment by -Beck- — October 12, 2005 @ 4:15 pm

  13. The funny thing is, I bet Jessica would actually hold the sign and have the photo taken, knowing fully well that Justin would lose $50 for the 15 seconds it’d take to do it.

    She strikes me as the kind of person to do that kind of thing.

    And for the record, Justin’s hatred for Chobot only stems from the fact that he’s so madly in love with her that he hates her for it 😛

    Justin and Chobot sitting in a tree! B-L-O-G-G-I-N-G…dammit that doesn’t fit!

    #13 | Comment by KillswitchEdge — October 12, 2005 @ 5:57 pm

  14. I live about 15 min away from Anaheim.

    I also got a free ticket to IGN LIVE, but it sounds kinda gay.

    #14 | Comment by dex — October 12, 2005 @ 10:52 pm

  15. I’d go there just to kick some chabot fanboy ass.

    #15 | Comment by m — October 12, 2005 @ 9:56 am

  16. THe article is alot more reserved this time, I’m guessing that IGN sent Jessica to Africa to get circumcized to knock her down a couple of notches…

    #16 | Comment by Gray Garrison — October 13, 2005 @ 12:11 am

  17. Your thinking of Dave Chappelle.

    #17 | Comment by dex — October 13, 2005 @ 1:05 am

  18. lolz i’m in the top 10 for jessica chobot searches

    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Jessica+Chobot

    i rule

    #18 | Comment by Justin — October 13, 2005 @ 3:16 am

  19. Chobot rules!

    She’s here to stay. Accept that fact and post pics. Chobot pics.

    #19 | Comment by kiko — October 13, 2005 @ 4:51 am

  20. shut up. you go to hell. both of you!

    #20 | Comment by Justin — October 13, 2005 @ 5:46 am

  21. Chobot is your friend.

    I wonder when will be her next appearance in G4TV? She’s a rating booster.

    #21 | Comment by kiko — October 13, 2005 @ 7:49 am

  22. just wandering through the ole internet and came across this. Why ARE you so obsessed with her anyway? ok, we get it. You hate her. get over it.

    p.s. the chobot is FINE!

    #22 | Comment by notadumbass — October 15, 2005 @ 1:59 pm

  23. “Your thinking of Dave Chappelle.”

    You must not be familiar with the process of Female Circumcision, an excellent practice for such a waste of human life such as Jessica.

    #23 | Comment by Gray Garrison — October 18, 2005 @ 2:49 am

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