Elisha Cuthbert

The Girl Next Door was the biggest cocktease of a movie ever. How can you cast Elisha Cuthbert as a pornstar and not have her get the goods out. Stupid. And i don’t even like the girl. Her chin annoys me.

I’d still do ‘er though.

Lacey Chabert > Elisha Cuthbert

40 thoughts on “Elisha Cuthbert

  1. yumb.

    1st

    #1 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 27, 2005 @ 5:31 am

  2. She couldn’t show her tits because she was underage when she shot the film. So we all still have some hope for her pulling a Hathaway in a couple of years.

    #2 | Comment by Adr — October 27, 2005 @ 5:35 am

  3. highlight of house of wax?

    when elisha’s finger got cut off

    spoiler above ^

    #3 | Comment by Justin — October 27, 2005 @ 5:35 am

  4. elisha’s hotter but lacey’s gaining ground

    #4 | Comment by turtle — October 27, 2005 @ 5:40 am

  5. oh boo hoo. thora birch was underage when she shot american beauty and yet she let the dogs out!

    #5 | Comment by Justin — October 27, 2005 @ 5:41 am

  6. So was Kiera, so the underage excuse is bullshit

    #6 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — October 27, 2005 @ 5:48 am

  7. keira doesn’t count because she has no boobs

    #7 | Comment by Justin — October 27, 2005 @ 5:49 am

  8. Elisha was NOT underage when she shot Girl Next Door.

    She’s 22, almost 23, and GND came out last year.

    #8 | Comment by Nerima — October 27, 2005 @ 5:49 am

  9. EC is hot. Nothing greater then that first season of 24, watching her run around in that little belly shirt and those tight jeans showing that sexy, underage full ass out. What a great show!!!

    #9 | Comment by YourBlueRoom — October 27, 2005 @ 5:58 am

  10. Let’s not forget the ultimate teen boob shot, Phoebe Cates was 16 in Fast Times. That’s right.

    /aging myself

    #10 | Comment by al k holik — October 27, 2005 @ 6:12 am

  11. Phoebe Cates was 16????

    #11 | Comment by Nerima — October 27, 2005 @ 6:29 am

  12. not according to IMDB

    #12 | Comment by turtle — October 27, 2005 @ 6:32 am

  13. Sorry, teef ruins it for me, looks like a godamn train wreck. The basketball shaped head kinda kills it too. Fresh nuggs, tho.

    #13 | Comment by Smiley — October 27, 2005 @ 7:02 am

  14. speaking of PC in Fast times, has anyone else listened to the DVD commentary track with AH and CC? On the track, the director mentions how she once was at a home video convention thing and one of the retailer giants casually mentioned to her how all the VHS copies of Fast Times always had tracking problems arounf the PC topless scene. Is that great or what? Fappers unite!!!

    #14 | Comment by YourBlueRoom — October 27, 2005 @ 7:12 am

  15. Phoebe was like 19 when the movie came out, so maybe 18 when making it.

    Thora Birch WAS 16 when naked in American Beauty. Says so for both on IMdb

    #15 | Comment by Adam — October 27, 2005 @ 7:22 am

  16. EC is mad hot- i fell in love w/ her during season 1 of 24. -samsa

    #16 | Comment by Mr_SaMSa — October 27, 2005 @ 7:59 am

  17. Phoebe was 17 when she made Paradise though, and she’s completely nude.

    #17 | Comment by LeisureSuitL — October 27, 2005 @ 8:07 am

  18. I would eat Elisha’s severed finger if she asked me to.

    #18 | Comment by Nerima — October 27, 2005 @ 8:14 am

  19. Justin’s annoyed by her CHIN?!!

    n en way, Elisha is also hot in Old School.

    #19 | Comment by tool — October 27, 2005 @ 8:24 am

  20. Old School Elisha Ass

    #20 | Comment by Nerima — October 27, 2005 @ 8:27 am

  21. Phoebe > Elisha > Sha-Bear > Thora

    Keira = Stuart Townsend
    (in Queen of the Damned)

    #21 | Comment by tool — October 27, 2005 @ 8:36 am

  22. Worst thing about Cuthbert, she’s engaged to this wigga:

    http://www.elishacuthbert.dk/billeder/trclip.jpg

    Trace Ayala, Justin Timberlake’s PA!!! I mean, seriously! Girls gotta move up, not go for the wigga who serves Justin’s coffee.

    Plus, no boobies in “Girl next door”. It was unfunny and unoriginal, but would have been perfectly fine if she had gotten naked in it. She didn’t, hence, its Titanic-league garbage.

    #22 | Comment by Zahid — October 27, 2005 @ 9:14 am

  23. Thora is too skinny now. Her boobs went away.

    #23 | Comment by Nerima — October 27, 2005 @ 9:16 am

  24. I’m beginning to think you only like girls with bad skin.

    #24 | Comment by smash — October 27, 2005 @ 9:50 am

  25. I’m going to ignore Elisha until she gets her tits out.

    Then I’m going to ignore her and just look at them tittays..

    #25 | Comment by UncleMao — October 27, 2005 @ 9:55 am

  26. I like her but she looks like crap in those pictures.

    #26 | Comment by Wulf — October 27, 2005 @ 11:07 am

  27. #17LSL, Phoebe was born in ’63. IMDB has Paradise’s date as 1982. While I suppose it’s possible, I can’t see 2 years post-production for a movie with no special effects.

    #27 | Comment by SpankMonkey — October 27, 2005 @ 11:38 am

  28. She apparently had some work done:
    see here.

    #28 | Comment by Dairy — October 27, 2005 @ 11:41 am

  29. #12 – I heard that she was 16 several times from various sources – shoulda researched it first, for sure. My bad.

    #29 | Comment by al k holik — October 27, 2005 @ 1:30 pm

  30. No way in hell Lacey is hotter Elisha. Not even close.

    #30 | Comment by kiko — October 27, 2005 @ 11:33 pm

  31. “hotter than”

    Dammit!

    #31 | Comment by kiko — October 27, 2005 @ 11:34 pm

  32. http://justin.fabfiles.com/hires/elisha4/ – half of links dead

    http://justin.fabfiles.com/hires/elisha3/ = most of links dead

    oh sweet nostalgia

    #32 | Comment by BobBobson — October 28, 2005 @ 1:39 am

  33. elisha [definitely] > amanda

    #33 | Comment by heat — October 28, 2005 @ 3:42 am

  34. bobbobson fucked up the frontpage with his links

    #34 | Comment by nxvxn — October 28, 2005 @ 6:52 am

  35. whuh??? well i can see the pics now. don’t know if it was some google ad magic, or maybe my f5-refresh-fu was off before, whatever.

    fap you very much.

    #35 | Comment by BobBobson — October 28, 2005 @ 7:07 am

  36. ever since 24 1st season she appeals to me! I found her the other day on rubberfaces – hard to make her look bad, but I tried! she is #1 !!

    #36 | Comment by tammy — October 28, 2005 @ 9:13 am

  37. yeah Elisha Cuthbert needs to be smacked……….. with my dick. HEY OH!!

    #37 | Comment by deadbydawn — October 28, 2005 @ 9:54 am

  38. i updated the pics in the gallery. all the pics/pages are in there now.

    #38 | Comment by Justin — November 4, 2005 @ 2:35 pm

  39. I’d do ‘er

    #39 | Comment by Swick — December 2, 2005 @ 4:04 am

  40. justin i dont know u but her chin annoys you??? what the…. she is the hottest girl ever and the chin… dude…is that the first thing u look at when u see a girl? her chin? common man its a chin get over it. i know it is late i just found out about this website

    #40 | Comment by Andrew — January 15, 2006 @ 11:44 am

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