Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba IS ugly!!! You are the faggot!!!

Oh and the PSP sucks!!!!!

I don’t even like having this trash on my server space. And look at the way jmazone.de proudly, pompously displays its logo on the photos as if they’d taken them themselves. What if i plastered dontlinkthis.net over every pic i put up. It’s a fucking photo. It’s like signing your neighbor’s car because you saw it. Idiots. “Hey look at these pics of Jessica Alba. Look how great these photos are dontlinkthis.net dontlinkthis.net”

48 thoughts on “Jessica Alba

  1. mmmmm…Albalicious.

    ^_^

    1st!

    #1 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 11, 2005 @ 4:02 am

  2. she is simply useless.. if she doesnt strip soon then what is her role in this world?

    #2 | Comment by yawn — November 11, 2005 @ 4:13 am

  3. Agreed with #2. Let’s just skin her into another shawl for Lindsay Lohan to wear or something, then Justin can buy it on Ebay and be like, “It still smells like ugly!”

    And thank you AngelBaby for making the first post something more than simply “First!”, which is so redundant it makes my brain hurt.

    #3 | Comment by Unlock Boss — November 11, 2005 @ 4:22 am

  4. i never say just “first”

    that would be dumb…

    …like calling Jessica Alba ugly.

    #4 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 11, 2005 @ 4:25 am

  5. Cool site man.Good point about the people putting there logo on images.

    #5 | Comment by ste — November 11, 2005 @ 4:35 am

  6. Alba’s pussy must taste like sweet warm apple pie.

    P.S. Justin is gay by popular consensus.

    #6 | Comment by kiko — November 11, 2005 @ 4:43 am

  7. Jessica Alba is not ugly; just bland. No acting talent whatsoever. Hopefully she will read my comment and get into Hardcore Gonzo porn right away.

    “And anyone who disagrees will get assraped in their sleep.”

    My, sounds like Justin has a date lined up…

    #7 | Comment by Smiley — November 11, 2005 @ 4:47 am

  8. he totally wants me. that fag.

    #8 | Comment by Justin — November 11, 2005 @ 4:49 am

  9. It takes one to know one.

    #9 | Comment by kiko — November 11, 2005 @ 4:55 am

  10. If you don’t like having this crap on your server space, why do you post it in the first place?

    #10 | Comment by Anonymous Contributor — November 11, 2005 @ 5:15 am

  11. Because he’s our friend.

    #11 | Comment by kiko — November 11, 2005 @ 5:21 am

  12. #10 – Justin does this so those of us that find Alba sensuous(not me) can have something to fap to at work(not me-self abuse is ungodly).

    #12 | Comment by Smiley — November 11, 2005 @ 5:29 am

  13. and because he’s our friend.

    #13 | Comment by Smiley — November 11, 2005 @ 5:30 am

  14. if it makes anyone feel better i don’t think alba requires the dip-n-sniff test at all.

    #14 | Comment by tehpunk — November 11, 2005 @ 5:32 am

  15. justin is your friend

    #15 | Comment by Justin — November 11, 2005 @ 5:32 am

  16. alba is your friend

    #16 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 11, 2005 @ 5:33 am

  17. I will have to kindly disagree with that. Alba is not our friend. Does alba post pictures of JoJo in her bikini, I think not. If she was our friend, she would have her top off.

    justin is our friend.

    #17 | Comment by Smiley — November 11, 2005 @ 5:39 am

  18. oh, she has to have her top off?

    i stand corrected…

    alba is MY friend

    😮

    #18 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 11, 2005 @ 5:41 am

  19. Even though I find alba sexually bland and non-exciting. I would still like to see her with her top off because I cannot refuse pictures with boobies. Ever.

    alba is my friend only if she drops her top and buys me an XBox 360.

    it could happen…

    #19 | Comment by Smiley — November 11, 2005 @ 5:48 am

  20. p4ch3c0 = God (PSP)

    #20 | Comment by turtle — November 11, 2005 @ 5:52 am

  21. “And anyone who disagrees will get assraped in their sleep.”

    p4ch3c0 = Justin’s assmaster

    #21 | Comment by Smiley — November 11, 2005 @ 5:56 am

  22. I must admit that she has dropped in my ratings ever since she got quoted on doing more role like Natalie P. Shiiiiiiittt, Alba then stop doing dumb as movies like Deep Blue and do a cutting edge movie like Professional. Admit what you are which is one step above Eva Longoria and that your a high end piece of arse.

    #22 | Comment by parlayplayr — November 11, 2005 @ 6:15 am

  23. Alba’s naked boobies are nowhere near as good as they are in your imagination.

    Her naked ass, however, is equally as good as it is in your imagination.

    #23 | Comment by Nerima — November 11, 2005 @ 6:17 am

  24. eva longoria is my favorite desperate housewife!

    #24 | Comment by Justin — November 11, 2005 @ 6:19 am

  25. i concur #24.

    #25 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 11, 2005 @ 6:25 am

  26. i want to mow her lawn

    #26 | Comment by Justin — November 11, 2005 @ 6:26 am

  27. Morgan Webb > Longoria

    We need more Morgan Webb.

    #27 | Comment by kiko — November 11, 2005 @ 6:28 am

  28. morgan webb is a man

    #28 | Comment by Justin — November 11, 2005 @ 6:29 am

  29. last!

    #29 | Comment by Billy — November 11, 2005 @ 6:31 am

  30. You lie. She’s a hot gamer. As hot as Chobot. Shut up and post pics.

    #30 | Comment by kiko — November 11, 2005 @ 6:34 am

  31. Alba is hot.

    For a tranny op..

    mexican…

    Man…

    thing with a bad tan.

    #31 | Comment by UncleMao — November 11, 2005 @ 6:58 am

  32. Everyone’s just here in case Justin gets nekkid.

    Really.

    #32 | Comment by ~vjay~ — November 11, 2005 @ 7:38 am

  33. I hope that day never comes.

    #33 | Comment by Smiley — November 11, 2005 @ 7:45 am

  34. I think Justin loves the Alba. He’s in denial.

    I mean, he has 20 pages of the Alba. That’s the most of any celeb.

    it’s obvious that he jerks it to alba regularly.

    #34 | Comment by shirizaki — November 11, 2005 @ 8:08 am

  35. Shhhhhhhhh. He’s Bruce Wayne…

    #35 | Comment by UncleMao — November 11, 2005 @ 8:52 am

  36. back to the topic of Justin getting nekkid.

    when?

    #36 | Comment by SheepDog — November 11, 2005 @ 10:09 am

  37. Haha I didn’t expect to see this on the front page or anything. Looks like somebody’s running out of material.

    btw, I will assrape you tomorrow.

    #37 | Comment by p4ch3c0 — November 11, 2005 @ 11:02 am

  38. #34
    Is dead on the money.
    Succumb to Jessica Alba.
    Justin will realize what he’s been holding back when her ass goes nude in a film.

    #38 | Comment by easydoesituniversity — November 11, 2005 @ 11:36 am

  39. #37 – Dear Mr. p4ch3c0,

    Please be gentle on Justin’s young virgin anus tomorrow.

    Justin is our friend.

    Thank you.

    #39 | Comment by Smiley — November 11, 2005 @ 1:18 pm

  40. what

    #40 | Comment by p4ch3c0 — November 11, 2005 @ 3:16 pm

  41. For real… I hate when photos are tagged. Stupid tags. Stupid!!!

    #41 | Comment by The Brad — November 11, 2005 @ 4:09 pm

  42. Justin nude pix plz omg kthx

    #42 | Comment by Unlock Boss — November 11, 2005 @ 5:54 pm

  43. Actually, Jessica Alba is the standard test that clinical psychologists use to determine homosexual leanings in their patients. If your penis stays flaccid looking at Alba pictures, you get a check mark in the “fagay” column. If you sport a woody looking at “Slide”, you get TWO check marks.

    #43 | Comment by Bill Clay — November 11, 2005 @ 10:32 pm

  44. Justin is cleary gay because he likes Titanic

    but wouldn’t homosexuals love that booty on Alba? (see yellow bikini photos)

    #44 | Comment by bob — November 12, 2005 @ 4:57 am

  45. She is starting to look ethnic = bad
    justin is finally right.
    samsa

    #45 | Comment by Mr_SaMSa — November 12, 2005 @ 7:09 am

  46. Justin, you are really cool and your site rocks but I disagree. I think Jessica Alba is really hot. She’s just not that great of an actress.

    #46 | Comment by Simon — January 25, 2006 @ 7:44 am

  47. Jessica Alba is ugly. Period.

    #47 | Comment by Daatta — March 22, 2006 @ 6:06 pm

  48. ^^^
    you are ugly.

    #48 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 22, 2006 @ 10:15 pm

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