84 thoughts on “Hello mid-twenties!

  1. happy birthday, old!

    keke ^_^

    1st?

    #1 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 23, 2005 @ 12:03 am

  2. Happy Birthday man (you’re too old for me to call you dude!)

    #2 | Comment by Jamdez — November 23, 2005 @ 12:04 am

  3. Christ you’re old. i still can’t see pics of fappage! happy birthday gramps.

    thurd.

    #3 | Comment by DrPhil — November 23, 2005 @ 12:14 am

  4. Not your birthday yet!

    #4 | Comment by smash — November 23, 2005 @ 12:21 am

  5. Happy Birthday ^_^

    #5 | Comment by Rappy — November 23, 2005 @ 12:23 am

  6. Your birthday is the same day as my dad’s birthday…

    Except that he’s white. And you’re not.

    Cause you’re asian.

    And he’s white…

    #6 | Comment by Jonstafa — November 23, 2005 @ 12:24 am

  7. Some people might try to tell you that now is a good time to stop lusting after pubescent girls. But they’re just concerned with your personal well being and dont care about the site. And from what I’ve been able to gather from the site, your personal well being is more or less a lost cause anyway.

    #7 | Comment by Guy — November 23, 2005 @ 12:27 am

  8. Super old.

    #8 | Comment by Borjan — November 23, 2005 @ 12:37 am

  9. While I mostly just lurk, good work on your journey to death. Highlights up ahead include: lowered insurance, middle age, and back problems.

    #9 | Comment by Eric W. — November 23, 2005 @ 12:50 am

  10. Holy shit. I remember a time when you posted about chicks in college that looked like Kiki and had entire galleries of celebrity pics linked on the left column of the site.

    We’re getting old, all of us.

    #10 | Comment by Sophistry — November 23, 2005 @ 12:53 am

  11. now your tittyz will sag…

    #11 | Comment by monkeymachine — November 23, 2005 @ 1:01 am

  12. everybody!

    “Happy Birthday to you,
    Happy Birthday to you,
    Happy Birthday dear Jus …”

    well fuck it, if nobody is going to join in, I’m not going to sing on my own.

    That would just make me look stupid.

    #12 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — November 23, 2005 @ 1:01 am

  13. hey now you’re twice as old as most of the girls you like!

    #13 | Comment by Cheebye — November 23, 2005 @ 1:03 am

  14. Happy Birthday!

    kidney stones… don’t forget kidney stones…

    #14 | Comment by crabby — November 23, 2005 @ 1:12 am

  15. Halfway to 50! Woo!

    Happy Birthday!

    Wait…so you were still in college at age 24? Late bloomer.

    #15 | Comment by Nerima — November 23, 2005 @ 1:27 am

  16. youngen

    #16 | Comment by turtle — November 23, 2005 @ 1:49 am

  17. Way to go! I am not far behind you!

    #17 | Comment by Utahcon — November 23, 2005 @ 1:50 am

  18. Hail to the Justin… we celebrate the birth of a legend… ok legend is exaggerated but Happy Birthday anywayz

    #18 | Comment by Magus — November 23, 2005 @ 1:53 am

  19. But I still ove you like 2x 12.5 year olds!

    Happy Birthday

    #19 | Comment by NGEddie — November 23, 2005 @ 1:57 am

  20. Justin is 6 years older then me, but likes girls 6 years younger then me…

    Did I just blow your mind or what?

    #20 | Comment by Zahid — November 23, 2005 @ 2:09 am

  21. The Twenty-Five Year Old Virgin.
    That’s beautiful man……

    #21 | Comment by gallowglass2005 — November 23, 2005 @ 2:21 am

  22. 25!? OLD!

    Too bad, yep too bad?

    Happy Birthday

    #22 | Comment by radish01001 — November 23, 2005 @ 2:37 am

  23. Happy Birthday. And have a nice and successful new year.

    #23 | Comment by Favre — November 23, 2005 @ 2:39 am

  24. Happy Birthday, Justin!

    #24 | Comment by Smiley — November 23, 2005 @ 3:33 am

  25. happy birthday :O to fap or not to fap, that is your choice

    #25 | Comment by Evestay — November 23, 2005 @ 4:30 am

  26. whoa! i thought you were 12!

    #26 | Comment by heat — November 23, 2005 @ 4:47 am

  27. Quarter life crisis. Enjoy.

    #27 | Comment by deedas — November 23, 2005 @ 4:50 am

  28. Happy Birthday, friend.

    #28 | Comment by dex — November 23, 2005 @ 4:55 am

  29. Is your wang 25″ now?

    #29 | Comment by wangdexian — November 23, 2005 @ 5:13 am

  30. I’m sorry man, but in this part of the world is still tuesday, maybe I’ll same something to you tomorrow.

    WTF! happy birthday Justin

    #30 | Comment by daserca — November 23, 2005 @ 5:22 am

  31. Happy Birthday. Happy fapping.

    #31 | Comment by Creamy — November 23, 2005 @ 5:29 am

  32. What a fag.

    25 is the GAYEST AGE EVAR.

    Happy B-Day Justin!! May you live to see 100 more!!

    #32 | Comment by embus — November 23, 2005 @ 6:12 am

  33. dammnit, all the funny lines are already taken.

    #33 | Comment by SheepDog — November 23, 2005 @ 6:31 am

  34. happy birthday justin!

    #34 | Comment by Ryan — November 23, 2005 @ 6:33 am

  35. Happy birthday! Don’t mind those guys (and gals). Most pedos are over 40. You’re yet to reach your prime.

    #35 | Comment by kiko — November 23, 2005 @ 7:01 am

  36. Happy Birthday Justin. Now your one year closer to needing Viagra to fap! Glad I’m not that old.

    Randy

    #36 | Comment by Randy — November 23, 2005 @ 7:12 am

  37. Happy B-day, Justin1 You’re still a child. 😀

    #37 | Comment by devnull — November 23, 2005 @ 7:22 am

  38. You’re only as old as the woman you feel.

    #38 | Comment by Bill Clay — November 23, 2005 @ 7:25 am

  39. Your old enough to start worrying if your ever gonna lose your virginity

    #39 | Comment by Red Shard — November 23, 2005 @ 7:31 am

  40. Justin’s not a virgin!*

    *This may or may not be true.

    #40 | Comment by Nerima — November 23, 2005 @ 7:48 am

  41. with all this Birthday man-love going on people are going to start calling Justin a fag.

    Besides, everyone knows that the thought doesn’t really count. What did you cheapos buy him?

    #41 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — November 23, 2005 @ 8:12 am

  42. Hope yr having a good one man

    #42 | Comment by JM — November 23, 2005 @ 8:15 am

  43. Happy birthday, old man. Welcome to the 25 Year Olds Club; benefits include lower car insurance. Drawbacks include: needing a walker, being asked if you want the senior citizen’s discount, and the general deterioration of your body.

    #43 | Comment by chuck2020 — November 23, 2005 @ 8:24 am

  44. Happy (or mildly depressing?) birthday.

    #44 | Comment by lessthanzero — November 23, 2005 @ 8:51 am

  45. i bet justin’s gonna have Stephanie from lazytown pop out of his birthday cake.

    “It’s a peice of rape when stephanie pops out the cake,
    even though she’ll be hazy,
    justin’s still gonna go crazy,
    he’s gonna have his way cause justin loves his statutory rape”

    Happy b-day justin.

    #45 | Comment by Sumdumguy — November 23, 2005 @ 8:56 am

  46. All the best,d00d. 25..kekekeke

    #46 | Comment by smittenboy — November 23, 2005 @ 9:03 am

  47. Happy Birthday.

    #47 | Comment by Scott — November 23, 2005 @ 9:04 am

  48. Happy birthday Justin!

    #48 | Comment by Wonderyak — November 23, 2005 @ 9:06 am

  49. Happy Quarter Century-th Birthday.

    #49 | Comment by JessicaChobotSucks — November 23, 2005 @ 9:23 am

  50. Lindsey Lohan is lip synching BIG TIME on american music awards, people are LAUGHING at her.

    #50 | Comment by brian — November 23, 2005 @ 9:30 am

  51. Can you still celebrate a birthday when you’re dead inside? Oh, what’s DIS?!

    Whatever, congrats on lvl 25 n00b.

    #51 | Comment by JustSumDude — November 23, 2005 @ 9:47 am

  52. Happy B day,

    If youre life was a Dollar, You’d be 3 quarters short of it ending. O_o

    #52 | Comment by Crackpot Live — November 23, 2005 @ 10:29 am

  53. Happy Birthday!

    #53 | Comment by RwS — November 23, 2005 @ 10:45 am

  54. make love to me please

    #54 | Comment by jewbaker — November 23, 2005 @ 10:50 am

  55. I’m sorry too hear that , all the best for the future …lol

    #55 | Comment by NoObism — November 23, 2005 @ 12:22 pm

  56. happy birfday. YAYAYAYA!!

    #56 | Comment by krista — November 23, 2005 @ 4:06 pm

  57. show me your boobies, plz

    #57 | Comment by HAMSTER — November 23, 2005 @ 4:24 pm

  58. Weren’t you in your mid-twenties on ure last birthday?

    Because if we’re going by the scale of early,mid,late… you divide 9 years by 3. Therefore:

    early-twenties = 21,22,23
    mid-twenties = 24,25,26
    late-twenties = 27,28,29

    #58 | Comment by MisterEd — November 23, 2005 @ 4:33 pm

  59. No birthday boobies for you!

    #59 | Comment by ninbw — November 23, 2005 @ 4:44 pm

  60. Happy Birthday Bitch!

    #60 | Comment by Chad.Badger — November 23, 2005 @ 4:53 pm

  61. Happy Birthday and stuff. And in case you were wondering, Kalamazoo still sucks.

    #61 | Comment by DarckkorioN — November 23, 2005 @ 5:14 pm

  62. Happy birthday! A lurker here…

    25 is still very young! Plus I’m sure dontlinkthis.net keeps you young.

    Keep this up! You’re THE man! 😀

    #62 | Comment by Willie — November 23, 2005 @ 5:52 pm

  63. Wait a second… Avril isn’t 25! Are you really Avril?

    You are so punk!

    #63 | Comment by Jonstafa — November 23, 2005 @ 6:29 pm

  64. Happy birthday silly old azn

    #64 | Comment by gulliver — November 23, 2005 @ 6:57 pm

  65. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

    One life-size blow up realistic feel triple orifice Avril doll coming your way, courtesy of Fedex

    =D

    #65 | Comment by Kinkimono — November 23, 2005 @ 9:15 pm

  66. Death is coming for you, filthy pedo.

    #66 | Comment by efilflah — November 23, 2005 @ 10:11 pm

  67. happy birthday. your the most popular on the internets. cause your our friend and bring us the boobies we want.

    #67 | Comment by fapper — November 23, 2005 @ 10:16 pm

  68. happy birthday 😀

    #68 | Comment by jeaneye — November 23, 2005 @ 10:30 pm

  69. Happy birthday old man. I’ll be 25 in 7 days.

    #69 | Comment by m — November 23, 2005 @ 10:20 am

  70. Happy birthday and best wishes. I think yr kewl!

    #70 | Comment by EndlessMike — November 24, 2005 @ 12:17 am

  71. Happy Birthday. Time to start growing your azn beard, so when you hit 70 it’ll be long and white and you’ll look smart.

    #71 | Comment by Ricochet — November 24, 2005 @ 12:31 am

  72. Happy Birthday, Justin. I have clothes older than you. I keep hoping they’ll come back in style.

    #72 | Comment by Puzzlehead — November 24, 2005 @ 12:41 am

  73. Hey #59 your formula sucks!!!
    What about the number 20???, ha!!

    #73 | Comment by daserca — November 24, 2005 @ 2:25 am

  74. We will get you someday…

    signed,

    FBI.

    #74 | Comment by UncleMao — November 24, 2005 @ 7:58 am

  75. Wait, you’re 25? I think guys that are twice my age are hot!

    Signed,

    The girl of Justin’s dreams.

    #75 | Comment by Jimbo — November 24, 2005 @ 8:47 am

  76. Happy…. OLD. ^___^_^_^_^_^_^

    #76 | Comment by Billy — November 24, 2005 @ 10:06 am

  77. Happy birthday

    #77 | Comment by dumdadum — November 24, 2005 @ 1:43 pm

  78. I forgot to say…that’s almost mid-twenties!

    #78 | Comment by dumdadum — November 24, 2005 @ 1:44 pm

  79. The fact that you’re letting these comments go on and on makes you look like a douchebag.

    #79 | Comment by Guy — November 24, 2005 @ 2:25 pm

  80. fag.

    #80 | Comment by rodrego — November 24, 2005 @ 4:57 pm

  81. stop milking you your birthday already! its time for a new post.
    WE WANT PORN!

    #81 | Comment by Sumdumguy — November 24, 2005 @ 6:53 pm

  82. Here’s to hoping your birthday was filled with lots of pink…

    #82 | Comment by Steampunk — November 24, 2005 @ 11:31 pm

  83. Happy belated birthday Justin. I’m having one myself this month – same day as you m.

    #83 | Comment by El Payo — November 25, 2005 @ 6:07 am

  84. Happy Birthday J-Man. Just think times your life by 4 and your 100.

    #84 | Comment by Austin — November 27, 2005 @ 6:56 pm

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