Kristen Bell

I think i love her. She’s so CUTE.

And so NAKED in this picture!!

Kristen Bell
(actor, Veronica Mars)

Best time to be naked: “I rarely wear clothes when i’m home by myself. I love making breakfast naked. But you’ve got to make sure the gardener’s not coming that day.”

36 thoughts on “Kristen Bell

  1. Kristin Bell is the only reason to watch the UPN, but that’s mainly because I don’t like reruns of Moesha or Homeboys In Space.

    #1 | Comment by Nathaniel — December 2, 2005 @ 12:35 pm

  2. And I was first. Hot Damn. I’d fap to that if it weren’t for this nice picture. Thanks Justin.

    #2 | Comment by Nathaniel — December 2, 2005 @ 12:36 pm

  3. old pic, still nice though, its good to see that every now in then to inspire a fappage session. Now where’s my spartan tv…

    #3 | Comment by inafixer — December 2, 2005 @ 12:49 pm

  4. oops i meant dvd… see what nudity does to you?!?!?

    #4 | Comment by inafixer — December 2, 2005 @ 12:49 pm

  5. Hi Kristen,

    I too, like to cook breakfast naked. But I always end up burning my sausage. Just thought you might like to know. Love you!

    PS. What’s your show about? I don’t really watch UPN that much(at all) because there are too many sassy black sistas shows on. Their sassiness scare me, especially when the fat ones start shouting and waving their finger.

    PSS. Can I put my hand on your ass for about an hour or so? No? Ok. I just thought I would really enjoy that. Can you make me some Kraft Macaroni & Cheese instead? I really like Mac & Cheese. No? Then can I put my hands on your boobs? No? OK…Ok, no need to call the cops.

    #5 | Comment by Smiley — December 2, 2005 @ 1:15 pm

  6. the (cocktease) nude was from back in july i think. this is her less than a week ago. still hot!

    #6 | Comment by Justin — December 2, 2005 @ 1:50 pm

  7. This is the first time I’ve ever blown my load after simply looking at a picture for about three seconds.

    #7 | Comment by anth — December 2, 2005 @ 1:58 pm

  8. who are the other 10 people?

    #8 | Comment by Gittle-R-Ding-Dong-Done — December 2, 2005 @ 2:33 pm

  9. “who are the other 10 people?”

    I was wondering that exact same thing..

    #9 | Comment by MisterEd — December 2, 2005 @ 3:52 pm

  10. Kristen Bell is so great as Veronica Mars. I also love that almost every episode has a joke about how small Kristen’s boobs are. Boobs of all sizes are great, as long as they’re not deformed or something.

    #10 | Comment by Elder Young — December 2, 2005 @ 4:11 pm

  11. The 2nd pic ain’t KB, it’s Anna Faris. Not that I mind.

    #11 | Comment by BobBobson — December 2, 2005 @ 4:36 pm

  12. lolz and KBO didn’t even know

    #12 | Comment by Justin — December 2, 2005 @ 4:51 pm

  13. Paul Jasmin is one lucky photographer, whoever the hell he is…

    #13 | Comment by heavyboots — December 2, 2005 @ 4:51 pm

  14. #10 -I concur. breasts are great. T’s one of God’s greatest inventions. Amen.

    It’s as if the Good Lord said to Adam one day,”Cut it out, stop grabbing your dick all the time! I don’t care if it feels good! I’m not cleaning up your friggin’ jizz stains!

    Go do something constructive. You look kinda bored. You need something in your hand, it looks so…empty.

    You want a fleshy globe to hold in your hands and make motorboat noises when you rub your face into it? And you want to put your pecker between it and slide it back and forth? Jeez, you’re kinda creepin’ me out a little bit here. OK, whatever makes you happy, I guess…you sick fuck.”

    Justin would never post pictures of deformed boobs. He is our friend.

    #14 | Comment by Smiley — December 2, 2005 @ 5:02 pm

  15. That picture makes it look like she’s got the hairiest bush ever. I’d like to bury my head in there.

    #15 | Comment by Fappy McGee — December 2, 2005 @ 8:16 pm

  16. Also crazy hot in Deadwood. Her face is so expressive. Heck, she was even hot on Punkd, when she supposedly was in her sleepwear.

    #16 | Comment by rosco — December 2, 2005 @ 11:15 pm

  17. Kristen Bell is fucking hot

    #17 | Comment by Sampson — December 3, 2005 @ 1:37 am

  18. I saw Spartan for the first time the other night. Painful dialogue, Travoltaesque performance by Val Kilmer, great premise. Anyways, I kept thinking, “boy, the slutty daughter of the President sure looks like Kristen Bell.” And I was right.

    Veronica Mars is a good show, BTW.

    #18 | Comment by al k holik — December 3, 2005 @ 2:09 am

  19. i’m SO in love with that girl. Shiniest smile EVER.

    #19 | Comment by Idaho — December 3, 2005 @ 2:09 am

  20. …oh yeah… “Travoltaesque” is NOT a compliment.

    #20 | Comment by al k holik — December 3, 2005 @ 2:10 am

  21. If they gave Chloe’s character from Smallville a show of her own, it would have been just like Veronica Mars (instead of just killing her off).

    #21 | Comment by The Pope — December 3, 2005 @ 3:12 am

  22. Amen Pope. Chloe is the best thing on Smallville, besides tits out lois lane. She looks too fake tho, I’ll take Chloe for a hundred Alex…

    #22 | Comment by TheChef — December 3, 2005 @ 3:17 am

  23. spartan’s dialogue is an aquired taste. because david mamet wrote that movie and all his movies have this different kind of style to the way the dialogue is written and delivered. it’s widely known as ‘mametesque’.

    Another eponymous coinage, Mametesque, is often used in relation to his demand that actors not “act”; in other words, that they speak their lines without analyzing and referring to other plays or films. It is an approach that tends to disorient audiences as well as actors.

    Mametspeak: the noun denotes David Mamet’s signature style; rapid, rhythmic, profane yet poetic patter of streetwise raconteurs who inhabit many of his works. Besides the noun, he’s got his own adjective, Mametesque: It’s used to describe other writers’ dialogue resembling [his] roundabout, lyrical yet menacing speech.

    #23 | Comment by Justin — December 3, 2005 @ 8:05 am

  24. Spartan wasn’t a bad movie, but the beginning, especially the part with the military guys fighting to death didn’t really have a purpose. Yeah, I guess we need to know that Val’s sidekick is badass.

    #24 | Comment by Elder Young — December 3, 2005 @ 8:18 am

  25. #23 – Funny you should say that, Justin. After rolling my eyes several times while finishing that movie, I caught Mamet’s writing and directing credits, and suddenly it all made sense.

    Felt the same way the first time I watched House of Games. I thought it was ridiculous at times, and the acting was wooden at best. Caught it again a week or so later, and found myself completely caught up in it, and actually thought parts were quite brilliant. Go figure.

    #25 | Comment by al k holik — December 3, 2005 @ 1:40 pm

  26. oh the other 10 people:

    katherine moennig, vanessa carlton, gabrielle union, laura prepon, and sara rue.

    the rest are dudes.

    #26 | Comment by Justin — December 3, 2005 @ 8:28 pm

  27. #13
    Paul Jasmin probably didn’t get too excited, seeing as he’s gay.

    He does take good pictures though.

    #27 | Comment by Diggery — December 4, 2005 @ 2:47 am

  28. I guess we need to find her house and dress up like a gardener… hehe.
    Justin, it is your new quest in life to find her address.

    #28 | Comment by The Postwhore — December 4, 2005 @ 7:38 am

  29. i actually have a see thru of hers at some event.

    #29 | Comment by unf99 — December 4, 2005 @ 8:24 am

  30. katherine moennig, vanessa carlton, gabrielle union, laura prepon, and sara rue.

    These are the other five? I doubt they are on the top10 of anybody’s list..

    #30 | Comment by MisterEd — December 4, 2005 @ 11:03 am

  31. Nobody wants to see Vanessa Carlton naked. Nobody.

    The slimmed down Sara Rue, on the other hand…

    #31 | Comment by Will — December 4, 2005 @ 4:06 pm

  32. Speak for yourself. I want to see Vanessa Carlton naked.

    #32 | Comment by kiko — December 5, 2005 @ 2:25 am

  33. Sara Rue was topless in one movie. Didn’t look as good as she does now. Laura Prepon looks too much like Axl Rose to be attractive. And Vanessa Carlton? The no-neck girl? Didn’t she almost pop out of her top at the Baseball All Star game a couple years ago?

    And speaking of Mamet, his best writing was Alec Baldwin’s speach in “Glengarry GlenRoss”. But my favorite movie of his is “The Edge”.

    #33 | Comment by The Pope — December 5, 2005 @ 3:40 am

  34. This chick looks just like my 9th grade history teacher. No shit.

    #34 | Comment by Aunt Jemima — December 5, 2005 @ 9:18 am

  35. Excuse me but is that a nipple I spy? Fap away boys.

    #35 | Comment by Nizer — December 20, 2005 @ 11:08 am

  36. Fuck she is hot! I masturbated to this picture and came 5 time in only 15 minutes.

    Here are a couple of things I found out about her?

    -She lost her vaginity when she was 16.
    -Her favourite position is woman astride because she like being on top and in control.
    -She admits to owning two vibrators, one her mother bought her when she was fifteen.
    -She often kids after the nude pice of her about whether or not she has a shaved pussy. I “hedge” my bet she has a bush.
    (I really want to screw that bush of hers)

    She looks so young, very sexu girl. It’s almost wrong to look at her naked. Then I remember I’m a guy with a cock and I get back to working out.

    #36 | Comment by Jim — January 5, 2006 @ 9:48 pm

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