Alexis Bledel

Did somebody mention Alexis Bledel in the comments? Or was that Amber Tamblyn. Oh who cares. Amber has a mongoloid head and Alexis has scary blue eyes. I could never fap to either of them.

Maybe if she wore brown contact lenses or something.

Same goes for Daveigh Chase too.

Piercing blue eyes makes my penis sad.

23 thoughts on “Alexis Bledel

  1. First

    id fap…

    #1 | Comment by asdf — December 31, 2005 @ 11:45 am

  2. She’s gorgeous! I’ve fapped a lot to her

    #2 | Comment by dumdadum — December 31, 2005 @ 11:49 am

  3. Oh man. Blue eyes and dark hair with freckles? You got a fappin coming! Um – is that a bulge in her pants like crotch level?

    #3 | Comment by Charlie — December 31, 2005 @ 12:01 pm

  4. here’s someone else with piercing blue eyes that i can never fap to:

    cillian murphy

    #4 | Comment by Justin — December 31, 2005 @ 12:13 pm

  5. What color are Lindsay Lohan’s eyes? How about Kristen Bell and Kirsten Dunst?

    Id totally fap to all of them by the way…

    #5 | Comment by Zahid — December 31, 2005 @ 1:02 pm

  6. hey new here just wanted to say I love this site, and Alexis is definantly HOT
    I stumbled across this site yesterday while looking for pictures of Scarlett and I’ve been looking through it and…. GOOD JOB!

    #6 | Comment by Shannon — December 31, 2005 @ 2:54 pm

  7. this is sexist crap

    I hope you die

    #7 | Comment by youre-an-a-hole — December 31, 2005 @ 2:56 pm

  8. #7, you need to clarify precisely who you would like to see dead. We don’t want to have anyone inadvertently expiring wrongly.

    The traditional method of addressing someone in the comments section is by referring to them by the numerical figure assigned to their statement, such as the “#7” followed by a comma shown above.

    With a little love and a little care, we can make this letter better!

    #8 | Comment by Unlock Boss — December 31, 2005 @ 4:11 pm

  9. I’d gilmore that girl 😉

    #9 | Comment by Topher — December 31, 2005 @ 5:00 pm

  10. #7 – It is always helpful to refer to the original poster or commenter by his/her number when posting a rebuttal or in your case, a wish for an early demise. And if you are referring to the commenter just before you, typing a few ^ ^ ^ is also helpful as well for a point of reference.

    And thank you #8, a little more love is indeed a good thing. A very good thing.

    Personally, I would like to wish the gentleman who had cut me off in traffic today dead. But since this is the holiday season and I am filled with such an abundance of holiday cheer and joy, I think I will just wish testicular cancer on him instead. How about you?

    #10 | Comment by Smiley — December 31, 2005 @ 5:20 pm

  11. #7 is one of the legion of sad dateless girls who watches the gilmore girls every day and googles the stars every night just in case a new picture or interview showed up. i’d say i hope you die, but i think i work with you.

    #11 | Comment by heyhesawinner — December 31, 2005 @ 7:31 pm

  12. man that’s one ugly outfit! lovely girl, though

    #12 | Comment by vhw — January 1, 2006 @ 5:55 am

  13. More of Alexis, Justin!

    #13 | Comment by itsme — January 1, 2006 @ 6:04 am

  14. Even her name is ugly.

    #14 | Comment by The Pope — January 1, 2006 @ 10:52 am

  15. Okay, that “recent comments” thing has to go. It messes up the main page so that you can’t see the posts or the pictures or the comments link.

    #15 | Comment by The Pope — January 2, 2006 @ 1:15 am

  16. The headshots of Alexis remind me of an anime drawing brought to life.

    #16 | Comment by zedzded — January 2, 2006 @ 4:02 am

  17. Pass the Lauren Graham please. Alexis is as boring as grey paint, in the dark, at a retirement community meeting hall on euthansia day.

    Even though she’s easy on the eye Alexis is one of the most dull people I’ve ever seen on TV outside of her character. And yes, personality counts in the fap ratings.

    Carla Gugino for example, I recently found out likes to to talk dirty. Bonus points for Carla!

    #17 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — January 5, 2006 @ 1:45 am

  18. Let me tell you people about a girl who has been mistaken for Alexis by some people in the past; Sarah Drew:

    If she wasn’t on “Everwood,” I’d avoid that show like the plague. And even now that she is I’m leery of the idea of watching it.

    #18 | Comment by Temporarily Anonymous — February 13, 2006 @ 12:03 pm

  19. #18, Sarah Drew’s cute, but she’s nothing compared to Alexis, my perfect girl.

    Check out the interviews in the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants DVD, less makeup, lots more freckles!!!

    Ps, Has anyone seen any fakes of her wearing braces?

    #19 | Comment by Wolfkiller — July 13, 2006 @ 8:12 pm

  20. @17:

    Boring? Have you seen</i? Sin City?

    #20 | Comment by dope — January 9, 2008 @ 4:46 pm

  21. 20 – Nothing like bringing up old news dude,,,

    …but since you did…

    I agree with 17. She’s boring as hell. Not as bad as Robin Tunney, but pretty damned close. Funny you bring up Sin City (protip: end an html tag with a greater than carat, not a question mark lol). She was boring as fuck in that.

    Don’t get me wrong, I like her, but there are more exciting actresses out there.

    #21 | Comment by JRC — January 9, 2008 @ 6:30 pm

  22. I’d fap to her. Then I’d hit it. Then I’d hit it again. Great girl. She could have my baby.

    #22 | Comment by booboo — May 5, 2008 @ 11:29 pm

  23. I the first episode of Girlmore Girls (I think) in one of the last scenes in Luke{s dinner Alexis Bledel has a really good case of the “fripples”… maybe someone can look into it and post it…

    #23 | Comment by ComicFan — May 6, 2008 @ 5:01 pm

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