37 thoughts on “Jessica Alba in Playboy

  1. jessica is soooooooo hhhooooooooootttttttttt

    #1 | Comment by henry — February 10, 2006 @ 12:30 pm

  2. I agree, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    #2 | Comment by Trip — February 10, 2006 @ 12:42 pm

  3. POLL:
    Who agrees with Justin?
    Who has good taste and would definitely hit that?
    I know I would

    #3 | Comment by Matt_W — February 10, 2006 @ 12:44 pm

  4. #3

    Do not agree


    I’d hit it for sure.

    #4 | Comment by deedas — February 10, 2006 @ 12:59 pm

  5. Wow. Her bra and panties don’t match.

    #5 | Comment by Puzzlehead — February 10, 2006 @ 1:03 pm

  6. I agree with Justin AND I’d still hit it for sure.

    #6 | Comment by doolittle — February 10, 2006 @ 1:09 pm

  7. Whats the point in putting her on the cover if they wont show her naughty bits?

    Thats what I call false advertising.

    #7 | Comment by Zahid — February 10, 2006 @ 1:45 pm

  8. ugh

    #8 | Comment by YourBlueRoom — February 10, 2006 @ 1:54 pm

  9. #6 you’d hit it while you sleep?
    Interesting, i didn’t think that was possible. lol

    #9 | Comment by Matt_W — February 10, 2006 @ 3:06 pm

  10. i too agree with justin, but id hit it just cuz its a moist twat and i like pussy.

    #10 | Comment by berkley — February 10, 2006 @ 3:26 pm

  11. I usually disagree with Justin on many things, but this time, I have to agree with him. Although she has a hot body, she’s pretty boring and can’t act worth shit. I’d hit it…zzzzZZZzzz…huh, what?!..oh yeah…right…Jessica Alba, booooring.

    #11 | Comment by bob — February 10, 2006 @ 3:53 pm

  12. Ok, so i know this is off-topic, and i know i seem like a looser, but look what i found by actually clicking on the ads for his page (after all someone’s gotta do it if we want this holy heaven of a site to keep running).

    (CLICK IT, it gets bigger)

    Yeah, I’d hit that too. =)

    ALSO, does anyone know about this FUBAR movie?

    #12 | Comment by Matt_W — February 10, 2006 @ 4:00 pm

  13. OK, apparently these comments don’t support pics, so here’s the plain link:

    Claim to Fame

    sorry guys.

    #13 | Comment by Matt_W — February 10, 2006 @ 4:01 pm

  14. what? when did playboy really become about the articles?

    If you’re going to feature a woman on the cover she should be a naked woman inside.

    I want my money back!*

    * even though I’ve never bought a copy and Justin posts all the good pics on here anyway. Still, it’s the principle.

    #14 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 10, 2006 @ 5:40 pm

  15. it looks like they just bought the pictures from someone else (maxim?). So no nudes, or else we would have seen them already.

    #15 | Comment by GUy — February 10, 2006 @ 7:41 pm

  16. i concur #15.

    that cover looks suspiciously like one of the publicity shots from ‘into the blue’, tho i’m sure playboy’s resident photoshop experts worked the famous bunny logo into the shot somewhere, as is tradition.

    and i concur #14.

    she should be nekkid inside, dammit.

    boo. 🙁

    #16 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 10, 2006 @ 11:16 pm

  17. Son of a bitch. Now when I’m at work I’ll have to deal with a bunch of douche bags saying shit like “awwww yea” and buying these thinking she’s nuders inside.

    #17 | Comment by Ricochet — February 10, 2006 @ 11:31 pm

  18. Jessica is way too skinny. She looked good during the first season of Dark Angel. Now she just looks weird.

    I’d still hit it though, just to be able to say I’d screwed JA.

    #18 | Comment by Marcato — February 11, 2006 @ 12:41 am

  19. Oh crap, I can expect a swarm of horny 18-year olds bursting into the bookstore today!

    #19 | Comment by Rob — February 11, 2006 @ 2:23 am

  20. So they selling magazines by tricking men in with a hottie. The real question is where are the Willa Ford pictures. Tick Tock mother fucker.

    #20 | Comment by Cashew — February 11, 2006 @ 5:26 am

  21. /:) Is that the only pose this poor lady knows?

    #21 | Comment by daserca — February 11, 2006 @ 5:50 am

  22. I like how they took a shot from Into the Blue and changed her panties. Dumb…

    #22 | Comment by Glarg — February 11, 2006 @ 6:11 am

  23. She looked the best on Flipper. m i rite?

    #23 | Comment by Spence — February 11, 2006 @ 6:11 am

  24. i dont know why, but i can never fap to jessica alba. not cuz’ she’s isnt hot or anything (she’s damn freaking hot!)

    but somehow i think she’s just too cute; more of the “i want to love her” kind than the “wam bam thank you mam” kind

    lol. i am strange.

    #24 | Comment by fufufafa — February 11, 2006 @ 9:35 am

  25. not so strange #24, i know you have some ‘brothers’ around these parts…


    #25 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 11, 2006 @ 11:21 am

  26. Boy face + fat ass != faptastic

    #26 | Comment by greyhound — February 12, 2006 @ 2:15 am

  27. Holy hell jessica alba was voted the #1 sexiest or most wanted to marry or something in the world i’ve never seen so much anti jessica alba in my life. By the way shes effin hot who cares if she can’t act and shes boring she’s hot thats the bottom line. If you don’t at least find her midly attractive you’re gay.

    #27 | Comment by BigDawg — February 12, 2006 @ 9:03 pm

  28. Agreed #18.
    I still think her form was good up to Sin City but it seems like since then (for Into The Blue and all the paparazzi shots), she’s started to look too skinny. Not a fan of the bones here, myself..

    #28 | Comment by sosomuchfun — February 13, 2006 @ 12:53 pm

  29. OMG shes so Hot..

    #29 | Comment by thaFATdanger — February 13, 2006 @ 3:39 pm

    (for sure)

    #30 | Comment by m.o.d. — February 14, 2006 @ 12:16 am

  31. the simple fact is unless she gets naked you have to evaluate her for everything else she does.. and so far the only thing she does is dress fairly sexy and acts badly.. her only way to ensure her future is to NOT get naked.. once she does the mystery will go away and you’ll be left with the actress jessica alba… her career will careen off the map and into B movie hell where she will be forced to get naked in EVERY role!

    yeah she’s attractive but her “hotness” does not correlate to the publicity she gets… she just isnt hot enough.. especially when she doesnt get naked!

    #31 | Comment by yawn — February 14, 2006 @ 2:51 am

  32. i’d do her. she was hotter in Idle Hands…..hehe, idle hands. but yeah, now i’d just pull it out and nut in her eye.

    #32 | Comment by M1SCR3ANT — February 19, 2006 @ 1:28 pm

  33. she’s not hot, she’s terminally stupid. SUING playboy over this cover is brainless to the extreme, and that is exactly what she is threatening to do.

    #33 | Comment by AsnoT — March 2, 2006 @ 5:40 pm

  34. Today myself and a few of my customers mused over what is ‘really’ going on re: Miss Jessica Alba and Playboy.

    First, if you live under a rock I will let you know that the aforementioned appears on the cover and two shots inside the March issue of PLAYBOY. Needless to say she is not nude in any of the pictures.

    Now in this day in age wherein people can sue fast food companies for hot coffee and you cannot say boo to someone for fear that they might sue you for emotional distress, WE find it IMPOSSIBLE that the Lawyers and editorial staff that work for PLAYBOY were without knowledge of what would happen when PLAYBOY published this issue. THEY KNEW. You can bet your sweet bippy that they had an army of actuarial’s crunching numbers to decide if the downside was worth it. PLAYBOY is now plastered all over everything and no one is even saying boo about that.

    You can bet that they figured they might get hit with a 2 or 3 million dollar settlement. BUT can you imagine how much it would cost to get all the ADVERTISING that they are getting now? Someone made a decision that it would be IN THEIR BEST INTEREST to run the photo.

    Mind you, Jessica will not take it on the chin either. She just finished filming a new movie and you can bet that is getting mentioned in most of the coverage of this ‘fiasco’.

    COME ON PEOPLE. It is 2006. EVERY ONE knows EVERYTHING about what the consequences are when they do or do not do something. MULTIPLY that knowledge by a factor of 20 when you figure a battery of lawyers and editorial staff and handlers and publicists are in the mix.

    In the end, you can bet this will be settled out of court and Jessica’s new movie will do a little better and the House that Hef built will make a few more bucks and may have a bloody nose. BUT that is what air brushers and photo-shop are for.

    DO NOT BE FOOLED people. They knew what was going on. ALL of them knew.

    #34 | Comment by Daryl C. Collison — March 4, 2006 @ 3:15 am

  35. I personally think she’s weird. lol. She complains over and over again that she doesn’t want to be a “sex symbol” yet she appears in next-to-nothing in several movies and photoshoots. Make-up your mind woman!

    #35 | Comment by Mya — March 6, 2006 @ 4:56 pm

  36. I completly agree with #27 Big Dawg. WTF is going on here? Jessica Alba is the hottest woman in hollywood. Why does it matter if she can act or not, or if shes “boring”, that doesnt change the fact that shes hot. Who ever doesnt think Jessica Alba is hot (men or women)or even semi attractive is either gay or jealous…

    #36 | Comment by nick — March 10, 2006 @ 9:24 am

  37. justin is a stoner if he thinks she’s zzzzzzz

    SHE IS THE HOTTEST ‘WOMAN’ on the planet! THE HOTTEST! absolute hottest.. hotter than a fucking volcano..

    #37 | Comment by absence — April 6, 2006 @ 10:15 pm

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