Just posting this for the sake of completedness. This popped up online while the site was down last week.
Her weird neck is distracting me from looking at her butt!
Scarlett Johansson
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WAUGH!
Just posting this for the sake of completedness. This popped up online while the site was down last week.
Her weird neck is distracting me from looking at her butt!
First again!
Q: if i were a gay fashion designer would i be allowed to squeeze her ass?
#1 | Comment by Topher — February 10, 2006 @ 8:25 pm
Rachel mcWookie nipples disappoints me.
#2 | Comment by gulliver — February 10, 2006 @ 8:31 pm
KK is ugly. S Jo is still hot but she makes Nicole Kidman look like a black woman. And that guy? Ugh again…
#3 | Comment by YourBlueRoom — February 10, 2006 @ 8:46 pm
whenever my subscription starts, I am getting that issue first
#4 | Comment by jupiterssj4 — February 10, 2006 @ 8:52 pm
scarlett so creamy…
yumb.
#5 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 10, 2006 @ 11:17 pm
Scarlett is jusy Yummyyyy, Gawd, I’d love to tap dat ass!!!
#6 | Comment by THOR — February 11, 2006 @ 1:00 am
I believe Scarlett just can’t want to show us her jumblees. . . . fucking tease.
KK is fugly.
That guy must be gay to have two nekkid chicks and still keep his clothes on.
#7 | Comment by PimpDaddyShaggy — February 11, 2006 @ 1:05 am
That’s odd Justin. Her ass is distracting me from looking at her weird neck.
Hopefully someday a disgruntled assistant to Annie Leibowitz will leak the outtakes of this shoot so we can fully appreciate the Johannsenosity and the Knightliness.
#8 | Comment by El Payo — February 11, 2006 @ 1:13 am
The guy is gay #7, it’s a fact. They shot him seperate and then combined them.
#9 | Comment by Ragnarok — February 11, 2006 @ 2:18 am
#7 – Scarlett totally wanted to show off two of God’s most magnificent creations in ‘The Island’, but that assclown Michael Bay denied the world of that pleasure.
die Bay, die.
#10 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 11, 2006 @ 2:25 am
OLD
#11 | Comment by Dex — February 11, 2006 @ 2:32 am
no Rachel McPrude…
to bad yep to bad
/not anonymous
#12 | Comment by Steampunk — February 11, 2006 @ 2:35 am
#5 – You recycled your “YUMB”?!
#13 | Comment by Bill Clay — February 11, 2006 @ 4:26 am
^^^
this was so good it needed to be said twice.
#14 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 11, 2006 @ 4:38 am
Michael Bay really is a fuit-loop of a man for making Johansson wear a bra instead of nothing in The Island. He just made my list of directors who need to stop making movies.
#15 | Comment by Stirling — February 11, 2006 @ 5:13 am
Chubby and pasty was considered the shit like 500 years ago. She looks just like a venus from one of those old paintings.
#16 | Comment by Guy — February 11, 2006 @ 6:39 am
#16 – I’ve got a pasty chubby right now. Does that help?
#17 | Comment by Dick Hurtz — February 11, 2006 @ 8:48 am
i love kk.
#18 | Comment by fufufafa — February 11, 2006 @ 9:45 am
Vanity Fair should have done an alternate cover with naked #14 replacing that fag. I’ll buy that for a dollar.
#19 | Comment by kiko — February 11, 2006 @ 10:19 am
Thank you for posting this, I was looking all over for a high res shot.
#20 | Comment by Dugas — February 11, 2006 @ 10:54 am
#19 – i was gonna do the cover, but when i got to the studio and annie told me i had to wear that ugly suit, i walked. *snap*
unlike miss rachel mcprude, i was all set to wear my birthday suit!
#21 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 11, 2006 @ 11:19 am
If I was Tom Ford, I would kick the photographer, stylist and hanger-ons out and lock the doors. Then I would unbuckle my pants, set the camera on self timer and take the pictures myself. The picture would look pretty much like it does now, except there would be a giant wad of semen on Scarlett’s left butt cheek. Then the girls would scream and throw things while scrambling for their clothes, only to find I am now wearing their panties on my head like a superhero mask. I further infuriate them when I tell them I will only be referred to as The Amazing Panty-Man of Worldwide Lesbian Wrestling League. Then I grab 20 bucks out of Keira’s purse and jump out of the second story window onto my 1989 Toyota Tercel.
#22 | Comment by Smiley — February 11, 2006 @ 1:16 pm
1989 Toyata Tercel? Very classy Smiley, very classy…
#23 | Comment by Ragnarok — February 11, 2006 @ 1:24 pm
#23 – It’s extra very classy when I rock my Judas Priest/Warrant mix tape in my Radio Shack deck.
#24 | Comment by Smiley — February 11, 2006 @ 1:30 pm
I’m sorry justin, it’s your homosexuality that prevents you from looking at her ass and you know it.
#25 | Comment by grey_fox24 — February 11, 2006 @ 2:18 pm
fuck, i can’t imagine what it must be like for the photographers who do these shoots……
#26 | Comment by sosomuchfun — February 11, 2006 @ 2:53 pm
most disappointing shit everywhere
two otherwise hot chicks looking completely garish and unseemly, pale and disgusting
scarlett’s got a fuckin man’s butt, which is totally a disappointment and she looks like a creepy elementary school music teacher with that ridiculous makeup
just hearing that they were gonna appear nude got me all excited and as soon as i saw this pic my dick retracted
#27 | Comment by dreezy — February 11, 2006 @ 2:55 pm
#26 – If I was the photographer, I would have had to clean my pipes about 25 times before hand and duct tape my dick to my stomach so I wouldn’t pop a boner in the middle of it. But then again, I might just “accidentally” show up for the shoot wearing a mesh tank top, a pair of dirty sweatpants sans underwear and carrying a bucket of fried chicken.
It was likely a closed set with just the photographer(Annie Leibowitz) when it came time to hit the shutter. All the set up and lighting would get done with the girls wearing robes. Very unlikely they would be strolling around butt naked while the assistants set up the lighting.
#28 | Comment by Smiley — February 11, 2006 @ 3:22 pm
#28 is absolutely spot on.
click here for the video of scarlett and keira in their fluffy white robes.
#29 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 11, 2006 @ 3:39 pm
#29 – With their robes on, it looks more like they’re getting ready for a porn shoot. Man, I can make everything look dirty and perverted. What the hell is wrong with me?
#30 | Comment by Smiley — February 11, 2006 @ 4:29 pm
Damn she really does have a man-butt.
#31 | Comment by Trip — February 13, 2006 @ 3:14 am
I used to think Kiera Knightley is hot, but after that pic, I regret ever thinking that. She looks fuckin’ starved.
#32 | Comment by Kito — February 14, 2006 @ 12:02 pm
Have any of you ever actually been within 10 yards of a woman?
#33 | Comment by Haha — February 23, 2006 @ 4:49 am
Boy, this is some high-class site
#34 | Comment by login — July 18, 2007 @ 11:01 pm