30 thoughts on “ZOMG SCARLETT”

1. 

   Holy mackerel. She’s all slippery. Glorious.

   #1 | Comment by hitokirivader — August 4, 2006 @ 4:12 am

2. 

   slip and slide!

   #2 | Comment by Justin — August 4, 2006 @ 4:16 am

3. 

   Scarlett Johnson is like THE archetype hot woman. Big breasts, hot lips, hot curves, hot everything.

   #3 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — August 4, 2006 @ 4:22 am

4. 

   #3

   nahhhh, that would be monica bellucci!

   #4 | Comment by Justin — August 4, 2006 @ 4:30 am

5. 

   # agreed. Monica is a goddess on earth!
   Mmmm what a sexy sammich they would make.

   #5 | Comment by gulliver — August 4, 2006 @ 4:47 am

6. 

   Well I guess Monica Bellucci can win this round simply because she’s 42 and yet still looks as hot as or hotter than Scarlett. The jury is still out on whether Scarlett will hold out until she’s the same age… and has children.

   I hope Scarlett doesn’t pull a Cameron Diaz. Like how she was a hot voluptuous knockout in The Mask, then quickly turned skinny and bony. Although recent rumour has it Cameron may be packing on the pounds again. Really I love women who can find the perfect balanced body that is neither fat nor skinny. Like women are supposed to be. Those funbags weren’t designed to be filled with muscle you know!

   #6 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — August 4, 2006 @ 5:20 am

7. 

   How lucky is the guy or lesbian that got to spray her before every take 😐 i mean you can’t stay that shiny for more than what 30 sec’s?

   anyway drifting from the point – I would lose a marble in that slippery cleavage. oh yes.

   #7 | Comment by pevee — August 4, 2006 @ 6:38 am

8. 

   #3: I strongly agree. Scarlett’s not, but she’s NO Monica.

   #7: I’d lose all kinds of things there. My marbles, my sanity, my class…

   #8 | Comment by gamekid — August 4, 2006 @ 7:07 am

9. 

   Thats pretty damn hot…*notes down to get rid of josh hartnett*…she needs to expose them on film!!

   #9 | Comment by Rappy — August 4, 2006 @ 7:32 am

10. 

    Justin?…..Ahhhhhhhh so! I remember him! Big pix, small text…LOL

    #10 | Comment by aussie — August 4, 2006 @ 8:25 am

11. 

    don’t you mean big *dvd collection*, small asian penis?

    he posted the proof himself… thats how I remember him.

    #11 | Comment by pevee — August 4, 2006 @ 8:36 am

12. 

    Seeing her wet isn’t doing much for me… i’m not complaining, it’s just it isn’t making me all fap happy. As of August 04, 2006 the defining hawtness moment of Ms. Johanson has to be her waking around in panties in Lost in Translation.

    I STILL fap to that scene… with great justice

    #12 | Comment by Zahid — August 4, 2006 @ 9:08 am

13. 

    Thanks a lot for mentioning Justin’s penis, #11. Way to make all the Scarlett-inspired blood rush out of mine.

    #13 | Comment by stank — August 4, 2006 @ 9:26 am

14. 

    I would love to see her nude in a movie too.

    I do fear the stretch marks a little though…

    #14 | Comment by Phife — August 4, 2006 @ 9:39 am

15. 

    Really #13???

    Justins penis always inspires mine to rise.

    rise with great justice.

    #15 | Comment by pevee — August 4, 2006 @ 10:22 am

16. 

    ScarJoeyJo was at her Reebok product premiere and the backs of her thighs were all cellulite…

    #16 | Comment by Nerima — August 4, 2006 @ 10:54 am

17. 

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    GAY

    #17 | Comment by pevee — August 4, 2006 @ 11:38 am

18. 

    Today’s Zen Koan: What is the sound of one hand fapping?

    #18 | Comment by El Payo — August 4, 2006 @ 11:55 am

19. 

    Ah yes #6 – I too remember when Cameron Diaz was the hotness. Curvy goodness makes me take off every ‘zig.’

    #19 | Comment by El Payo — August 4, 2006 @ 11:57 am

20. 

    its good to have u back justin.this crappy format will do if u only just post here like u used to.
    i loved the site back then.

    #20 | Comment by cj — August 4, 2006 @ 3:47 pm

21. 

    dvd collection > Scarlett

    more posts about your latest purchases,
    i loved the site back then.

    #21 | Comment by jackdaniels — August 4, 2006 @ 4:24 pm

22. 

    #7 It wouldn’t be a marble, it would be a nut I’d be losing in that cleavage.

    #22 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — August 4, 2006 @ 5:30 pm

23. 

    Holy fucking-A man. Scarlett has one bangin’ body… GEEZUZ CHRIZT!

    … I’ll be honest, i fapped for sho.

    #23 | Comment by Kaka — August 4, 2006 @ 8:05 pm

24. 

    yourr funny.

    #24 | Comment by stephanie — August 5, 2006 @ 12:54 am

25. 

    wow… hawt

    #25 | Comment by shire — August 5, 2006 @ 1:28 pm

26. 

    i heard scarlett was topless in “the island”, is this not true? i never saw the movie

    #26 | Comment by hammock — August 5, 2006 @ 7:49 pm

27. 

    Cute, but if you saw the Vanity Fair cover with Keira, you know why she’s wearing a one-piece instead of a bikini.

    #27 | Comment by mudskipper — August 5, 2006 @ 10:42 pm

28. 

    She’s gorgeous. And she looks like a woman, not an anorexic little boy in a wig. Love that girl.

    #28 | Comment by Jessica — August 6, 2006 @ 12:29 am

29. 

    ^ omg a girl!

    #29 | Comment by Justin — August 6, 2006 @ 12:57 am

30. 

    scarlett + wet = yumb

    ps. no girls on teh intarbutt

    #30 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 7, 2006 @ 8:19 am