What the fuck are they talking about??

Chinese Malaysian readers are probably the only one’s who will get what this is all about:

Leong (ass): Wah! Justin ahh! So hardworking one on the phone these days? Hehehehe.

Me (not an ass): Aiya shaddap lah you.

Leong (ass): Wah this fella ah… i see from far away already holding the phone… walking here and there. Like cannot stand still one. Hehehehe.

Me (not as ass): Ah fak you lah.

Leong (ass): Hehehehe. All of a sudden so hardworking one? Hehehe. Who you calling ah? Until must walk walk around like that? SMS every night again that. Hehehehe.

Me (not an ass): What? Must walk around lah! Cannot meh? I walk i walk lah! Aiya aiya shaddap lah you!

Leong (ass): Hehehehe. Oi Rico! You talk on the phone got walking around like that meh? Cannot stand still meh?

Rico (ass): Caaaann. *continues playing The F.A Premier League Footbal Manager 2002 on farting roommate’s PC*

Leong (ass): Mahai. This fakker ah… aiyo… i see like what one… walking walking around in circles. In the rain again that. Tsk tsk.

Rico (ass): Hehehehe.

Me (not an ass): Pssh go away lah you fakker!

12 thoughts on “What the fuck are they talking about??

  1. It’s been awhile that I’ve read any singlish in any sites. Singlish is pretty hip and cool so Singlish all the way…..YEAAAA!!!!!! and I’m a Malay and I understood every single word up there…:)

    #1 | Comment by dinosaur — September 21, 2001 @ 9:33 pm

  2. aiyaa!!! who that leong fella. Kao peh lah he. He handsome or not ah? i looking for boyfriend, i think he same same like me, can pat-toh lah. you rthink can or not?

    #2 | Comment by ah moi — September 21, 2001 @ 9:42 pm

  3. Head ache

    #3 | Comment by ... — September 22, 2001 @ 3:51 am

  4. I’m down with the hk and aZn speak. kekeke ^o^

    #4 | Comment by Draven — September 22, 2001 @ 9:45 am

  5. waaaaaaaaahhh! aiya justin, why u so bad one.why u talk about my ah leong. now u see that ah moi girl want to tackle him already! where can like that. hey you ah moi charbo go away lah you, wait i box your face than u know. lu ai si ah charbo?

    #5 | Comment by ah gek — September 22, 2001 @ 3:40 pm

  6. cannot like that one! Everybody, leave MY ah beng alone! Hah? What ah leong? Eh, salah orang!

    #6 | Comment by ah lien — September 22, 2001 @ 4:52 pm

  7. That’s some funny sh*t there…typical m’sian conversation. Keep it up!! =P

    #7 | Comment by thumperz22 — September 28, 2001 @ 10:06 pm

  8. *faints*

    #8 | Comment by dee — July 10, 2002 @ 2:24 am

  9. haha ! Eh How things going shiok or not ? having fun ? don’t be stupid lah si bei chi kek lah … wahh jialat .. si bei sian … Kanina … chao chee bai … kekekekek … singlish rules… =p

    #9 | Comment by Absolutmuah — December 10, 2002 @ 10:40 am

  10. haha ! Eh How things going shiok or not ? having fun ? don’t be stupid lah si bei chi kek lah … wahh jialat .. si bei sian … Kanina … chao chee bai … kekekekek … singlish rules… =p

    #10 | Comment by Absolutmuah — December 10, 2002 @ 10:41 am

  11. haha ! Eh How things going shiok or not ? having fun ? don’t be stupid lah si bei chi kek lah … wahh jialat .. si bei sian … Kanina … chao chee bai … kekekekek … singlish rules… =p

    #11 | Comment by Absolutmuah — December 10, 2002 @ 10:41 am

  12. haha ! Eh How things going shiok or not ? having fun ? don’t be stupid lah si bei chi kek lah … wahh jialat .. si bei sian … Kanina … chao chee bai … kekekekek … singlish rules… =p

    #12 | Comment by Absolutmuah — December 10, 2002 @ 10:42 am

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