Dustin Diamond… sextape?

From the New York Daily News:

He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom “Saved by the Bell.” But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.

Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

We can’t get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a “Dirty Sanchez.”

Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood’s biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he’s acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.

“Just when you think you have seen everything in this business,” he tells us, “mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it.”

Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler’s Larry Flynt, Vivid’s Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video.

Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He’s a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on “Welcome Back, Kotter”) on Fox’s “Celebrity Boxing 2.”

Diamond’s manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom “The Knights of Prosperity.”

“I haven’t seen the tape,” Paul told us. “I’ve heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings.”

In 1996, former “Saved by the Bell” sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, “Show Girls.”

The sex vid’s working title is “Saved by the Smell.” Ewwwww.

Preview of the tape here.

18 thoughts on “Dustin Diamond… sextape?

  1. FIRST!!!

    #1 | Comment by tehpunk — September 28, 2006 @ 6:22 am

  2. “Saved by the smell”

    Wow, they really put a lot of thought into that one.

    How the fuck can you be saved by the smell of that rat – looking motherfucker’s shitty thumb?

    #2 | Comment by gulliver — September 28, 2006 @ 6:32 am

  3. also, i listened to him on stern a few months back. he said he cannot wear condoms because he can’t find one “snug” enough and that they hurt because his schlong is so huge.

    here’s the audio

    #3 | Comment by tehpunk — September 28, 2006 @ 6:49 am

  4. why Justin? why did you post a link to this? Why?

    I don’t care if he’s banging Scarlett and Keeley at the same time I don’t even want to think about Screech in any form of naked.

    #4 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — September 28, 2006 @ 6:58 am

  5. “banging Scarlett and Keely at the same time.”

    Thank Vishnu for out of context quotes.

    #5 | Comment by El Payo — September 28, 2006 @ 7:13 am

  6. although people are already figuring it’s just a publicity stunt. Check out

    (hope that link worked. rusty at html tags.)

    #6 | Comment by Krafty — September 28, 2006 @ 8:37 am

  7. oops.
    the link should be:

    *goes to Amazon to get HTML for Dummies*

    #7 | Comment by Krafty — September 28, 2006 @ 8:39 am


    #8 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 28, 2006 @ 9:20 am

  9. I sicked a little in my mouth when I read that.

    Who in the hell would want to see Screech’s gurning sex face.
    Oh god, now that image is stuck in my brain.

    If this is true I can imagine hundreds found dead faces a mask of sheer terror from watching this inhuman act, like the tape in the Ring.

    #9 | Comment by Zleet — September 28, 2006 @ 9:23 am

  10. *agrees with angelbaby*


    My god, take my eyes, I no longer want or need them. Scuse me, I need to go vomit now.

    #10 | Comment by Jessica — September 28, 2006 @ 2:07 pm

  11. I didn’t click it, didn’t want to click it, and will never click it. Whether this is true or not, the thought that should be on everyones mind is, “Who gives a flying rats fart about Dustin Diamond, aka Screech!”

    According the Press, this moron blew all of his money and is currently losing his house to a forecloser. He was selling Screech T-Shirts online for $15.00 a pop and another $20.00 if you want it autographed. Now he is resorting to Porn to get money to save his house.

    Out on the street with him, I say. His 15 minutes of fame was up about the same time Saved By The Bell was taken off the air.

    Only one thing good came from that show….

    Say it with me folks:


    Here endeth my rant.

    #11 | Comment by THOR — September 28, 2006 @ 3:00 pm

  12. This news and lunch do not go well together.


    #12 | Comment by tb — September 28, 2006 @ 3:06 pm

  13. Why the negative response? I say God bless him.

    #13 | Comment by FappyMcGee — September 28, 2006 @ 5:48 pm

  14. His t-shirts I believe are being marketed as Screeech ( note the 3rd “e” ) cause he doesn’t own the name Screech.

    #14 | Comment by brack — September 28, 2006 @ 9:48 pm

  15. Wtf how many of ya’ll care about the dude in the skin flicks you are watching?
    For me its a mental barrier, I don’t see a naked nude just a hot girl getting banged

    #15 | Comment by Aaron — September 28, 2006 @ 11:49 pm

  16. Dustin Diamond is the shit.

    Get it? Because there was poo-poo invonlved! Whatever, I don’t feel good.

    #16 | Comment by Bubba — September 29, 2006 @ 12:39 pm

  17. Oh yeah, happy belated birthday to Thess. I doubt she reads this, but tell her anyway homoking.

    #17 | Comment by Bubba — September 29, 2006 @ 12:45 pm

  18. I don’t want to see Screetch having sex. Not even in a nightmare.

    #18 | Comment by Jack Hoff — September 29, 2006 @ 6:26 pm

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