40 thoughts on “Keeley Hazell

  1. Am I First!!!!

    #1 | Comment by Me — October 2, 2006 @ 1:19 am

  2. first!

    wow… that is some hi-res…. you can count the peach fuzz hair around her belly button

    #2 | Comment by adrock — October 2, 2006 @ 1:19 am

  3. Pictures like this make me feel like watching a turtle get raped.

    #3 | Comment by El Payo — October 2, 2006 @ 1:39 am

  4. Turtle Rape doesn’t even approach this.

    #4 | Comment by gamekid — October 2, 2006 @ 1:49 am

  5. When I hold my hand up to the screen it’s like I’m palming a basketball.

    Only it’s a boob.

    #5 | Comment by Nerima — October 2, 2006 @ 2:09 am

  6. Jeeeeeezus, they’re huge! The pics, mean. XD

    #6 | Comment by deedas — October 2, 2006 @ 2:15 am

  7. damn, these photos take forever to print at life size. By the time I’ve finished printing and sticking them on my Keeley mannequin, I’m too tired to take her out for dinner.

    #7 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — October 2, 2006 @ 3:15 am

  8. Firsttt!!!!

    darn it! :/

    #8 | Comment by natasha — October 2, 2006 @ 3:49 am

  9. Do you want pictures of household objects (or candid shots of Keeley? that are just as big as this? Then go buy the camera that made them:
    http://www.imacon.dk/sw1401.asp

    #9 | Comment by Adam — October 2, 2006 @ 4:21 am

  10. Well, they don’t have the H1 on their site anymore, but they have its successor, the H2
    http://www.hasselbladusa.com/products/h-system/h2.aspx

    #10 | Comment by Adam — October 2, 2006 @ 4:24 am

  11. Man i got to get my own pc at home…
    i just cant bring my self to fap at work!!!

    #11 | Comment by Charlioso — October 2, 2006 @ 5:29 am

  12. I came

    #12 | Comment by The Abyss — October 2, 2006 @ 8:17 am

  13. those are some nice red pumps.

    #13 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 2, 2006 @ 9:40 am

  14. #13 I agree

    and the shoes aren’t bad either!

    Ba-dum!

    #14 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — October 2, 2006 @ 10:44 am

  15. this is rediculous,lo.. how do you get these Hi rez photos like this??

    #15 | Comment by Xan — October 2, 2006 @ 10:46 am

  16. Whats the big deal with this ho???? Just another net bimbo….now, Love, Hayden, or Bynes put this dumb b!tch to shame

    #16 | Comment by Hayden's Hub — October 2, 2006 @ 10:48 am

  17. ^^^
    I agree. I’m sick of this over-rated chick.

    #17 | Comment by Creepy Uncle — October 2, 2006 @ 11:38 am

  18. Keeley + Scarjo + Christensen + Me = Utopia!

    #18 | Comment by THOR — October 2, 2006 @ 11:52 am

  19. #16 and #17 live in some sort of bizzarro land, like the southern hemisphere.

    #19 | Comment by Observant — October 2, 2006 @ 12:19 pm

  20. “#16 and #17 live in some sort of bizzarro land, like the southern hemisphere.” QFT.

    #20 | Comment by gamekid — October 2, 2006 @ 1:24 pm

  21. #16 Keeley isn’t a net bimbo!

    She’s a newspaper bimbo! Get your facts right. Sheesh.

    #21 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — October 2, 2006 @ 1:51 pm

  22. That big nipple kind of freaked me out.

    tb

    #22 | Comment by tb — October 2, 2006 @ 3:41 pm

  23. I only got as far as the top of the cleveage before I passed out.

    #23 | Comment by Smiley — October 2, 2006 @ 7:26 pm

  24. Anyone else see those red shoes and think, there’s no place like home? 😉

    #24 | Comment by Scratch — October 2, 2006 @ 10:15 pm

  25. Her arms seem hairy…might just be the ultra high res though.

    #25 | Comment by Grammaton_Cleric — October 2, 2006 @ 10:56 pm

  26. Enough Keeley Hazell! You’re like schoolboys with a crush.

    #26 | Comment by Jack Hoff — October 3, 2006 @ 1:47 am

  27. #26 and your point is?

    #27 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — October 3, 2006 @ 4:41 am

  28. wow, that girl is amazing. where i can find hi-res images like this? everything is big in usa 😉 but Keeley is from uk right? who cares, give more and more Keeley Hazell :p

    greetings from poland guys. good job 😀

    sorry for broken english, im not english spoken guy

    #28 | Comment by mr_blue_sky — October 3, 2006 @ 8:38 am

  29. I usually don’t like girls with extremly big breasts but there is something about keeley that force me to like her 🙂

    #29 | Comment by Hot Celebs — October 3, 2006 @ 2:33 pm

  30. She has a mole on the bottom of her right breast. Never noticed that before.

    #30 | Comment by Grumm — October 3, 2006 @ 3:13 pm

  31. mole on the breast, beaver further down. Keeley loves furry wildlife animals! She’s so nice!

    #31 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — October 3, 2006 @ 3:20 pm

  32. #30 – That’s not a mole, that’s a valve where they pipe in all teh sexy.

    #32 | Comment by Smiley — October 3, 2006 @ 7:13 pm

  33. fapalicious! more more more!

    #33 | Comment by haruman — October 3, 2006 @ 10:49 pm

  34. i have a weird visceral reaction to boobs like that. i’ve never liked big ones, but i just wanna spooge all over those.

    #34 | Comment by tehpunk — October 4, 2006 @ 1:13 am

  35. #36, you’re such a butt-licking faggot!

    #35 | Comment by Titleist — October 4, 2006 @ 3:05 am

  36. RE: Adam – Hasselblad H2
    Damnnation! Eight Grand for a camera?

    I think I’ll wait till I win the Lottery before I pick one of those up.

    More to the topic at hand. While pretty and effing close up as hell, I don’t get the ‘warm fuzzies’ from her all that much.

    #36 | Comment by Lithium — October 4, 2006 @ 3:37 am

  37. #16 & 17 obviously in some big homosexual-anti-keeley conspiracy, but I wont stand for it. I think that guy talking about the camera must be in on this aswell. You guys are sick. If you dont think she is hot then grow a penis.
    (they better not come from the southern hemisphere coz if they do i will hunt them down and…..call them names like fag. Then i will run away before either of them has a chance to remove their dick from each others ass and beat me up.)

    Seriously though, Keeley is great.

    #37 | Comment by Pawluk — October 5, 2006 @ 11:18 am

  38. OMF, I just plugged my Powerbook to my 32″ LCD TV. I’m literally seeing boobs as big as car wheels. Holy shit!

    YAY!

    #38 | Comment by deedas — October 9, 2006 @ 2:51 am

  39. She’s fu**ng amazing !!!
    but they are so not reall…

    #39 | Comment by sudoku — October 15, 2006 @ 6:55 am

  40. I am in love ……..

    #40 | Comment by gfjnfg — October 24, 2006 @ 1:53 pm

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