Before i start, lemme just get all this crap out of the way:
- Carla Gugino 1
- Carla Gugino 2
- Carla Gugino 3
- Carla Gugino 4
- Carla Gugino 5
- Carla Gugino 6Can you believe it there’s even more!
TO CARLA GUGINO’S LAWYER: PLEASE DON’T SUE.
I bumped into Stacey and Steph again today. Not once, not twice but count ’em! Three times! That must be a new record. And for once, i actually managed to have a conversation with Stacey that lasted more than 30 seconds! Wow!
For the record, i don’t not know why i keep documenting all my chance meetings with Stacey. Maybe it’s because she’s just so fucking hot/beautiful/cute/stalkable/writable about or maybe it’s just because by doing so, i’m hoping that i can score some so called ‘brownie points’ with her for each time i mention her name on this site. Or maybe i’m just one incredibly big suck up.
Not that it really matters anyway because i don’t even think she reads this site. But i do know that she does visit it once in a while (Usually when she hears of her name being mentioned). I know Anal Regine checks out this site. She leaves comments here and there once in a while. And from what i can figure, Steph checks out my site too. I think. I dunno. She did say to my face that, and i quote, “Everything you say is funny” but that doesn’t really prove that she actually reads my site on a regular basis.
All three of them are like best friends by the way. The have conversations in Anal Regine’s guestbook. A place where i occasionally contribute my pointless thoughts. Like for example:
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i digress again! i got a total of 6173 hits (in total) for yesterday! yes. happy i am.
5:33 am – Thursday,November 29, 2001
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The word ‘showoff’ comes to mind.
You’ll have to forgive all their layouts though. Not everybody can have layouts as good as the one you’re looking at right now. Har.
I have a feeling that i will get a scolding from them the next time they see me after reading this post. If they read this post that is. I HOPE NOT. Steph hit me on the shoulder for no apparent reason today. I’m afraid of what she would do if she has a reason. SCARY.
Now that’s something you don’t see everyday… and can you believe it there’s actually even more (!).
Three chairs. Wow. I wouldn’t wanna mess with her. I hear she works out. SCARY.
hwahha…. *boner*
#1 | Comment by a — November 30, 2001 @ 6:52 pm
bastard.
#2 | Comment by regine — November 30, 2001 @ 8:30 pm
haha i knew it. you do check out the site ;]
#3 | Comment by Justin — November 30, 2001 @ 9:45 pm
you suck justinA. and no. i didn’t break 3 chairs. and no. i do not work out, well, not anymore at least.
#4 | Comment by stacey — November 30, 2001 @ 9:58 pm
and so do you too! will i go three for three? i doubt it.
#5 | Comment by Justina — November 30, 2001 @ 10:26 pm
Wow, Carla’s in Center of the World? I’ve been looking forward to this movie ever since Maxim pointed out their website several months ago. ( http://www.center-of-the-world.com ) Molly Parker. Directed by Mr. Wang. Frickin’ three and a half stars! Ebert is a horny bastard. It comes out on video December 18, and I’m counting the days. It never made it to the theaters, did it? Hmm…
#6 | Comment by Banana — December 1, 2001 @ 1:52 am