Kristin Kreuk

Now i don’t watch Smallville. And i’ve only ever really seen her in Eurotrip (“Scotty doesn’t know!”) but still, i just don’t see what the appeal of this girl is. She’s about as appealing to me as Jessica Alba is (i.e. not at all). In fact, i think i don’t really like her. I think i don’t like her at all! I still hate Jessica Alba more though.

So here’s 416 pictures of Kristin Kreuk. Completely plain and boring and unappealing Kristin Kreuk.

She’s almost as ugly as Michelle Trachtenberg. ALMOST.


PS: it was her birthday yesterday.

55 thoughts on “Kristin Kreuk

  1. 1st

    #1 | Comment by Ninja — December 31, 2006 @ 10:30 pm

  2. I dont understand.

    #2 | Comment by GageFX — December 31, 2006 @ 11:27 pm

  3. me likey..

    #3 | Comment by ashkael — January 1, 2007 @ 12:13 am

  4. she is cute. crap, that sounded gay

    #4 | Comment by MyDogFap — January 1, 2007 @ 12:50 am

  5. I got nothing for her…Allison Mack FTW!

    #5 | Comment by LeisureSuitL — January 1, 2007 @ 12:52 am

  6. Klingon?

    #6 | Comment by Tyler D — January 1, 2007 @ 1:14 am

  7. Verdict: You are gay!

    #7 | Comment by kiko — January 1, 2007 @ 2:19 am

  8. The only thing that made that entire gallery worthwhile was this.
    Teh Mack > Kreuk *FACT*
    The above is merely my opinion but c’mon the episode where Ali was in the red bra or the infamous lollipop scene. *THUD*
    If there’s anything we need it’s a gallery of those scenes.
    Alison tops anything from Kreuk at least for me.

    #8 | Comment by HalfCaste — January 1, 2007 @ 2:30 am

  9. dude, totally agree with you. so boring to look at. and shes bi-racial, you’d think that she’d have some sort of exotic appeal with those genetics, but instead shes snoresville. allison mack is where teh hot is on smallville anyway.

    #9 | Comment by Brockstar — January 1, 2007 @ 2:32 am

  10. She played the Sweet Girl on Smallville, most guys like sweet girls. Sure she is no Lexa Doig, but she is still Cute.

    #10 | Comment by flushing — January 1, 2007 @ 2:55 am

  11. I’m not sure of the appeal either, honestly. Yet I think she’s way hot. I don’t know why, I just do.


    Now “Scotty Doesn’t Know” is stuck in my head.

    #11 | Comment by ZekeDMS — January 1, 2007 @ 5:11 am

  12. Nice to finally see some other folks agree with me that Allison Mack is where it’s at on Smallville.
    I don’t think Kruek is ugly, but she’s just…boring.
    And that comes from a guy who 99,999 times out of 100,000 prefers any other hair color to blonds.

    #12 | Comment by Tony — January 1, 2007 @ 6:07 am

  13. can we get some allison mack pics up in here?

    #13 | Comment by jdm — January 1, 2007 @ 6:41 am

  14. Nothing too appealing. I’d still hit it though…

    #14 | Comment by CR — January 1, 2007 @ 11:19 am

  15. “Boring”? That’s the best you’ve got? If you guys don’t want her then send that cutie this way.

    #15 | Comment by Tony — January 1, 2007 @ 11:55 am

  16. I thought Kristen was really hot in the first couple of seasons but now I’m just tired of her character. I think that’s one of the reasons why some say that she’s boring, because they’ve seen so much of her.

    They should have killed off Lana in season 4 and replaced her with the amazing SARAH CARTER. She’s a real knockout and had great chemistry with CK. Best…Smallville babe…ever!

    #16 | Comment by Dynamix — January 1, 2007 @ 12:49 pm

  17. Well Smallville is only probably good for another season or two after this one. Problem for Kristen is she’s typecast now, so the only chance she will have to break away into movies if she chooses will be to get alot more interesting I believe. Or follow many former tv actresses into a career of lifetime movies, or half ass scifi flics.

    #17 | Comment by Maniacus — January 1, 2007 @ 1:12 pm

  18. What About Eliza Dushku She Also Had a Birthday dec 30 1980 she turned 26

    #18 | Comment by M — January 1, 2007 @ 1:15 pm

  19. It seems like they’re going to kill her off on Smallville, so maybe we’ll get to see some better pic spreads of her-you know- when she needs a career “boost”

    #19 | Comment by diddleysquat — January 1, 2007 @ 2:55 pm

  20. Justin doesn’t like Alba, Trachenberg and Kreuk because they are over the age of consent. 😛

    Oh, and because he is gay.

    Thanks for the pics.

    #20 | Comment by Luke — January 1, 2007 @ 3:34 pm

  21. dude. I think i love you.

    awesome post.

    and happy new year

    #21 | Comment by David — January 1, 2007 @ 4:00 pm

  22. Only a Mazda driving fag wouldn’t like Kreuk and Alba.

    #22 | Comment by The Pope — January 1, 2007 @ 6:10 pm

  23. Allison Mack FTW.

    #23 | Comment by Theo — January 1, 2007 @ 7:25 pm

  24. “i think kristin kreuk is icky and gross…oh btw, here’s over 400 pics of her.”

    what a justin.

    #24 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 1, 2007 @ 7:32 pm

  25. She’s hot. Period. Not a good way to kick off the new year, ripping on a hot chink salut.

    #25 | Comment by Osama bin Laden — January 1, 2007 @ 8:28 pm

  26. Can we get a zip file of these or something please?

    416 is a lot of pics to look at……….

    #26 | Comment by Keith Lemon — January 1, 2007 @ 8:38 pm

  27. Y’know when justin goes “so and so is soo not hot…”, you know you’re bound to get some eye candy eheh.

    #27 | Comment by Reilly — January 2, 2007 @ 1:34 am

  28. Allison Mack is the hot!

    Kristin is just cute in a totally non-sexy Kristin Bell way.

    #28 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — January 2, 2007 @ 3:25 am

  29. #16 & #17, Smallville only 6 seasons from the start, so its the last season now. And Kristin is not all that bad but Allison is not much better. The chick who plays Lois however…

    #29 | Comment by NinjaGumbi — January 2, 2007 @ 11:28 am

  30. she should stop smoking, her teeth are turning…. eww gross

    #30 | Comment by idl3mind — January 2, 2007 @ 12:10 pm

  31. screw all of them, now Annette O’ Toole….alright, alright, alright….*licks lips*

    and, the chick that plays Lois…fucking eww. and her charater needs to get hit with a steel chair.

    #31 | Comment by Xan — January 2, 2007 @ 1:49 pm

  32. I have to agree with Justin. My son and I have watched Smallville since day 1, and, while she’s cute and all, she’s just not attractive. But it’s all down to personal taste. She just doesn’t do it for me.

    #32 | Comment by cog — January 2, 2007 @ 3:40 pm

  33. Erica what’s her name who plays Lois is very hot.

    #33 | Comment by roscoe — January 2, 2007 @ 6:05 pm

  34. I’m guessing she’s not young enough for you huh, Justin? Ya bad touching maroon.

    #34 | Comment by Baron Zemo — January 2, 2007 @ 6:58 pm

  35. Erica Durance is the hottest chick on Smallville. Even though, I think Kristin is absolutely hot… Really beautiful smile

    #35 | Comment by Chris — January 2, 2007 @ 10:42 pm

  36. i think kristin kreuk and all those girls you said were ugly are gorgeosu espeacialy Kristin cause i look just like her

    #36 | Comment by Lana Lang Kristing Kreuk lover — January 3, 2007 @ 1:24 am

  37. #35 I hope you’re a girl, cos if you were a guy it would be too weird.

    #37 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — January 3, 2007 @ 6:41 am

  38. kristin kreuk needs more photoshoots with less clothing IMO :)!!

    #38 | Comment by maeng — January 3, 2007 @ 10:53 am

  39. Kristin’s definitely cute, and looks damn good in her unmentionables. I mean, come on…

    Alison’s pretty hot too. Erica Durance is alright, but I think she overdid it with the booby-plants. Big and bouncy = good. Looking like beach balls = bad.

    Of course, if any of them gave me a come-hither look, I’d cum thither without a second thought. Hell, if I found any of ’em asleep on a couch, I’d probably blast their face before I left. ‘Nuff said.

    #39 | Comment by Spectre — January 4, 2007 @ 12:12 am

  40. Wtf… dude are you drunk – YOUR JUST INSULTED THREE VERY VERY HAWT WOMEN Your a a disgrace…

    #40 | Comment by Deviant Spawn — January 4, 2007 @ 4:41 pm

  41. yea im a girl and im 15 but peopel think im kristin all the time they come to me hey are your krsitn kreuka nd there like nevermind to young andmy smile isnt as pretty as hers and yea dude you are a disgusting pervert Kristin Allison nor Erica would go anywere near you

    any one who says either of thouse women are ugly any any way shape or form is obviously blind

    #41 | Comment by Lana Lang Kristing Kreuk lover — January 4, 2007 @ 8:42 pm

  42. ^^^

    #42 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 4, 2007 @ 9:01 pm

  43. #39? Body double.


    and the actress has a boring face and the character has an ugly personality.

    #43 | Comment by Travis — January 5, 2007 @ 11:39 pm

  44. ok how does a gilr who lost her parents and is sad because she is so hurt emotionaly have an ugly personality her face is so not boring she is gorgeopus she has beautiful ovlie tan skin and rele pretty hazel eyes almond shap and nice lips she is gorgeous

    #44 | Comment by Lana Lang Kristing Kreuk lover — January 6, 2007 @ 3:44 am

  45. To “Lana Lang Kristing Kreuk lover” = you sound totally into yourself. Well done. Many 15 year old girls are self conscious about their looks. But evidently you are blessed with “beautiful ovlie tan skin and rele pretty hazel eyes almond shap”.

    To Spectre = sorry mate, that’s a body double. Wouldn’t mind doing the chick with the actual body.

    I agree with most people on this thread, she’s pretty, cute whatever. but boring. Erica Durance on the other hand…

    #45 | Comment by doctor — January 19, 2007 @ 2:09 pm

  46. doctor i have my self consious moments i mean im not as skinny as her but yes i have beautiful olvie clear sking and hazel almond shaped eyes and i think im very beautiful but yes i have my selfconsiounes too Erica Durance is gorgeosu i agree but Kristin isnt boring sheinst like all those big breasted bimbnps with blonde hair paris hilton wanabes

    #46 | Comment by Lana Lang Kristing Kreuk lover — January 19, 2007 @ 8:23 pm

  47. kristin kreuk has a rare beauty. She has that mystery about her. i mean she’s gorgeous! Do any of u ppl see girls that look as beautiful as her? I don’t think so! What’s boring is girls with piles of makeup on like paris hilton, britney spears, jessica simpson. There’s nothing special about their beauty. Plus does she have to act all slutty & stupid to be considered ” not boring”?

    #47 | Comment by kristinFAn — February 16, 2007 @ 4:28 pm

  48. exaclty i love that ggirl who posted a comment below mine she is right didnt yalls mommas ever tell ya less is more . to much makeup hids your true beauty i ema n a little is ok but when you look like a cupcake thats just not attractive

    #48 | Comment by Lana Lang Kristing Kreuk lover — February 17, 2007 @ 2:25 am

  49. kristinFan hits the nail. She is a rare beauty and far more interesting then the legion fake blonde dumbos that overrun this planet. Ethically her face is almost perfection. And that little figure suits her very well. But that isnot the most important. Kristin is a very honest, intelligent, conservative, down-to-earth person which isnot indoctrinated by this society. Such girls are far more superior in my eyes then a plane-looking German girl like Allison Mack. I have seen dozens of German girls prettier then her. She has nothing special that stands out.

    I can tell cuz I am diagnosed to have a higly evolved visual brain.

    #49 | Comment by Michael — March 26, 2007 @ 3:34 pm

  50. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Mine is that Kristin Kreuk is the most gorgeous female I have ever seen. No one else can even come close to her inner and outer beauty.
    I do agree with you though about Jessica Alba…blech.

    #50 | Comment by Karin — July 6, 2008 @ 10:14 pm

  51. I agree with you, Michael.

    #51 | Comment by Karin — July 6, 2008 @ 10:15 pm

  52. Kristin Kreuk boring???! Wow, I think she is the LEAST boring girl I’ve ever seen, anywhere! I don’t understand why some people don’t see that, but to each his/her own. Allison Mack is cool, but no beauty compared to Kristin. No one can even compare to Kristin! She is an exotic beauty, and from everything I’ve seen and read, she is beautiful inside, as well.

    #52 | Comment by Kali — April 5, 2009 @ 1:51 am

  53. Erica Durance is ANNOYING as heck, average in looks, and can’t act. Lol.

    #53 | Comment by Kali — April 5, 2009 @ 1:54 am

  54. So you can’t stand Kristin, yet you have tons of high resolution pics of her, AND you know when her birthday is. A little odd, to say the least.

    #54 | Comment by justme — June 20, 2010 @ 9:55 am

  55. Oh yeah, and I think Kristin is gorgeous. I miss her as Lana! To me, Kristin will always be remembered as being Lana Lang.
    Incidently, I agree that she is not boring at all; if anything, she is far more exciting than all the skanky girls who look like they are cut from the same mold and wear tons of makeup and act and dress slutty! Kristin is a rare beauty, and she has class.

    #55 | Comment by justme — June 20, 2010 @ 10:00 am

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