Not too crazy about that hairdo (i prefer her Golden Globes ‘do) but would you look at that bod????
HOT.
On a scale of 1 to 10, i give her figure an 8.7!
I’d fap to her old almost nude Gear photoshoot but she wasn’t as toned as she is right now back then.
It’s kinda like fapping to Jamie Pressly in Poison Ivy after seeing her in DOA. It’s just not the same!!
PS: Jessica Biel does NOT have a linebacker body.
Hottest in hollywood right now.
#1 | Comment by buzz — January 18, 2007 @ 10:29 am
Is that a keg in her pants? Cuzz I’d love to TAP DAT ASS!!!
🙂
anddd….2nd!
#2 | Comment by MacDaddy — January 18, 2007 @ 10:37 am
i just don’t see what you guys see in her. oh well.
#3 | Comment by Xan — January 18, 2007 @ 10:55 am
Jessica Biel is one of the hottest women in showbiz today. I also am particularly fond of Patricia Velasquez and Rosalyn Sanchez. Both those hot Latina women turn me on.
#4 | Comment by smash — January 18, 2007 @ 12:31 pm
i was gonna post these along with the comment that Jess clearly is NOT a linebacker, but Justin read my mind and stole my idea. what a tyler.
look at that booty…no wonder diddy couldn’t take his eyes off her at the golden globes.
#5 | Comment by AngelBaby — January 18, 2007 @ 12:36 pm
Yeah, these pics are months and months old.
#6 | Comment by Theo — January 18, 2007 @ 1:04 pm
AngelBaby – I don’t think Diddy’s looking at her ass in those photos.
Although her ass is so bangin’ it may have circled the globe and ended up just out of frame at her feet so Diddy is looking at it.
#7 | Comment by El Payo — January 18, 2007 @ 1:28 pm
who said shes a linebacker?
hotness
#8 | Comment by fuul — January 18, 2007 @ 1:46 pm
some fags who like skinny ass girls like mk and ashley olsen are calling this hot slut a linebacker.
#9 | Comment by uncle rico — January 18, 2007 @ 2:14 pm
#9 It’d never cross my mind to call this gift from the gods something as base as a linebacker.. I’d likely be a trifle more backhanded, but in this instance I find it unnecessary.
You needn’t apologise, though, for you’ve minded me that it’s been a long while since I saw the two rail-thin lovelies you mentioned. I’ll have to poke around and hope they’ve gotten some recent risque roles!
#10 | Comment by Kevin — January 18, 2007 @ 2:39 pm
Kevin, If you are looking for risque roles for skinny young things, head to Sundance and watch Dakata F. get raped in her new movie. Is that skinny enough for you?
#11 | Comment by geekazoid — January 18, 2007 @ 3:38 pm
Gear Photoshoot > any other Biel shots
#12 | Comment by K — January 18, 2007 @ 3:45 pm
#5
OLD. JB GG pics were on dlt.net TWO DAYS ago
no originality
#13 | Comment by Justin — January 18, 2007 @ 6:21 pm
Not only is her body gorgeous but she’s got an amazingly beautiful face. One of the prettiest in Hollywood.
#14 | Comment by ZZ — January 18, 2007 @ 6:22 pm
Nice ass. Me and her should definitely get together sometime soon.
#15 | Comment by Dynamix — January 18, 2007 @ 6:29 pm
Alright, alright, it was me that said she had a great body for a linebacker and a v-back. SOOOORRY. She is totally hot, I agree, I just don’t like over-toned girls in general.
So I definitely think she was hotter in that old magazine shoot. Way, way, hotter. To each his own, but I’m not going to claim she’s not hot. My boner would explode upon me getting into any line-of-sight position of her.
Now please let me be, I can’t take it.
#16 | Comment by Kewtr — January 18, 2007 @ 7:28 pm
Also I definitely don’t like skinny girls.
if ((ass_size > average)&&(penis == 0)) {
response = ‘yes, please’;
}
#17 | Comment by Kewtr — January 18, 2007 @ 7:37 pm
Claiming she’s the hottest thing in showbiz right now is just blasphemy. Nice rack and smoking hot ass, but there are plenty of stars who are prettier.
#18 | Comment by Tony — January 18, 2007 @ 10:26 pm
she rocks that “ass-curve-in-a-dress” thing better than anyone..I’d love to spank that sweet azz!
#19 | Comment by diddleysquat — January 18, 2007 @ 11:00 pm
now that’s the Biel I know and lust. Not the pumped up beach extra.
Damn, I can’t decide what’s better, the back or the front. How does her boyfriend decide? Where’s a celebrity sex tape when you need one?
#20 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — January 19, 2007 @ 11:49 pm
I agree; Jessica Biel doesn’t have the body of a linebacker. She runs so much that she’d be better as a wide receiver. Actually, she does have a nice body despite being a little too muscular. Her face doesn’t do anything for me, though.
#21 | Comment by Elder Young — January 21, 2007 @ 8:00 pm