67 thoughts on “IN LIGHT OF RECENT EVENTS”

  1. First

    #1 | Comment by Pyronuc — February 9, 2007 @ 12:58 am

  2. So, umm…I guess as long as you’re fapping to pics and videos of her when she was ALIVE and not jerking it THINKING about her being dead…it’s probably okay, but maybe a little weird.

    #2 | Comment by Pyronuc — February 9, 2007 @ 1:01 am

  3. nah dude. that’s one of my rules, dont jerk to dead people. like when Lolo Ferrari died. but hey, some might say it’s paying there last respects. i for one hadnt beat off to her in over ten years or so, but her and jenny McCarthy….man, where those the days or what?

    R.I.P Anna

    (i hope she’s at piece with her son now, she wasn;t looking to happy her last couple of….years)

    #3 | Comment by Xan — February 9, 2007 @ 1:08 am

  4. thank god

    #4 | Comment by Coolstream — February 9, 2007 @ 1:09 am

  5. zomg Justin…you are going straight to HELL.

    in ALL CAPS.

    #5 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 9, 2007 @ 1:10 am

  6. Q: ‘IS IT STILL OKAY TO FAP TO ANNA NICOLE SMITH IF SHE’S DEAD?’

    A: It’s not okay if you’re the Coroner… or the Mortician.

    Too early?

    Truth be told, I also find it sad because her kid died and there’s a baby without a mom and her whole life was like a 3 ring circus.

    #6 | Comment by Smiley — February 9, 2007 @ 1:10 am

  7. fourth!

    R.I.P. Vicky lynn. still love you.

    #7 | Comment by donkykong — February 9, 2007 @ 1:11 am

  8. fuck you ppl are quick.

    #8 | Comment by donkykong — February 9, 2007 @ 1:12 am

  9. p.s.

    my theory still stands, if i can’t picture them old, then they usually dont make it too old.

    on a related note….

    i bet $20 that britney spears is the next to kick it. (id say Lindsey, but im still in love with her….i hope she cleans herself up)

    #9 | Comment by Xan — February 9, 2007 @ 1:13 am

  10. It’s never okay to fap to Anna Nicole Smith

    #10 | Comment by zomg — February 9, 2007 @ 1:14 am

  11. What is it with all you internet nerds making jokes at her corpses expence? I guess you’re just completely beyond convention, and your lack of empathy for humour is incredibly daring and edgey.

    #11 | Comment by oidoi — February 9, 2007 @ 1:17 am

  12. #5 – That’s right, baby…H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS!! ALL CAPS!!! CUZ IT’S SO PUNK ROCK!!!

    #10 – I will have to kindly disagree with you on that. When she was modelling for Guess Jeans eons ago, she was definitely teh hawt sex.

    And back to this fapping to her now that’s she’s dead business, I think it’s OK if you fap and remember her as that sexy and vivacious sex bomb with men worshipping at her feet instead of that sad spectacle of a woman who was so desperate for love and attention that she would put her life on display.

    #12 | Comment by Smiley — February 9, 2007 @ 1:23 am

  13. i’d jack off to her in ’92. now, no. shes dead.

    #13 | Comment by uncle rico — February 9, 2007 @ 1:26 am

  14. I think I’m dead

    #14 | Comment by invertedplate — February 9, 2007 @ 2:05 am

  15. So I guess this post grants me your tacit permission to pee on your grave when you die.

    Have a tiny bit of class and wait a day or two before you start kicking the corpse.

    #15 | Comment by El Payo — February 9, 2007 @ 2:12 am

  16. Is that an actual picture of her from today?

    #16 | Comment by eb0i — February 9, 2007 @ 2:26 am

  17. fap away, but light a candle first.

    #17 | Comment by angelstalker — February 9, 2007 @ 2:29 am

  18. you know, out of respect.

    #18 | Comment by angelstalker — February 9, 2007 @ 2:34 am

  19. Where’s the Kim Kardashian Superstar tape??

    #19 | Comment by gamerguy — February 9, 2007 @ 3:01 am

  20. ANS is old. 39!!! Too bad when she’s young and did playboy, there wasn’t such thing as hi res, so not easy to find pictures of the 26 years old ANS to fap.

    #20 | Comment by Terrysky — February 9, 2007 @ 3:14 am

  21. ’39’ is to ‘old’ as ‘terrysky’ is to ‘smart’, but anyway who thinks stern killed her?

    #21 | Comment by donkykong — February 9, 2007 @ 4:09 am

  22. man, i was laughing at the spectacle she allowed herself to become and calling her an idiot and shit yesterday, but now that she’s dead i respect her. you guys should all start respecting her. give her some respect. SHE’S EARNED IT

    #22 | Comment by same — February 9, 2007 @ 4:18 am

  23. tbh it was never ever okay to fap to Anna-Nicole.

    #23 | Comment by Aiii — February 9, 2007 @ 6:33 am

  24. #23. yes it was.

    *to all the numbers that are saying people are disrespecting her. it’s just how they deal with such an epic loss as this one is.

    yes, i believe Stern killed her and her sun, and the baby IS next.

    #24 | Comment by Xan — February 9, 2007 @ 7:01 am

  25. #24 – Now thats hot.

    #25 | Comment by Neon — February 9, 2007 @ 7:19 am

  26. #23 has a great point

    stupid attention-loving whore.

    she was probably drunk and overdosed on drugs, should we feel bad? no.

    #26 | Comment by Whits — February 9, 2007 @ 7:23 am

  27. There are so many better dead people to fap to. Marilyn Monroe, Betty Page, Jane Mansfield…

    #27 | Comment by Scratch — February 9, 2007 @ 7:40 am

  28. The front page looks so wonderfully EVIL now. Way to go, Justin.

    #28 | Comment by Blackeyed — February 9, 2007 @ 7:53 am

  29. Is it just me or did Anna have man hands ?

    #29 | Comment by rover68 — February 9, 2007 @ 8:01 am

  30. At least she’s finally reunited with the ghosts she claimed were fucking her at night.

    #30 | Comment by Blackeyed — February 9, 2007 @ 8:20 am

  31. It’s always okay to fap.

    #31 | Comment by d00d — February 9, 2007 @ 9:18 am

  32. -Friend of mine was an Intern for the Howard Stern Show before he went to Satelite Radio. She came on his show when she was the flakey fat cow. He claims he and two other interns “nailed the begeezus out of her for like 5 hours straight!” (They nicked-named her “3-input Anna”, and Howard has called her that on the air!)

    Personally, when she was fat & Sad, I could barely stand to look at her! That must have been the ugliest 3-sum ever in the history of 3-sums!

    Good 3-sum: Me, AngelBaby & Shakira OR Me, Angelbaby & Scarjo, OR Me, Angelbaby and Trachenberg, OR, well, you get the picture!

    As far as fapping….this is only allowed if you are thinking about or looking at her Playboy Pictorial or videos!

    #32 | Comment by MacDaddy — February 9, 2007 @ 9:35 am

  33. Meh – no. But only because it was Anna (you know – hot then screwing some really old dude then fat then not fat but not really hot then weird then fat then really weird then having who-knows-who’s-baby then dead son then choking on her own vomit). Whatever.

    In principal I think it’s OK to fap to dead people. Just not when you are in a room with a dead person.

    I read a story yesterday where it was said the paramedics crammed a tube down her throat. Kind of got a chubby over that thought. But only if I could grab on her boobs too.

    #33 | Comment by Charlie — February 9, 2007 @ 10:28 am

  34. #27 – BETTIE PAGE IS NOT DEAD.

    yet.

    #34 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 9, 2007 @ 10:39 am

  35. Dude, Im fapping to her PB stuff right now. (TeeHee’s)

    On the real no matter what you think of her someone’s mom/daughter/sister/friend just died. Its sad. But I think she’d want me to continue fapping to her. Im in mourning. Its a mourning fap.

    #35 | Comment by KidGT — February 9, 2007 @ 12:21 pm

  36. ^^^
    correction: necrofap

    #36 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 9, 2007 @ 2:05 pm

  37. ^^^^^
    haha
    then again guys continue to fap to Marilyn Monroe and shes been dead for decades.
    ultimate necrofap

    #37 | Comment by KidGT — February 9, 2007 @ 2:18 pm

  38. THat is wrong, funny but wrong. SHe was hot in her hayday though.

    #38 | Comment by JZ — February 9, 2007 @ 2:49 pm

  39. OK, now that a day’s gone by and some Prince who’s married to Zsa Zsa is claiming to be Anna’s baby-daddy I can finally say: It’s not OK to necrofap to dead Anna.

    To honor her memory, one should fap to the current Guess! jeans model or Playmate of the Year.

    #39 | Comment by El Payo — February 9, 2007 @ 3:02 pm

  40. You guys are all missing the obvious… That psycho astronaut woman killed her in a jealous rage after the astronaut dude was caught jerking off to Skyscraper… you know… Skyscraper… Anna’s breakthrough movie from 1997.

    But seriously…

    I think the family of that old Marshall guy she married killed her son and then killed her. Killed her son for fun… you know… to make her suffer… then killed her when they wanted to be done with it. Rich people can do whatever the hell they want and they usually do.

    One last thing. Can someone please tell me what the “z” in “zomg” stands for? DON’T IGNORE THIS PORTION OF THE POST!!! WHAT DOES THE “Z” STAND FOR?

    #40 | Comment by Chris Hansen - Dateline NBC — February 9, 2007 @ 4:11 pm

  41. ^^^^

    It’s how all the 30+ year olds that still live with mommy and daddy say oh my god.

    #41 | Comment by Charlie — February 9, 2007 @ 5:03 pm

  42. Dude whatever. I’m only 29 and a half.

    #42 | Comment by zomg — February 9, 2007 @ 5:08 pm

  43. you know guys i must say the whole rubbing one off to a dead chick topic is a little to much for me im strange dude but i respect the dead so im bot gonna say anything bad about her but if this was paris hilton they would have to declare it a holiday

    #43 | Comment by SHITLICKERFUCKBOMB THE HAIRY NUT — February 9, 2007 @ 7:32 pm

  44. I’m not watching Dateline anymore if their anchors don’t know what the z stands for.

    #44 | Comment by dmavsfan41 — February 9, 2007 @ 8:02 pm

  45. #43
    Ive been fapping to her since i realized who great it is. This changes nothing…

    #45 | Comment by KidGT — February 9, 2007 @ 8:05 pm

  46. ZOMG is how Zoro says OH MY GOD!

    #46 | Comment by Smiley — February 9, 2007 @ 8:06 pm

  47. God damn, she was a beautiful woman… Very tragic loss that we had to die at SUCH a young age.

    #47 | Comment by kaka — February 9, 2007 @ 8:14 pm

  48. fap to whatever you please. as long as it doesn’t have a penis.

    #48 | Comment by DoctorOfStyle — February 9, 2007 @ 9:50 pm

  49. When you fap to dead people evil spirits can enter your body through your jizz hole. I heard about one guy who spanked it to a dead internet whore and the evil spirit got caught in his tiny asian urethra. Eventually his penis broke. True story.

    #49 | Comment by spankmonkey — February 9, 2007 @ 11:04 pm

  50. #49 – I heard this urban legend supposedly about this guy(from Brunei) that fapped to a dead internet whore AND wrote about it on his website (for the life of me, I can’t remember the name of that site). Anyway, after posting the story, he turned all ghey and bought himself a real faggoty-ass purple sports car, and got himself engaged to a girl that many say only exists in his imagination.

    Legend has it that during every full moon, his already tiny penis retracts into his body cavity, he starts sprouting hair from his palms AND HE CAN’T STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS!!! FOR ETERNITY!!!

    I heard that story camping one summer and it scared me so much that I threw my computer and all my computer porn away because I DON”T WANT TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS!! FOR ETERNITY!!

    #50 | Comment by Smiley — February 10, 2007 @ 12:39 am

  51. #50 – i heard that same urban legend. only the guy from brunei had a hook for a hand. and he almost died from drinking a coke while eating pop rocks. but that was after he narrowly escaped from an alligator living in the sewer under his house.

    AREN’T YOU GLAD YOU DIDN’T TURN ON THE LIGHT?

    #51 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 10, 2007 @ 12:56 am

  52. #51 – Did he fap with his hook hand?

    I JUST PEED MY PANTS… Just a little.

    #52 | Comment by Smiley — February 10, 2007 @ 1:05 am

  53. Biggie Smalls Biggie Smalls Biggie Smalls

    #53 | Comment by zomg — February 10, 2007 @ 2:36 am

  54. I heard it was diet coke and mentos, the fresh maker. I heard it also made his balls saggy [nsfw].

    #54 | Comment by d00d — February 10, 2007 @ 4:17 am

  55. #54

    Well..
    I won’t be fapping anymore, thanks.

    #55 | Comment by donkykong — February 10, 2007 @ 6:07 am

  56. # 50 Stop telling that kind of stories you’re gonna scare all the young fappers out there & besides it could’nt possibly be true or could it…

    I think its ok, as long as you dont do it to that pic where she’s lyin on the floor

    #56 | Comment by Charlioso — February 10, 2007 @ 7:18 am

  57. #56 – I heard those scary campfire stories in bandcamp. So you know they’ve got to be true.

    #57 | Comment by Smiley — February 10, 2007 @ 7:25 am

  58. #57 – well…this one time…in band camp…i stuck a flute in my p-

    #58 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 10, 2007 @ 3:12 pm

  59. #58 – ZOMG!!! That’s Hawt!

    #59 | Comment by Smiley — February 10, 2007 @ 3:36 pm

  60. She died?

    HAHA!

    #60 | Comment by Abenoslave — February 10, 2007 @ 5:43 pm

  61. #59 – sorry, i got interrupted. i’ll complete my story.

    this one time…in band camp…i stuck a flute in my purse.

    and it wasn’t even mine! i know…so naughty.

    #61 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 11, 2007 @ 12:35 am

  62. #61 – Your purse? What a let down!!! Well, one time at band camp I stuck a French Horn in my a…

    Wait, phone’s ringing, hold on…
    Hello? Who? Dave? Sorry, there’s no Dave here. You’ve got the wrong number…Uh huh…uh huh…yeah, that’s the right number, but there’s no one by that name here…Uh huh…Uh huh…No I’m not Dave, OK? And we didn’t meet at the Cockpit last night and I wasn’t cruising you…Dude, no, I don’t want to meet you for brunch tomorrow…OK? Bye.

    Now where was I? Oh yeah, I stuck a French Horn up my ass.

    The flute? Still hawt. The purse? Even hawter and soooo naughty. I’m a perv.

    #62 | Comment by Smiley — February 11, 2007 @ 6:12 am

  63. PUSSY!

    there, I said it.

    #63 | Comment by d00d — February 11, 2007 @ 10:53 am

  64. necrophilia? wtf

    #64 | Comment by mrk101 — February 12, 2007 @ 1:43 pm

  65. I spanked it to the pic of her lying there dead. She finally shut up and it made her much more attractive.

    #65 | Comment by spankmonkey — February 15, 2007 @ 12:31 am

  66. God. I wasn’t looking for snuff. Fuck you.

    #66 | Comment by SELMA — February 17, 2007 @ 11:58 pm

  67. The Answer:

    http://www.washcp.com/display.php?id=814

    #67 | Comment by El Payo — March 6, 2007 @ 5:33 pm

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