I’m trying to imagine what Scarlett Johansson’s boobies look like.
I can almost see it in my mind’s eye!
PS: I fucking hate it when she has her hair done up like that. What a stupid hairdo.
Still a lovely girl though.
SCAR JO CLEAVAGE
dont link this
WAUGH!
She’s got something between her front teeth.
http://dontlinkthis.net/movies/hires/scarlettjohansson29/image-html/Johansson_2007_Loui_B6B130.html
#1 | Comment by Blackeyed — March 6, 2007 @ 4:17 am
Second!
Well, no-one claimed first yet…
#2 | Comment by Sports Fan — March 6, 2007 @ 4:29 am
Dear Scarlett,
My name is Mr. Pierre. As a professional image consultant to the stars for over 30 plus years(my clients have included a diverse list of celebritites from J. Lo to Florence Henderson from the Brady Bunch), let me give you some advice.
– Firstly, do not wear your hair high like that, becasuse it over-accentuate your already dramatic and wonderful cheekbones and jawline.
– Secondly, frosted lipstick just doesn’t cut it anymore. It just looks outdated and clashes with the gown you’re wearing. Also, I would highlight your eyes a bit more because you have beautiful blue grey eyes and it’s a shame that this particular shade of eyeshadow just isn’t highlighting your eyes. Remember, the eyes are the windows to the soul.
– Thirdly, and the most important advice I have for you, (and it’s the same advice I gave to Dakota Fanning) is this:
Take Out Your Tits.
Show them off. Be proud of them. Let them breathe. That dress isn’t doing your figure any justice. If you would like, I can give you a private consultation free of charge and discuss further on how to improve your already gorgeous self. Just meet me at the Motel Six off exit 115 on Highway 11 tonight. I’m in Room #8. If you are lost, just look for the beige 1990 Toyota Carolla with the Arby’s uniform hanging in the backseat. I look forward to meeting you. I hope you like Schlitz beer.
Mr. Pierre of Paris
#3 | Comment by Smiley — March 6, 2007 @ 4:29 am
Please, please – don’t ever use “ScarJo” again.
The impulse to combine stars’ names into two-syllable nicknames comes straight from the gay celebrity blogosphere, which is fine – but which means Justin has to either suck cock and/or accept cock in his ass after posting here.
And I’m guessing he’s not prepared to do that.
#4 | Comment by Theo — March 6, 2007 @ 5:49 am
^^^
And I’m guessing he’s already done that. Oogah!!
I keed, I keed..
#5 | Comment by Smiley — March 6, 2007 @ 6:09 am
Not that I mind, but I deeper cleavage would be topless. So I’m not complaining, I’m just enjoying the view. Lovely girl
#6 | Comment by Lickinga — March 6, 2007 @ 6:59 am
nice rack
#7 | Comment by mrk101 — March 6, 2007 @ 7:31 am
lol @ #4 & #5.
Scarlett makes my balls soft.
#8 | Comment by Xan — March 6, 2007 @ 9:14 am
Scarlett is sexy, beautiful and classy. I do hate the hairdo tho!
I also believe that she likes to fuk like a dirty little tramp that wants to break into the porn business!!!
(Or at least, that’s how she is in my dreams)
#9 | Comment by MacDaddy — March 6, 2007 @ 9:35 am
That is as close as you get to perfect cleavage. Nothing left to prove there, so just unleash them.
And don’t point out whatever’s in her teeth, I would have never looked there in million years.
#10 | Comment by Kewtr — March 6, 2007 @ 11:29 am
She looks like she could be Pink’s twin in these pictures. She’s not my type to begin with, but that is not a very flattering look for her.
#11 | Comment by exelis — March 6, 2007 @ 11:29 am
speaking of the porno business, she is rumored to play jenna jameson?? Hard (get it?) to believe.
http://www.homunculus.com/pulpit/scarlett-johansson-49724.html
#12 | Comment by geekazoid — March 6, 2007 @ 12:03 pm
You know, what gets me is that she’s naturally so damn beautiful, but always feels the need to overdo the hair and makeup. Just let the hair down, walk out onto the street with a little foundation or eyeshadow, and be yourself Scarlett. You’ll break hearts every time.
Lost in Translation, anyone? Not done up at all. Left very simple for the movie, really. Absolutely stunning the whole time.
As far as her playing Jenna, I worry in some way it’d be like Halle Berry, who was much better in my imagination than the truth. I doubt there’s anything wrong in reality, certainly, I just like the mystery though.
#13 | Comment by ZekeDMS — March 6, 2007 @ 7:10 pm
No woman has ever pulled off the poof, and what the hell is she doing wearing it anyway? It’s (THANKFULLY) outta style.
#14 | Comment by Tony — March 6, 2007 @ 8:08 pm
SHE IS NOT PRETTY!!!!!!! Just big tits doesn’t make you hot. And, her hair sucks too.
#15 | Comment by doc k — March 7, 2007 @ 2:29 am
ZOMG
http://scarlett-photos.com/displayimage.php?pos=-31506
http://scarlett-photos.com/displayimage.php?pos=-31711
#16 | Comment by trystero — March 10, 2007 @ 1:43 pm
nice nice @ #16
#17 | Comment by Hotsauce — March 11, 2007 @ 5:30 pm
She doesn’t look bad with the hair or the lipstick, Because non of you idiots ever heard of personal style. Which OMG doesn’t revolve around whats oh so trendy. Concept too hard to stomach? Fucktards.
Any way, she should have brushed her teeth though, or flossed or something, thats aweful.
#18 | Comment by amnesiac — March 12, 2007 @ 9:09 am
^^^
omg fag lol.
#19 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 12, 2007 @ 1:27 pm
#18 – The hair and lipstick look bad not because it does not conform to what is currently in fashion or ‘personal style’.
The hair and frosted lipstick look bad because it distract your eyes from her tits.
Plus, I feel like she should be wearing neon colored tights, legwarmers and flashdance-styled ripped sweatshrts to complement the hair and make up.
#20 | Comment by Smiley — March 12, 2007 @ 6:18 pm