50 thoughts on “FIRST!”

  1. first?

    #1 | Comment by badboy — April 6, 2007 @ 8:10 am

  2. ^^ You fucking idiot.

    #2 | Comment by gulliver — April 6, 2007 @ 8:18 am

  3. Third!

    #3 | Comment by MK — April 6, 2007 @ 8:19 am

  4. Last!

    #4 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — April 6, 2007 @ 8:42 am

  5. Wow very clever badboy. I never would have thought someone would post “first” in the comments for this. You’re very original. I didn’t think i’d see “first” when I clicked on the comments but omg there it was. SHOCKING
    Did I mention how original, clever and shocking it was? yeah….

    p.s. First posters need to die. And Bud Light is for pussies.

    #5 | Comment by whothis — April 6, 2007 @ 8:52 am

  6. first!

    ohh wait

    #6 | Comment by first — April 6, 2007 @ 9:01 am

  7. Yeah, I was just going to mention: Heiniken>Bud light
    It must’ve been really cold in that room where they were filming.
    Consequently, it made him look like more of an asshole by wearing it.

    #7 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — April 6, 2007 @ 9:08 am

  8. ^*Heineken, damn the Dutch!

    #8 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — April 6, 2007 @ 9:10 am

  9. Yay! We need more first posters!
    Congratulations to badboy. I will try to beat you next time!

    #9 | Comment by Mad Escaper — April 6, 2007 @ 9:11 am

  10. first!

    no, not really…i can’t back that up.

    #10 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 6, 2007 @ 10:04 am

  11. Dutch people know better then to drink crap like Heineken (or Bud for that matter).

    Good beer comes from Germany, Southern NL, Belgium.

    also, double FIRST! (11 lol)

    #11 | Comment by Aiii — April 6, 2007 @ 10:28 am

  12. there’s only two things i hate in this world. people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures…and the Dutch!

    #12 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 6, 2007 @ 10:46 am

  13. haha

    I love this video. I fucking hate the “first” comments.

    #13 | Comment by smash — April 6, 2007 @ 11:17 am

  14. I think a couple of people missed the satire…. idiots.

    #14 | Comment by Conspiracy — April 6, 2007 @ 11:18 am

  15. Hehe ,Winter jacket was a nice touch

    #15 | Comment by JonKing — April 6, 2007 @ 11:29 am

  16. http://www.bbspot.com/News/2006/02/first-post.html

    and

    AB said:
    “first! no, not really…i can’t back that up.”

    Don’t you have access to a God Gun on this forum? Can’t you just rearrange for the fook of it?

    #16 | Comment by BobBobson — April 6, 2007 @ 11:35 am

  17. That was the first time I’ve really enjoyed a ‘haha’ video like this. Good stuff.

    #17 | Comment by Kewtr — April 6, 2007 @ 11:56 am

  18. Did you just watch the Austin Powers trilogy AngelBaby?

    #18 | Comment by MyDogFap — April 6, 2007 @ 12:17 pm

  19. After watching this video, I feel motivated now. I want to do something different with my life. I feel alive and free and full of energy. First Poster has really changed my life. I want to be like him. I want to be as dedicated to something special as he is to first posting. Next time I cut myself, I going to cut deeper. I want to bleed longer. No more hesitation. I’m really going to cut myself with more motivation and sense of accomplishment. Wow! What a feeling. I’m so psyched. Where’s my razor! Today is the start of new day!

    #19 | Comment by Fandango — April 6, 2007 @ 12:35 pm

  20. FIRST to post 20th comment!!!

    i thought this web site was dedicated to topless keeley and lucy, god damn, what happened?

    #20 | Comment by Terrysky — April 6, 2007 @ 3:24 pm

  21. Twenty….FIRST!

    #21 | Comment by Matt — April 6, 2007 @ 3:54 pm

  22. ^ I wanted to do that 🙁

    #22 | Comment by zomg — April 6, 2007 @ 4:12 pm

  23. ^^^
    pwnt.

    i guess you’ll be waiting for #31 now.

    #23 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 6, 2007 @ 4:16 pm

  24. I hate first posters… and this vid cracked me up. FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #24 | Comment by kaka — April 6, 2007 @ 4:26 pm

  25. THIRST!!

    I’m parched, is thereanything to drink around here?

    #25 | Comment by Smiley — April 6, 2007 @ 5:05 pm

  26. I wholeheartedly agree with #19. But after I realized that I was fapping preemptively to this video without knowing that it wasn’t fappable I am shamed and unmotivated.

    Also shamed that I posted first once… On this site no less. If I could take it back I would…

    But I won’t take back fapping to it.

    Alaskan Amber FTW

    #26 | Comment by filthyfish — April 6, 2007 @ 5:09 pm

  27. hahaha, too funny!

    Does anyone else suspect that this was really Justin’s Girlfriend?

    -Possible Fact!

    #27 | Comment by MacDaddy — April 6, 2007 @ 5:23 pm

  28. THE BONAFIDE KING OF FIRSTS CLAIMS THIS VIDEO AS HIS 116TH FIRST. IF ANY POSTS APPEAR ABOVE THEN THEY ARE IN ERROR DUE TO ISP ISSUE. I AM KING…..I AM FIRST……EVERYONE ELSE SUCKS HORSE COCK……TAKE IT BITCHES……SOMEDAY YOU MIGHT GET A FIRST WHEN I AM SLEEPING……I AM KING….I AM FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST……..j/k

    #28 | Comment by Lou Zar — April 6, 2007 @ 6:39 pm

  29. Hahaha awesome. Mull it the fuck over.

    #29 | Comment by sKetch — April 6, 2007 @ 7:10 pm

  30. the First…

    …from beneath you, it devours.

    #30 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 6, 2007 @ 7:44 pm

  31. (this space intentionally blank)

    #31 | Comment by zomg — April 6, 2007 @ 7:50 pm

  32. Nice steal

    #32 | Comment by sKetch — April 6, 2007 @ 8:01 pm

  33. Is this the same director who did the “HEADSHOT!” video, or is it just eerily similar thereto/ripped off therefrom?

    #33 | Comment by seraphonica — April 6, 2007 @ 8:33 pm

  34. fark has the right idea, “first post”s get automatically rewritten and bumped way down the list.

    #34 | Comment by mo-boobies — April 6, 2007 @ 8:50 pm

  35. AngelBaby.. i liked your post #30. niiiiice!

    #35 | Comment by thebowler — April 6, 2007 @ 9:52 pm

  36. I thought that the video would be some weird, fucked up, and completely sickening Justin video blog……this Grammaton Cleric is extremely disappointed.

    #36 | Comment by Grammaton_Cleric — April 6, 2007 @ 10:25 pm

  37. …where’s the boobies?

    #37 | Comment by Darkstar — April 6, 2007 @ 10:32 pm

  38. 38th….. I love this game

    #38 | Comment by Skeezer — April 6, 2007 @ 10:48 pm

  39. Thought I’d post to get one more closer to fourty…

    #39 | Comment by The Goodly Dragon — April 7, 2007 @ 1:40 am

  40. was that justin??”?? i think the reason the guy wears a coat is that he sells his blood for crack so it must be justin????

    #40 | Comment by cumbucket from hell named chuck norris — April 7, 2007 @ 3:03 am

  41. yep, last time I checked Justin was a white dude who wears big puffy jackets. you win cumbucket from hell named chuck norris, well played, well played indeed, certainly for the proverbial win.

    #41 | Comment by kromekoran — April 7, 2007 @ 4:13 am

  42. 42! The answer to life, the universe, and everything!

    #42 | Comment by hitokirivader — April 7, 2007 @ 6:08 am

  43. Schmirst!

    #43 | Comment by Lastposter — April 7, 2007 @ 6:46 am

  44. the real life kenny?

    #44 | Comment by Taco — April 7, 2007 @ 3:09 pm

  45. is it wrong that i fapped to this?

    #45 | Comment by FUCK — April 8, 2007 @ 3:20 am

  46. #12 Angelbaby, as a Dutch person I should probably educate you in the GLORIOUSNESS THAT IS THE DUTCHIAN EMPIRE to make you let go of your hate…..but as I’m not so patriotic I wont…so there..

    ps

    (but one of the things that make my country so kickass is the fact that we can smoke teh blunt and not get arrested :D. I should know as I was smoking teh green goodness last night when the police walked by)

    #46 | Comment by Me — April 8, 2007 @ 4:52 am

  47. FIRST BITCHES!!111!

    #47 | Comment by k — April 9, 2007 @ 8:00 pm

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  49. Jerk…. his favorite song is probably: “What What…”

    #49 | Comment by Leo — April 22, 2007 @ 2:35 am

  50. fifty-th

    #50 | Comment by Not First... — June 17, 2007 @ 11:03 pm

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