ZOOEY DESCHANEL

According to Nudography.com:

Actress Zooey Deschanel will do her first and possibly only nude scene when she plays tragic singer Janis Joplin later this year. The film “Gospel According to Janis” has been delayed until November, but Deschanel revealed in an interview with Cinematical that she will strip for the camera to capture the singer’s wild side. “There’s a famous series of photos of Janis wearing nothing but beads and we’re recreating that for the movie. I’ve never taken off my clothes for a role before and I doubt I’ll do it again, but to really become who Janis was I have to get into the mindset that says there’s nothing to be ashamed about.”

She was really cute in that Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy movie. So this may be worth a fap!

41 thoughts on “ZOOEY DESCHANEL

  1. SO CUTE. GOD DAMNIT

    #1 | Comment by MarkM — April 16, 2007 @ 11:19 pm

  2. ..fap

    #2 | Comment by guh — April 16, 2007 @ 11:42 pm

  3. sweet!

    #3 | Comment by Xan — April 16, 2007 @ 11:58 pm

  4. Looking nice. I hope they don’t faithfully recreate Janis’s looks though. Let Zooey stay hot por favor.

    #4 | Comment by Kewtr — April 17, 2007 @ 12:23 am

  5. This is the best news I’ve heard these past 30 days.

    #5 | Comment by deedas — April 17, 2007 @ 1:07 am

  6. Only a single fap? For shame!

    Zooey is always cute, even back in “The New Guy” (the movie everyone remembers just for eliza dushku dancing around in bikinis. Plus her singing voice is to die for (ie the duet with Will Ferrel in Elf).

    #6 | Comment by AntZ — April 17, 2007 @ 2:47 am

  7. Best Post Ever. Seriously! Zooey is perhaps the most perfect woman so this is an excellent follow up to that PS3 fanboy nonsense. Fap fap fap.

    #7 | Comment by TAINT — April 17, 2007 @ 3:12 am

  8. Summer Bishil

    #8 | Comment by Osama bin Laden — April 17, 2007 @ 5:14 am

  9. Bad news, though. This movie doesn’t have financing or distribution … so it may never get made or released. For the love of all that is holy, Hollywood … someone bankroll this picture. Because Zooey is the absolute hotness and my life will not be complete until I see a protracted, graphic nude scene starring her.

    #9 | Comment by Upchuck — April 17, 2007 @ 5:57 am

  10. she is my absolute fav

    #10 | Comment by jupiterssj4 — April 17, 2007 @ 6:12 am

  11. (gets the lube ready…)

    #11 | Comment by A-dog — April 17, 2007 @ 6:57 am

  12. fuck it, i just went to kewtr

    i miss the old fubar

    #12 | Comment by filthyfish — April 17, 2007 @ 7:13 am

  13. Why is she playing Janis? SHe looks nothing like her! Get Scarlett Johanson

    #13 | Comment by chipsilver — April 17, 2007 @ 8:39 am

  14. -ewwwww

    I wouldn’t be able to get hard enough to fap to her uglyness, even if it was AB doing the fapping for me!

    (well, ok, maybe if it was AB!!)

    -possible fact!

    #14 | Comment by MacDaddy — April 17, 2007 @ 9:18 am

  15. Speaking of “Fap”!

    Until visting this web site, I have never heard the term “Fap” before. I have heard over 100 other references, but never Fap! So I took it upon myself to Google that word, and I happened across a web site I think you may all enjoy.

    http://www.quickfap.com/

    I believe the cartoonish figure at the top of the page may be Justin!

    #15 | Comment by MacDaddy — April 17, 2007 @ 9:32 am

  16. Those backlit pictures are fucking amazing

    #16 | Comment by Godard — April 17, 2007 @ 9:45 am

  17. I cannot fathom what this film will be like

    #17 | Comment by Observant — April 17, 2007 @ 10:06 am

  18. wow! she is so beautiful! and yes she has a great singing voice, it’s about time we got some pix of her on here….now if we could just get some pix of her sister too!

    you know i watched 1/2 of the 1st season of bones and all i kept thinking was how familiar the lead actress was but i couldn’t place her…it finally bugged me enough to check imdb.com and thats when i finally found out why she seemed so familiar that whole time!

    #18 | Comment by ILoveZooey! — April 17, 2007 @ 3:41 pm

  19. I wonder if she’ll have the huge 70’s bush?

    #19 | Comment by Kev — April 17, 2007 @ 4:36 pm

  20. #18 – bones is a good show. emily and david have great chemistry.

    #20 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 17, 2007 @ 4:45 pm

  21. Her sister has a much better rack…

    #21 | Comment by Flyboy — April 17, 2007 @ 5:29 pm

  22. God she’s so damn cute! Can’t wait to see what she’s got.

    #22 | Comment by Tony — April 17, 2007 @ 6:20 pm

  23. I thought you’d never get to a post on Zooey! This truly is the best site on the web.

    #23 | Comment by Scratch — April 17, 2007 @ 8:21 pm

  24. Here sister also has a much bigger head. Zooey > Emily. Fact!

    #24 | Comment by TAINT — April 17, 2007 @ 9:08 pm

  25. I wouldn’t get too excited about potential nudity of a hot young actress. We have been fooled before. Remember Natalie Portman in Closer and Anne Hathaway’s LIPS in Havoc.

    #25 | Comment by kiko — April 17, 2007 @ 9:09 pm

  26. zooey was cute way before hgtg. come on guys….elf, anybody?

    #26 | Comment by ham — April 17, 2007 @ 10:11 pm

  27. I’d rather see Bones naked. Better boobage.

    #27 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — April 17, 2007 @ 10:14 pm

  28. Hmm…a decent post by justin. I guess if an infinite number of retarded one armed monkeys throw paint at enough canvases for a long enough time, one of them is bound to come up with something that resembles something a halfway decent artist might sketch up in a hurry.

    #28 | Comment by Kthulhu — April 17, 2007 @ 11:11 pm

  29. I just hope she shaves her mustache so the only hair we’ll see is the one that is where she’s supposed to have it. Dont believe me? Look for HQ scans and enjoy her right-cheek-mustache!!!!!!

    #29 | Comment by 42lic_nuoc — April 18, 2007 @ 12:05 am

  30. Check this archive out:

    http://dontlinkthis.net/archives/614
    Justin keeping an eye out for Virginia Tech in 2002?!?! WTF?

    #30 | Comment by Coryzzzzzz — April 18, 2007 @ 4:58 am

  31. She was great in Anal Cheerleaders on Mars IV, and in that movie with all of the fisting- what was it called?- Rocky?

    Anyway, if she ever leaves porn, she’ll go far.

    #31 | Comment by tex — April 18, 2007 @ 12:02 pm

  32. Any leads on that American Idol sex tape?

    #32 | Comment by Wizzle — April 19, 2007 @ 1:10 am

  33. I pray she never starts looking as hideous as her sister.

    #33 | Comment by ZekeDMS — April 19, 2007 @ 2:19 am

  34. Isn’t there a picture of Christina Ricci wearing that exact same gold dress?

    #34 | Comment by Alex — April 19, 2007 @ 6:29 pm

  35. She was also quite lovely in a small part as the school music teacher in the recent “Bridge to Terabithia” movie. Mesmerizing light blue eyes…

    #35 | Comment by Fubarvet2 — April 19, 2007 @ 11:30 pm

  36. Zooey’s been lovely in just about everything she’s ever been in. Not even when she drowned a cat in Winter Passing was she even remotely unattractive. She could drown my cats any day.

    The duet between her and Will Ferrell in Elf is one of the best duettes in cinema history, too bad it’s been so overlooked (and even replaced Will with some other guy on the soundtrack CD).

    #36 | Comment by BongoClown — April 20, 2007 @ 12:34 am

  37. Damn I love Zooey. I didn’t know anyone else even heard of her! Thanks for the pics, though I’m not sure I care to see her naked.

    #37 | Comment by clarkkers — April 21, 2007 @ 1:44 am

  38. Bump!

    #38 | Comment by Tony — February 19, 2008 @ 12:05 am

  39. ^^^

    +1

    :^D

    #39 | Comment by JRC — February 19, 2008 @ 12:22 am

  40. Yay Chickipedia!

    http://www.chickipedia.com/Special:ArticleImageGallery/Zooey_Deschanel

    My favs:
    http://cdn.chickipedia.com/www/images/2/2c/Zooeyarena060528hn_333.jpg
    http://cdn.chickipedia.com/www/images/3/34/87970_zooey_instyle0306_6_196.jpg
    http://cdn.chickipedia.com/www/images/d/d8/Zooeyellegirl38xe_384.jpg

    Would a Zooey/Emily threeway be the best thing ever?

    Quite possibly. Unless ScarJo and Natalie wanna tag team me. Or Lacey Chabert and Mila Kunis. Or Jennifer Connelly and Ginnifer Goodwin. Or… all right, it wouldn’t be the best thing ever, but it’s still be pretty fuckin’ sweat.

    #40 | Comment by Tony — February 20, 2008 @ 12:21 am

  41. My favs:

    http://www.chickipedia.com/Image:Zd10xv_664.jpg
    http://www.chickipedia.com/Image:Zooeyellegirl17jd_632.jpg
    http://www.chickipedia.com/Image:Zd30xq_256.jpg

    #41 | Comment by JTC — February 20, 2008 @ 12:54 am

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