1. I really hope the original photo of that cover shot turns up online
2. If #1 happens, i really hope she’s not wearing pasties
3. If #1 and #2 happens, A FAPPING THERE WILL BE.
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54 thoughts on “HOLY FUCKING SHIT AVRIL LAVIGNE”
I’ve been waiting for years for these pics…*sniff* damn shame still wearing so much….
Cos although she can seem a bit of a miserable cow, she doesn’t get out of cars flashing her vag to the world ala Britney, or seem like the sperm repository that is Lohan.
Only the fact that she been near Gollum from Sum 41’s junk lands in the negative column.
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by LektricJezder — May 16, 2007 @
12:07 pm
Yay for 18! It’s good to see that your reasons are so great and intellectual…
I say, small is good! The better to toss around… And as for the eyeliner, fuck you guys, I say she needs to just ditch this half-half look and don some black and red… Goth chicks are bland, but the look is HOT!
But then again… If I saw her, black, red, white, green, or purple, it doesn’t make much difference, they all look nice on the floor.
She needs to make a sex tape allready.
Someone buy her troll husband a camera please….
And include directions on how to film it. To many amateurs these days. O_X
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by CrackpotLive — May 16, 2007 @
12:42 pm
“There should be a law stating that you can only be famous if you first agree to do at least one porn video or 10 GOOD, R-Rated sex scenes in a non-American Pie, type movie.”
As with Lohan…I’ve never fund this hyperactive “child” very attractive. However, I’d still nail her, just to say I did it!
….and so would #18!
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by MacDaddy — May 16, 2007 @
1:45 pm
“1. I really hope the original photo of that cover shot turns up online
2. If #1 happens, i really hope she’s not wearing pasties
3. If #1 and #2 happens, A FAPPING THERE WILL BE.”
4. A FAPPING THERE ALREADY HAS!
#24 |
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by lswalker — May 16, 2007 @
3:05 pm
damn, you know who’s hot? carrie underwood. i’d like to carry her under my wood. and i totally didnt realize her beauty until i saw a nice post on idontliekyouinthatway. this site need s to get on the ball, she’s been overlooked!
I have an unhealthy hatred for this pasty little stick. Even before I had the misfortune of catching her talking on TRL. Oh lord, it hurts my brain just thinking about it. She should be behind the counter of a burger king. What a waste of skin.
I hate her, but I would grudgefuck the living daylights out her. Avril honey, if you open your yap one more time, it’s a no-lube anal extravaganza for you.
Never cared for her punk look, but I’ve always liked her mouth.
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by Fubarvet2 — May 16, 2007 @
9:35 pm
Someone here once attributed her with bringing punk to the mainstream. Uhahahahahahaha!!!!! Like she has anything to do with punk and the 90s didn’t even happen. What a maroon.
A fapping there was……. a fapping happening….. more fapping to come!
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by Sampson — May 16, 2007 @
11:57 pm
Gotta love all the pseudo-critical pop-tarts saying she isn’t hot. I bet two donuts and a facefuck that none of you naysayers will EVER get anything better—by ANYONE’s standards!!!
#41:
Was there punk in the 90’s? Seems like I remember real punk happening in the 70’s and 80’s. When the mosh pit went mainstream, real punk was over.
Have you ever been trippin’ and slammin’ and have somebody walk by and shoot a staplegun into your face? Oh, those were the days.
If I ever got a hold of this Avril girl for a few hours, I can promise you she wouldn’t walk right for a week. If you’all don’t think this girl is hot enough, then I doubt if you’ve ever seen a real girl close up.
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by Lektric Jezder — May 21, 2007 @
12:27 am
“i want to fuck you like an animal, i want to feel you from the inside, i want to fuck you like an animal, my whole existence is flawed, you get me closer to god”
I’ve been waiting for years for these pics…*sniff* damn shame still wearing so much….
ps.
First again WOOHOO!!
#1 | Comment by Me — May 16, 2007 @ 4:25 am
Goddamn! She just keeps getting hotter….time to do Playboy, Avril.
I can’t believe she’s married to that knob jockey from Sum 41. Oh well…give it 2 months.
#2 | Comment by Goatboy — May 16, 2007 @ 4:27 am
Avril’s always been my fav. the less clothes the better.
#3 | Comment by Doug G — May 16, 2007 @ 4:46 am
Not a fan of the face, but maybe she’s hot when she’s singing. Body looks nice though.
#4 | Comment by Kewtr — May 16, 2007 @ 5:56 am
she knows how to be a female celeb in todays society.
#5 | Comment by Xan — May 16, 2007 @ 6:13 am
what’s so special about her again?
#6 | Comment by terrysky — May 16, 2007 @ 6:25 am
In my country, they would go crazy…wowwieweewa!
#7 | Comment by Borat — May 16, 2007 @ 6:59 am
@terrysky
Cos although she can seem a bit of a miserable cow, she doesn’t get out of cars flashing her vag to the world ala Britney, or seem like the sperm repository that is Lohan.
Only the fact that she been near Gollum from Sum 41’s junk lands in the negative column.
#8 | Comment by Zleet — May 16, 2007 @ 7:38 am
Avril the raccoon look has got to go girl.
#9 | Comment by Miku — May 16, 2007 @ 7:55 am
^^Agreed…too much on the eye makeup
But fuck me this girl cannot do anything wrong. She so sexy!
/bought
#10 | Comment by FJ — May 16, 2007 @ 8:49 am
i want to do really bad things to her….
REALLY bad
#11 | Comment by glitterati — May 16, 2007 @ 9:10 am
I don’t get why you guys thing she is hot, have you looked at her face?
Plus what’s up with the black eyes? What is she trying to hide?
#12 | Comment by Licking — May 16, 2007 @ 9:13 am
#12 fails at life
#13 | Comment by Coolstream — May 16, 2007 @ 10:37 am
So you guys who don’t like black eye make up, don’t think 60s chicks are hot?
I guess you prefer your chicks with a little less class. And stretch marks around their mouths, a la Lohan.
#14 | Comment by Goatboy — May 16, 2007 @ 10:53 am
YOU GOD DAMN RIGHT THERE WILL BE A FAPPIN
#15 | Comment by SkarastaLongwienermanjohansendude — May 16, 2007 @ 11:17 am
wow…in one photo she’s clutching a bottle of random booze, and in another someone handed her a lit cigar.
SO punk.
#16 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 16, 2007 @ 11:25 am
keep your clothes on avril!!! be different!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*faps*
#17 | Comment by Captain Faptastic — May 16, 2007 @ 11:52 am
No-booty, no-titty, no-talent ugly skank.
#18 | Comment by THEO — May 16, 2007 @ 12:04 pm
I would…
I mean…
Dammit, I’m just all choked up.
#19 | Comment by LektricJezder — May 16, 2007 @ 12:07 pm
Yay for 18! It’s good to see that your reasons are so great and intellectual…
I say, small is good! The better to toss around… And as for the eyeliner, fuck you guys, I say she needs to just ditch this half-half look and don some black and red… Goth chicks are bland, but the look is HOT!
But then again… If I saw her, black, red, white, green, or purple, it doesn’t make much difference, they all look nice on the floor.
#20 | Comment by Ryu — May 16, 2007 @ 12:35 pm
She needs to make a sex tape allready.
Someone buy her troll husband a camera please….
And include directions on how to film it. To many amateurs these days. O_X
#21 | Comment by CrackpotLive — May 16, 2007 @ 12:42 pm
“There should be a law stating that you can only be famous if you first agree to do at least one porn video or 10 GOOD, R-Rated sex scenes in a non-American Pie, type movie.”
#22 | Comment by Ryu — May 16, 2007 @ 12:56 pm
As with Lohan…I’ve never fund this hyperactive “child” very attractive. However, I’d still nail her, just to say I did it!
….and so would #18!
#23 | Comment by MacDaddy — May 16, 2007 @ 1:45 pm
“1. I really hope the original photo of that cover shot turns up online
2. If #1 happens, i really hope she’s not wearing pasties
3. If #1 and #2 happens, A FAPPING THERE WILL BE.”
4. A FAPPING THERE ALREADY HAS!
#24 | Comment by lswalker — May 16, 2007 @ 3:05 pm
hilary duff is hotter than avril
#25 | Comment by ham — May 16, 2007 @ 3:13 pm
#20, perhaps “ugly skank” is open to interpretation, but the rest of it is pretty much accurate, no?
#26 | Comment by THEO — May 16, 2007 @ 3:39 pm
damn, you know who’s hot? carrie underwood. i’d like to carry her under my wood. and i totally didnt realize her beauty until i saw a nice post on idontliekyouinthatway. this site need s to get on the ball, she’s been overlooked!
#27 | Comment by ham — May 16, 2007 @ 3:47 pm
LOL
If you look closely on the cover, you can see that her nipples aren’t even covered up by the yellow bar, but by her hair… 😉
#28 | Comment by WES — May 16, 2007 @ 4:09 pm
“To 26. She’s got nice breasts (As far as I can see, I suppose) and honestly, its hard to pick out real talent anymore… But I like her stuff…”
#29 | Comment by Ryu — May 16, 2007 @ 4:23 pm
Yeah, whatever. How ’bout you post pictures of someone hot next time? Thanks.
#30 | Comment by Tony — May 16, 2007 @ 4:43 pm
homg she’s hot. seriously.
I fucking love her despite the fact that she didn’t know how to pronounce David Bowie’s last name. Yeah, SO punk.
#31 | Comment by apogee — May 16, 2007 @ 4:44 pm
I have an unhealthy hatred for this pasty little stick. Even before I had the misfortune of catching her talking on TRL. Oh lord, it hurts my brain just thinking about it. She should be behind the counter of a burger king. What a waste of skin.
#32 | Comment by d00d — May 16, 2007 @ 5:57 pm
Is she divorced yet?
#33 | Comment by Wulf — May 16, 2007 @ 6:02 pm
# 28 what are you talking about you cant see her nipples
#34 | Comment by loco367 — May 16, 2007 @ 6:09 pm
I hate her, but I would grudgefuck the living daylights out her. Avril honey, if you open your yap one more time, it’s a no-lube anal extravaganza for you.
#35 | Comment by Upchuck — May 16, 2007 @ 6:29 pm
Is she technically an albino now?
She may be the least attractive girl ever posted on this site.
#36 | Comment by The Pope — May 16, 2007 @ 6:29 pm
sadness over the bottom part of the 3d pic missing
#37 | Comment by Taco — May 16, 2007 @ 7:55 pm
Avril is so edgy.
She invented punk you know. And the internets. Its true Joey Ramone said so.
Oh yeah, and she’s hot.
#38 | Comment by xxcanuckxx — May 16, 2007 @ 7:56 pm
maybe put a bag over her face…
#39 | Comment by Joe — May 16, 2007 @ 8:29 pm
Never cared for her punk look, but I’ve always liked her mouth.
#40 | Comment by Fubarvet2 — May 16, 2007 @ 9:35 pm
Someone here once attributed her with bringing punk to the mainstream. Uhahahahahahaha!!!!! Like she has anything to do with punk and the 90s didn’t even happen. What a maroon.
#41 | Comment by d00d — May 16, 2007 @ 10:54 pm
A fapping there was……. a fapping happening….. more fapping to come!
#42 | Comment by Sampson — May 16, 2007 @ 11:57 pm
Gotta love all the pseudo-critical pop-tarts saying she isn’t hot. I bet two donuts and a facefuck that none of you naysayers will EVER get anything better—by ANYONE’s standards!!!
#43 | Comment by FJ — May 17, 2007 @ 12:13 am
dime a dozen up here ,she had go south to be hot ;-]
#44 | Comment by JonKing — May 17, 2007 @ 1:25 am
#43 already have.
#45 | Comment by d00d — May 17, 2007 @ 1:48 pm
hatin’ it
#46 | Comment by spencer — May 18, 2007 @ 10:38 am
hey if i gave her $20 do you think she’ll give me a blowjob?
#47 | Comment by bOoBs — May 20, 2007 @ 9:30 pm
Yeah I’m Already Masterbating
#48 | Comment by bOoBs — May 20, 2007 @ 9:36 pm
yo that’s my bitch she ain’t suposed to be havin’ no penis…………….. ………that was random
#49 | Comment by bOoBs — May 20, 2007 @ 10:53 pm
#41:
Was there punk in the 90’s? Seems like I remember real punk happening in the 70’s and 80’s. When the mosh pit went mainstream, real punk was over.
Have you ever been trippin’ and slammin’ and have somebody walk by and shoot a staplegun into your face? Oh, those were the days.
If I ever got a hold of this Avril girl for a few hours, I can promise you she wouldn’t walk right for a week. If you’all don’t think this girl is hot enough, then I doubt if you’ve ever seen a real girl close up.
#50 | Comment by Lektric Jezder — May 21, 2007 @ 12:27 am
what the fuck???
#51 | Comment by bOoBs — May 27, 2007 @ 12:31 am
“i want to fuck you like an animal, i want to feel you from the inside, i want to fuck you like an animal, my whole existence is flawed, you get me closer to god”
#52 | Comment by bOoBs — May 27, 2007 @ 12:40 am
rape me!
#53 | Comment by bOoBs — May 27, 2007 @ 12:43 am
bend over!
#54 | Comment by Lektric Jezder — May 27, 2007 @ 11:26 pm