from:Ryan
to: psykotik@gmail.com
date: May 16, 2007 4:57 AM
subject: Lohan…Speaking of her…
http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/ap/20070515/117924264000.html
“Lindsay Lohan Tops Maxim ‘Hot 100’ List.
Lindsay Lohan rules. According to Maxim magazine, at least this month, she’s the hottest woman in the world.”
wtf?
YA WTF?
(baby rat)
the thought makes me puke
#1 | Comment by loki6 — May 17, 2007 @ 9:21 am
FIRST!!!
#2 | Comment by Crawley — May 17, 2007 @ 9:22 am
Damn, almost first….
#3 | Comment by Crawley — May 17, 2007 @ 9:23 am
The list:
1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Jessica Alba
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Christina Aguilera
5. Jessica Biel
6. Ali Larter
7. Eva Mendez
8. Rihanna
9. Eva Longoria
10. Fergie
11. Sienna Miller
12. Angelina Jolie
13. Beyonce Knowles
14. Katherine Heigl
15. Avril Lavigne
16. Ashlee Simpson
17. Maria Sharapova
18. Megan Fox
19. Cameron Diaz
20. Keira Knightley
21. Kate Beckinsale
22. Nicole Scherzinger
23. Hilary Duff
24. Sophia Bush
25. Elisha Cuthbert
26. Nelly Furtado
27. Kate Hudson
28. Carmen Electra
29. Sarah Silverman
30. Rebecca Romijn
31. Amy Smart
32. Lacey Chabert
33. Roselyn Sanchez
34. Vanessa Minnillo
35. Jennifer Garner
36. Jamie King
37. Ashley Olsen
38. Shakira
39. Rachel Bilson
40. Moon Bloodgood
41. Jessica Simpson
42. Minka Kelly
43. Kate Mara
44. Rose McGowan
45. Bar Refaeli
46. Kristen Bell
47. Katharine McPhee
48. Mandy Moore
49. Mischa Barton
50. Miss Maxim
51. Alessandra Ambrosio
52. Kate Walsh
53. Adriana Lima
54. Missy Peregrym
55. Halle Berry
56. Michele Merkin
57. Tricia Helfer
58. Penelope Cruz
59. Jamie-Lynn Sigler
60. Jessica White
61. Nadine Velazquez
62. Danneel Harris
63. Bianca Kajlich
64. Lena Headey
65. Autumn Reeser
66. Joanna Krupa
67. Gabrielle Union
68. Evangeline Lilly
69. Danica Patrick
70. Stacy Keibler
71. Willa Ford
72. Ciara
73. Mena Suvari
74. Tara Conner
75. April Scott
76. Diora Baird
77. Hilary Burton
78. Joss Stone
79. Adrianne Palecki
80. Abbie Cornish
81. Emmanuelle Chriqui
82. Dita Von Teese
83. Ivanka Trump
84. Hometown Hottie
85. Kelly Ripa
86. Michelle Trachtenberg
87. Padma Lakshmi
88. Raquel Alessi
89. Haylie Duff
90. Salma Hayek
91. Isla Fisher
92. Mary Elizabeth Winstead
93. Christina Milian
94. Kelly Carlson
95. The Avatars of Second Life
96. Shanna Moakler
97. Kim Kardashian
98. Yunjin Kim
99. Mia Maestro
100. Noureen DeWulf
Well at least Jessica fucking Alba isn’t first.
#4 | Comment by Justin — May 17, 2007 @ 9:39 am
She might look better if she didn’t use an entire bottle of eyeliner for each eye.
#5 | Comment by Scratch — May 17, 2007 @ 9:55 am
Crap, I meant mascara.
#6 | Comment by Scratch — May 17, 2007 @ 9:57 am
Are they Stupid?
#7 | Comment by pwrdrive — May 17, 2007 @ 10:07 am
I wouldn’t even place her in the top ten.
Maybe number one most likely to catch an std (a hard fought contest against Paris).
#8 | Comment by zleet — May 17, 2007 @ 10:09 am
lindsey is sexy, i still have hope in her.
#9 | Comment by Xan — May 17, 2007 @ 10:14 am
So what did she do to get the “honor”?
Although their entire list has suspect names all through it.
#10 | Comment by Beamstalk — May 17, 2007 @ 10:25 am
Lindsay would be my #1 too if she put back the red hair.
#11 | Comment by THEO — May 17, 2007 @ 10:45 am
That list had me “eating backwards” as our German friends say.
Are the people that came up with that list high?
…or just retarded?
#12 | Comment by chode — May 17, 2007 @ 11:36 am
The top 10 is just totally screwed up, beyond that I didn’t even look.
1. Lindsay Lohan GROSS
2. Jessica Alba GOOD NOT THE BEST
3. Scarlett Johansson GREAT
4. Christina Aguilera TRANNY SURPRISE
5. Jessica Biel GREAT
6. Ali Larter ZERO UPPER LIP + HUGE TEETH
7. Eva Mendez GREAT
8. Rihanna MANFACE PIGNOSE
9. Eva Longoria SCRAWNY MIDGET
10. Fergie CATCHER’S MITT
All I’m happy about is Mendez getting back in the mix, but in all honesty I know that’s a personal thing more than objective truth on how hot she is.
That list sucks kong.
#13 | Comment by Kewtr — May 17, 2007 @ 11:47 am
everyone here does realize that maxim pretty much always includes girls who shot covers for them over the past year in the top 30 or so?
how else to explain fugly Fergie landing in the top 10?
dumb.
#14 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 17, 2007 @ 11:50 am
everyone here does realize that lists are made for two reasons:
Controversy creates conversation which creates buzz.
magazines sometimes have ‘less than pure’ motives for putting someone on a list, or higher on a list.
dumb.
#15 | Comment by smash — May 17, 2007 @ 11:57 am
You know the list is just hype when only one twin makes it on…
#16 | Comment by MyDogFap — May 17, 2007 @ 1:11 pm
(although both Olsen’s should be kept well away from a top 100 list)
#17 | Comment by MyDogFap — May 17, 2007 @ 1:12 pm
an egotastic post had someone named sarah shahi at the party and omg shes hot. http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/16391 , but shes not on the list according to #4 =\
#18 | Comment by Evestay — May 17, 2007 @ 2:08 pm
I think it’s hilarious that they only put Ashley Olsen on there, and completely left off Mary-Kate. That’s just funny to me.
But seriously…what the HELL is going on with Lindsay’s dress? It looks like Rainbow Brite shit on the floor and Lindsay rolled around in it. I’m not real “hip” to fashion trends, but that rainbow thing looks awful. What the fuck was she thinking?
#19 | Comment by Pyronuc — May 17, 2007 @ 2:26 pm
I don’t know about #1, but LiLo is looking pretty good these days. One thing is for sure, Her Tattoos suck. Here are the Tattoos of the Maxim Top 20. It’s pretty cool. http://collegecandy.com/body/2503
#20 | Comment by sara917 — May 17, 2007 @ 2:45 pm
Lohan s looking pretty cute these days , switching to Vodka-Light is paying off !
#21 | Comment by JonKing — May 18, 2007 @ 1:37 am
tbh comparing ashley and mary-kate these days is just not done. Just look at pics of the two girls next to eachother. only good choice on this list is not including mary-kate tbh.
(worst thing about recent MK: Grey skintone.)
#22 | Comment by Aiii — May 18, 2007 @ 3:53 am
i would have to agree, she is gettin hot again
#23 | Comment by Tom Foolery — May 18, 2007 @ 3:09 pm
So it’s clear that nobody reads Maxim anymore, right?
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