She’s a scientologist so she’s batshit crazy. She’d probably make you rub your nipples with a cheese grater while she shoves infant suppositories up your bum.
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by DiePlease — May 27, 2007 @
11:48 am
She should have a sign on her forehead saying “scientology whore, do not touch”. *vomits*
Why is it that chicks in movies always have full-growth downstairs?
I mean, if you randomly search for “real” nudes out in the interwebs, I would say the shaved to bush ratio is near 50%. Maybe its more like 25% fully shaved, 50% trimmed and 25% full bush.
Yet in the movies, the girls are always in jungle mode.
The only thing I can think of is maybe actually seeing lips would affect the rating of a movie, so a serious movie that plans a female full-frontal shot specifically asks the starlet to grow out her bush so the scene has a softer effect on the rating board.
Too soft and fluffy in the early days, but all those years of Scientology book-thumping has toned that body up…
I see a role for her in WWF…
Hott Damn!
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by Synikal — May 28, 2007 @
10:16 am
Now, that’s the muff! Old School, y’all! Yeah, she was with Clooney for a while. Howard Stern once asked him what it was like when Kelly Preston takes her clothes off for you and he replied “it’s pretty nice.” Also, Charlie Sheen shot her in the arm or something.
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by Osama bin Laden — May 28, 2007 @
10:38 am
waxing > shaving > full bush
My 19yo GF gets full waxes and loves it. And……I love it too.
Aside from that, Kelly was smokin back in the day. Some women just do not age well.
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by FapTastic — May 28, 2007 @
7:20 pm
She’s a wack-job, but I still wouldn’t mind banging that for 25 years straight. definite MILF.
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by shaolin45 — May 29, 2007 @
6:36 pm
always been a fav of mine..
very sexy.. she was once on fear factor and was just so sweet and sexah..
been loving her long time….
i just dont get the scientology thing.
First!
#1 | Comment by sidewinder — May 27, 2007 @ 9:55 am
That being said, I’m sure she hasn’t been touched by John Travolta in like 15 years since he is in fact, quite gay.
#2 | Comment by sidewinder — May 27, 2007 @ 9:57 am
Last!
#3 | Comment by Mad Escaper — May 27, 2007 @ 9:59 am
Damm thats a big bush!
#4 | Comment by Tanaka — May 27, 2007 @ 10:00 am
Big ol bush big ol titties. yumb. Whats she doing with that wig-wearing homosexual?
to bad yep to bad
#5 | Comment by Ron Dingleberry — May 27, 2007 @ 10:15 am
She’s a scientologist so she’s batshit crazy. She’d probably make you rub your nipples with a cheese grater while she shoves infant suppositories up your bum.
#6 | Comment by DiePlease — May 27, 2007 @ 11:48 am
She should have a sign on her forehead saying “scientology whore, do not touch”. *vomits*
#7 | Comment by Franc — May 27, 2007 @ 1:36 pm
You see that first picture of her sideways?
That’s one muscular hoo-hoo.
#8 | Comment by THEO — May 27, 2007 @ 1:57 pm
What movie is that?
#9 | Comment by Chex — May 27, 2007 @ 2:02 pm
MILF fer shure…
#10 | Comment by danka — May 27, 2007 @ 2:30 pm
she gets my “thumbs up!”
#11 | Comment by Xan — May 27, 2007 @ 3:23 pm
Wasn’t she George Clooney’s gal before she married Travolta?
#12 | Comment by 0crabby) — May 27, 2007 @ 4:23 pm
then = yumb
now = do not want
ps. the carpet doesn’t match the drapes
#13 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 27, 2007 @ 4:29 pm
yep, i still would too!
#14 | Comment by Darkstar — May 27, 2007 @ 5:10 pm
same here
#15 | Comment by Tony — May 27, 2007 @ 6:10 pm
Bush > No Bush
And I love it when the carpet doesn’t match the drapes, adds just enough to the slutometer.
#16 | Comment by mister — May 27, 2007 @ 6:40 pm
Seriously…
Why is it that chicks in movies always have full-growth downstairs?
I mean, if you randomly search for “real” nudes out in the interwebs, I would say the shaved to bush ratio is near 50%. Maybe its more like 25% fully shaved, 50% trimmed and 25% full bush.
Yet in the movies, the girls are always in jungle mode.
The only thing I can think of is maybe actually seeing lips would affect the rating of a movie, so a serious movie that plans a female full-frontal shot specifically asks the starlet to grow out her bush so the scene has a softer effect on the rating board.
#17 | Comment by Jaquio — May 27, 2007 @ 9:25 pm
MILF… remember her in Jerry Maguire… yum…
#18 | Comment by hamsmokalot — May 27, 2007 @ 9:53 pm
The movie that the animated gifs came from was “Mischief”
#19 | Comment by A.NaniMaus — May 28, 2007 @ 12:03 am
when will all women learn?????
WOOD FLOOR sells the house!!!!!
(ummmm, in case you are dense!….SHAVE STUPID!!!!)
#20 | Comment by MacDaddy — May 28, 2007 @ 3:03 am
Spanks for the mammaries.
#21 | Comment by El Payo — May 28, 2007 @ 3:05 am
I’d do her. She’s a lot better than some of the girls out there.
#22 | Comment by Sampson — May 28, 2007 @ 4:03 am
That’s a no brainer, she’s still totally hot.
#23 | Comment by Kewtr — May 28, 2007 @ 4:21 am
The movie those gifs were made from was made 22 years ago, Jaquio.
Trimming bush, much less shaving it bare, wasn’t in back then.
#24 | Comment by THEO — May 28, 2007 @ 4:37 am
Is she drowning that child!?
#25 | Comment by een — May 28, 2007 @ 7:06 am
Now that’s MILF!
Too soft and fluffy in the early days, but all those years of Scientology book-thumping has toned that body up…
I see a role for her in WWF…
Hott Damn!
#26 | Comment by Synikal — May 28, 2007 @ 10:16 am
Now, that’s the muff! Old School, y’all! Yeah, she was with Clooney for a while. Howard Stern once asked him what it was like when Kelly Preston takes her clothes off for you and he replied “it’s pretty nice.” Also, Charlie Sheen shot her in the arm or something.
#27 | Comment by Osama bin Laden — May 28, 2007 @ 10:38 am
waxing > shaving > full bush
My 19yo GF gets full waxes and loves it. And……I love it too.
Aside from that, Kelly was smokin back in the day. Some women just do not age well.
#28 | Comment by FapTastic — May 28, 2007 @ 7:20 pm
She’s a wack-job, but I still wouldn’t mind banging that for 25 years straight. definite MILF.
#29 | Comment by shaolin45 — May 29, 2007 @ 6:36 pm
always been a fav of mine..
very sexy.. she was once on fear factor and was just so sweet and sexah..
been loving her long time….
i just dont get the scientology thing.
#30 | Comment by yawn — May 31, 2007 @ 5:09 pm