Oh hell yes. You think i kid but i SO totally WOULD.
I bought this Robert Redford flick on DVD a while back called The Clearing. Helen Mirren was in it. It’s a fairly recent flick (2004) so it’s not like it had young Helen Mirren in it. Speaking of which, young Helen Mirren got all sorts of naked in her heyday. No, The Clearing had old Helen Mirren in it. And old Helen Mirren was still able to give me fappy thoughts. I think i ended up checking the CMA after watching the movie to see if she had done any nude scenes before and oh boy, i was not disappointed!
Old women who are still hot include: Helen Mirren. And Susan Sarandon. Can’t think of any others right now. But i’ll tell you who’ll be another candidate for the old but hot club in like 10 or so years. MONICA BELLUCCI.
fisrt!
damn she is sexy right?
whos that old chick from The Devil Wears Prada?
#1 | Comment by Xan — October 4, 2007 @ 12:05 pm
Hum, GILF ?
And first on that one.
#2 | Comment by Furtivman — October 4, 2007 @ 12:08 pm
fuck i’m not first….
#3 | Comment by Furtivman — October 4, 2007 @ 12:12 pm
what about that Dr Quinn woman?
you did see wedding crashers right?
WOULD
#4 | Comment by karrot — October 4, 2007 @ 1:04 pm
#1- Meryl Streep? I’m gonna have to say she’s not hot.
#4- Jane Seymour. Yeah, she’s hot.
#5 | Comment by Nobody — October 4, 2007 @ 1:09 pm
this is just so wrong.
#6 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 4, 2007 @ 1:26 pm
+1, AB.
I am too disgusted for words.
-GFX
#7 | Comment by GageFX — October 4, 2007 @ 2:03 pm
your mom
#8 | Comment by El Payo — October 4, 2007 @ 2:23 pm
looks like AB and her lackeys are the REAL pedos here.
#9 | Comment by Xan — October 4, 2007 @ 2:23 pm
can’t believe no one has mentioned Michelle Pfeiffer or Susanna Hoffs yet? fucking losers
#10 | Comment by texas_burner — October 4, 2007 @ 2:26 pm
Oh, fuck yes. Absolutely.
I realized this last year after the Oscars, thinking “Wow, that’s a surprisingly hot old woman.” Looking up images on google pleased me tremendously, and I was just after normal shots, so I thought.
Seconded on Sarandon, of course, but that’s just obvious.
G-milfs ahoy!
#11 | Comment by ZekeDMS — October 4, 2007 @ 2:49 pm
Helen Mirren was hot and plenty naked 10 years ago and earlier but the last time I saw her naked was like watching an old bag of potatoes falling down the stairs. She’s wrinkled and old on film.
But she’s still got a better rack than Sarandon and doesn’t need a wheelchair.
#12 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — October 4, 2007 @ 2:53 pm
she was HOT as Morgana in “Excaliber”
But not since then! Nope, no way no how!
GILF? – no such thing! Unless the Gilf is between 35 – 45
Mirren is in her 60’s!
Justin you are one sick puppy! On one hand, you love 12 years olds in pink wigs and on the other you love 60 year olds with silver wigs! (perhaps you have a wig fetish!)
#13 | Comment by MacDaddy — October 4, 2007 @ 3:41 pm
Sarandon > Mirren
#14 | Comment by zomg — October 4, 2007 @ 3:57 pm
I think Sela Ward is beautiful.
#15 | Comment by Scratch — October 4, 2007 @ 4:04 pm
#9 – you don’t have to be a peado to fancy under 60 year olds!!
#13 – 60+12/2 = 36 years old – not a bad average I suppose!
#16 | Comment by Psyper — October 4, 2007 @ 4:27 pm
#5 – That was Glenn Close in The Devil Wears Prada.
#17 | Comment by grey_fox24 — October 4, 2007 @ 7:40 pm
Whoops, I was wrong. It was Meryl Steep.
#18 | Comment by grey_fox24 — October 4, 2007 @ 7:42 pm
I’ll defend you here Justin. Mirren looks good for her age; I’d hit it.
#19 | Comment by jcdenton — October 4, 2007 @ 9:11 pm
Oh yes. Same here.
GILF
#20 | Comment by JD — October 4, 2007 @ 9:20 pm
Justin,
You are so right. Helen Mirren has one of the best sets of tits in Hollywood. I would suck em all night long, young or old. Yummmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#21 | Comment by Milky White Residue — October 4, 2007 @ 9:35 pm
Check out this picture of “Old” Helen Mirren, she is still sexy and hot:
Here
#22 | Comment by Milky White Residue — October 4, 2007 @ 9:40 pm
http://www.poptard.com/media/01-21-07/helen-mirren-LAmag.jpg
#23 | Comment by Milky White Residue — October 4, 2007 @ 9:41 pm
^^^^
thats crossing the line of acceptable sexiness my friend
#24 | Comment by Xan — October 4, 2007 @ 10:17 pm
#22 pity they don’t have full body makeup. Her face may be smoothed over but her liver spots and wrinkled hands make me shudder …
it would be like being jerked off by the zombie corpse of your grandmother.
#25 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — October 4, 2007 @ 11:27 pm
“fap-worthy” and “hot” aren’t words I’d use to describe her, but Jane Fonda looks good for her age :O
http://colbertondemand.com/videos/Guest_Interviews/Jane_Fonda_fondles_a_nervous_Stephen_Colbert
#26 | Comment by jeff — October 4, 2007 @ 11:55 pm
Sophia Loren is somewhere north of seventy and if push comes to shove, i’d still probably do her.
#27 | Comment by plantsface — October 5, 2007 @ 12:49 am
Hey, who hasn’t fapped to “The Golden Girls”?
#28 | Comment by Milhouse — October 5, 2007 @ 4:10 am
Wow. Helen Mirren was hot. “Was” being the operative word. I mean she looks good for her age… but not good enough.
#29 | Comment by Mentos Fresh — October 5, 2007 @ 5:52 am
I’d bang Holly Hunter. Jodie Foster, too (though I’m not sure she qualifies as “old”). Something about that little smirk and the southern twang.
#30 | Comment by Upchuck — October 5, 2007 @ 7:30 am
umm…no. She did look alright in the ‘young’ pictures, but her ‘old’ pictures? Are you fucking shitting me? FUCK NO!! I can maybe go for a pretty hot soccer mom milf who’s been around a little while and shows a little bit of age. But seriously…this old grandma? Just…WTF?!?!
#31 | Comment by Pyronuc — October 5, 2007 @ 8:42 am
oh, and Susan Sarandon is about fucking disgustingly nasty, too. Fucking gross…
#32 | Comment by Pyronuc — October 5, 2007 @ 8:44 am
I’ll take her niece, Amanda Bishop, instead, thanks.
Mmmmmm….
#33 | Comment by exelis — October 5, 2007 @ 4:04 pm
I’d get her drunk on Ensure-tinis and then I’d hit.
#34 | Comment by doppletwo — October 7, 2007 @ 4:30 am
if we were in that room, she’s wearing that getup, and it’s night…. i’d give it a tap or too
#35 | Comment by Quidam — October 30, 2007 @ 3:32 am