Wanna score some sweet Beowulf swag? I’ve got a bunch of Beowulf goodies up for grabs.
All you have to do is just e-mail me and fill in the blanks to these lines of dialogue spoken by Grendel’s Mother* in the movie.
Are you the one they call Beowulf? Such a strong man you are. A man like you could own the greatest tale ever sung. ____. ______. ________. This… I swear…
Easy!
I’ll pick three random winners on Monday and will be contacting you for your mailing address. This contest is only open to US residents though!
*Grendel’s Mother, by the way, being a naked CGI Angelina Jolie if you hadn’t already known.
Fappable.
You can download a glorious 720p HD version of the Exclusive Internet Only Uncensored Beowulf Trailer here.
Visit the official movie site here.
Beowulf opens in theatres everywhere November 16th. Also in IMAX 3D and Digital 3D.
FACT: This movie looks pretty fucking awesome.
On it. It does look pretty good, too.
#1 | Comment by Kewtr — November 9, 2007 @ 4:28 pm
What an awesome line, by the way. Happy Birthday to Beowulf.
#2 | Comment by Kewtr — November 9, 2007 @ 4:29 pm
i’m not sure why they went the whole CGI route for this movie. why not just green screen the whole thing except for the actors like 300? it just looks overly cartoony to me.
oh, and angie has a tail? that explains a lot.
#3 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 9, 2007 @ 4:40 pm
“Let’s see … I’ll send a couple extra promo pieces out to a couple websites, and encourage them to talk up the movie.”
Somewhere, a marketing exec is laughing his ass off at this contest.
I’m not saying it’s bad, and I’m not saying the stuff isn’t worth winning, but I am saying this Beowulf thing isn’t really a post — it’s straight up advertising for a new movie.
Assuming people respond to this contest, look for Justin to have more swag the next time a movie comes out that fits this site’s demo.
#4 | Comment by Bender — November 9, 2007 @ 5:30 pm
Looks like Polar Express all over again(creepy flop).
#5 | Comment by crabby — November 9, 2007 @ 6:01 pm
this contest sounds suspicious to me. are you gonna sell our info to the feds Justin?
#6 | Comment by Xan — November 9, 2007 @ 6:07 pm
I sent in my guess…”Anal raping reindeer”. What did I win?
#7 | Comment by Billy Bob — November 9, 2007 @ 9:39 pm
Oh I’m sorry. I thought this was a site which should me photos of slutty celebs in ways that make my pants tight, not a guerrilla marketing site for Paramount
#8 | Comment by Skeptic — November 9, 2007 @ 9:53 pm
THIS IS SPARTer.. I AM BEOWULF!Its like one big ass video game cinematic or someshit.
#9 | Comment by Skarasta — November 9, 2007 @ 11:03 pm
this is pretty much one I am dying to see in the big screen!
#10 | Comment by robbyman — November 9, 2007 @ 11:14 pm
whoes read the poem?
#11 | Comment by tom — November 10, 2007 @ 6:48 am
Um. This movie looks like shit, you fucking sellout corporate shill.
I will never visit this website again.
#12 | Comment by dex — November 10, 2007 @ 6:58 am
Damn there some crybabies in here! These people go out of their way to bring us a lot of quality posts, and along comes this one, be it contest or shill, that still qualifies as something you would see on this site (cgi or not, a naked Jolie is always worth posting), and people got to throw a tatrum about it. Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it. It’s not like you can’t scroll past it. And not only do I approve of this post for Jolie, I’m entering the contest as well. Call me a whore, but I likes my free schwag!
#13 | Comment by C.T. — November 10, 2007 @ 10:44 am
Just to clarify, the preceding post was for #’s 8 and 12.
#14 | Comment by C.T. — November 10, 2007 @ 10:53 am
Last night I dreamed I married Angelina Jolie in a double wedding where my best friend from high school that I haven’t seen in 20 years married my sister.
I woke up before I could bang her (Angie, not my sister, that’d be wrong).
I hate my alarm clock.
True story.
#15 | Comment by mister — November 10, 2007 @ 12:12 pm
Number of people who cares = 0
#16 | Comment by MC Pee Pants — November 10, 2007 @ 12:57 pm
I will be seeing this in IMAX.
#17 | Comment by Disarrayed — November 10, 2007 @ 2:28 pm
Looks like a video game. And not even a particularly good video game.
#18 | Comment by Kthulhu — November 10, 2007 @ 5:36 pm
I’ll go see it… but I don’t think the CGI is going to do this story justice.
#19 | Comment by sodapopinski — November 11, 2007 @ 12:53 am
#13 Eh? Which people are you talking about?
You mean Justin and Angelbaby?
Unless you know something that the rest of us don’t. Like the site is now owned by Yahoo and they have a staff all posting under the names of Justin and Angelbaby. I don’t see AB’s copyright anymore …
Say it ain’t so!
#20 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — November 11, 2007 @ 2:03 am
Frank Miller meet Beowulf, Beowulf, meet Frank.
FACT: this movie will suck.
#21 | Comment by mister — November 12, 2007 @ 2:49 pm
300 was hands down one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. The top four, no particular order:
300
Stomp the Yard
Six String Samurai
The Jackal
I may have to see this just to make it an odd five.
#22 | Comment by Earl Brutus — November 16, 2007 @ 5:40 pm