DAVID HASSELHOFF RAPED MY CHILDHOOD

This happened about a month fourteen months ago but is news to me!

Hasselhoff Admits Knight Rider Car Was Gay

David Hasselhoff has shocked students at an Irish university by confessing his vehicular Knight Rider co-star was gay.

Talking car Kitt appeared alongside Hasselhoff’s crime-fighting character Michael Knight in the hit 1980s TV show, but Hasselhoff admits their relationship was far from professional.

Addressing students at Trinity College in Dublin last month, the actor reveals, “We have some fairly X-rated outtakes on Knight Rider.

“Kitt was constantly asking, ‘Do you want me to take you home Michael?’ in that very camp voice of his.'”

WAUGH!

8 thoughts on “DAVID HASSELHOFF RAPED MY CHILDHOOD

  1. lol.

    gay is the new straight.

    first maybe?

    #1 | Comment by Xan — November 11, 2007 @ 11:45 pm

  2. He must have seen Hasselhoff’s full-nude-all-male-group shower seen in the fabulous HOTS 111 movie. That thing was classic.

    #2 | Comment by Kewtr — November 11, 2007 @ 11:47 pm

  3. Trinity College in Dublin + David Hasslehof

    “October 2006 began, the Society has hosted actors David Hasselhoff, ”
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_Philosophical_Society

    Not this year, last year.
    http://gossip.commongate.com/post/Hasselhoff_Admits_Knight_Rider_Car_Was_Gay_haha

    Joke people

    #3 | Comment by Anon — November 12, 2007 @ 12:42 am

  4. “Michael, don’t you know that’s going to stain the upholstery?”

    #4 | Comment by Darkstar — November 12, 2007 @ 1:59 am

  5. “Michael, I wouldn’t do that, my tail pipe is still hot!”

    #5 | Comment by MC Pee Pants — November 12, 2007 @ 2:45 am

  6. Speaking of uselessly gay characters, I just flashed tis really horrible of image Dumbledore riding in KITT, slowly rubbing the leather upholstery. KITT wasn’t a stick shift, was it?

    #6 | Comment by Jon — November 12, 2007 @ 3:00 am

  7. #3 wins the thread

    #7 | Comment by Justin — November 12, 2007 @ 3:45 am

  8. kinda, IIRC, the car they used to “house” kitt was an automatic.. the car had no clutch… thank god.

    #8 | Comment by Garth2k — November 12, 2007 @ 9:24 pm

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