HAPPY BIRTHDAY

To me, bitches~1!

My 27th for those of you who are counting.

So i checked to see if there were any celebrities that shared the same birth date as mine and the only notable one on that list was Miley Cyrus. Fap.

Also, sometime last week, i had a dream that i was fucking Raven Symone. True story.

34 thoughts on “HAPPY BIRTHDAY

  1. happy b Justin but raven ewww

    #1 | Comment by Raven Semone is Fat — November 23, 2007 @ 12:11 am

  2. Happy Birthday. Sorry about your nightmare.

    #2 | Comment by Nobody — November 23, 2007 @ 12:54 am

  3. Happy Birthday, bitch.

    #3 | Comment by Smiley — November 23, 2007 @ 1:26 am

  4. wtf raven? but she’s not a milf!

    oh wells…happy b-day anyway Justin!

    #4 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 23, 2007 @ 1:26 am

  5. happy birfday, justin! and was it thin raven from the first dr. doolittle or fat raven from that’s so raven?

    #5 | Comment by BrainDamage — November 23, 2007 @ 1:33 am

  6. it was fat raven.

    and i think i actually quite enjoyed it.

    o_O

    #6 | Comment by Justin — November 23, 2007 @ 1:44 am

  7. Happy birthday.
    Lets hear it for the real regped!

    #7 | Comment by REgped — November 23, 2007 @ 2:08 am

  8. raven? more cushion for the pushin

    #8 | Comment by duffmuff — November 23, 2007 @ 2:50 am

  9. happy birthday perv, i see you got your wish with the raven dream. very nice!

    #9 | Comment by Xan — November 23, 2007 @ 4:29 am

  10. Saggitarius FTW.

    #10 | Comment by El Payo — November 23, 2007 @ 4:57 am

  11. Happy birthday fuckwad. And y’all know Raven is an animal in bed, quit denying it. Second only to Queen Latifah, my future wife.

    #11 | Comment by ruprecht jones — November 23, 2007 @ 5:25 am

  12. Happy Birthday. Turns out you’re a year older than me, hmm I always wondered. Sharing a birthday with Miley Cyrus is a true honour. Sharing a bed with Raven really isn’t. Her older Cosby sister Keisha would have been a far nicer dream….

    #12 | Comment by thiessen — November 23, 2007 @ 5:38 am

  13. Hey Justin Happy B-day mate, in a little fun fact today is also my sisters nirthday she is 20 today. Anyway enjoy your day my friend your comical and tiwisted view of the wotld has made me return to your site daily, I hope this continues for many moons.

    Phynix

    #13 | Comment by Phynix — November 23, 2007 @ 5:46 am

  14. correction:

    Also, sometime last week, i had a nightmare that i was fucking Raven Symone. True story.

    #14 | Comment by dex — November 23, 2007 @ 5:57 am

  15. my birfdai yesterday, same day as Scarlett Johansson :)~

    #15 | Comment by padda — November 23, 2007 @ 6:20 am

  16. #6 –

    “it was fat raven.

    and i think i actually quite enjoyed it.”

    Good Gawd! I’ll bet your pillows looked like a couple of glazed donuts in the morning!

    #16 | Comment by Smiley — November 23, 2007 @ 6:20 am

  17. Happy Birthday Justin! And beware of uub3r haxx3rz who try to talk you into believing Microsoft is way more secure and stable than Linux.

    #17 | Comment by FapTastic — November 23, 2007 @ 12:37 pm

  18. happy birthday sir fubar!

    #18 | Comment by idl3mind — November 23, 2007 @ 12:45 pm

  19. Happy Birthday Justin.

    And Raven is hot thin or fat.

    #19 | Comment by Mage — November 23, 2007 @ 1:37 pm

  20. Happy Birthday!!

    You can always give miley a call next year (or whatever the age or consent is there (or not)) and hook up for some birthday sex…

    #20 | Comment by Psyper — November 23, 2007 @ 2:28 pm

  21. gz Justin.

    FYI, I share my birthday with Lacey Chabert so na-na-na-na-naaa

    #21 | Comment by Aiii — November 23, 2007 @ 3:17 pm

  22. It’s my birthday today too, no lie. Nov 23rd Sometimes Thanksgiving krew represent. No Raven dreams for me, though…

    #22 | Comment by Phil — November 23, 2007 @ 3:20 pm

  23. Justin is your birthday boy.

    HAPPY!

    #23 | Comment by JustSumDude — November 23, 2007 @ 7:35 pm

  24. happy birthday man

    #24 | Comment by Jade — November 23, 2007 @ 8:15 pm

  25. Happy Birthday man…

    #25 | Comment by yapiro — November 23, 2007 @ 11:29 pm

  26. I share a birthday with the hotness that is Eva Green.

    And the fuckin’ RZA. Beat that!

    #26 | Comment by Tony — November 23, 2007 @ 11:57 pm

  27. Happy birthday Justin, I love you.
    ; )

    #27 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — November 24, 2007 @ 12:20 am

  28. Your age / 2 + 7 = formula for how old a girl must be for you to date her and be able to tell people!

    27/2 + 7 = 20.5

    Secretive is better anyway. Happy birthday~

    #28 | Comment by Mikeywikey — November 24, 2007 @ 12:34 am

  29. Happy Birthday Justin!

    You’re lucky to get Miley. I got Emma Bunton (Baby Spice) and Robby Benson, the guy who did the voice for Beast in Beauty and the Beast.

    #29 | Comment by Topher — November 24, 2007 @ 2:44 am

  30. Happy Birthday, Justin. You’re still the prettiest little girl on the block.

    So, are you going to bake a pretty cake?

    #30 | Comment by Puzzlehead — November 24, 2007 @ 7:40 am

  31. woo HOOO…HB…mine is just a couple days later on the 25th and no I will not post my age here =-0

    #31 | Comment by danka — November 24, 2007 @ 1:31 pm

  32. Happy Birthday.

    I’m 26 days older than you. 😀

    I share my birthday with Jenny McCarthy and Larry Flynt…

    #32 | Comment by Mike — November 24, 2007 @ 9:06 pm

  33. Happy B-Day Old Friend.

    My B-day isn’t this month, but my summer birthday is shared by:

    Guys:
    Harry Potter, Michael Richards, Woody Harrelson

    Gals:
    Stephanie Seymour, Charisma Carpenter, and Monica Lewinsky!!!

    Sports:
    Don Drysdale, Pee Wee Reese, Gary Payton, Nomar Garciaparra

    Not too bad. I may have dreamed about Charisma. Or if any of you dreamed you were Mr. Clinton, my birthday provides a nightmarish link.

    #33 | Comment by Fubarvet2 — November 25, 2007 @ 12:55 am

  34. Birthdays don’t matter after you get married, do they?

    #34 | Comment by smash — November 25, 2007 @ 8:24 am

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