JAMIE LYNN SPEARS

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Jamie Lynn is 16 and pregnant. Boyfriend Casey Aldridge is 19.

Does this make Casey Aldridge the A-1 SUPER 100 PERCENT HERO OF PEDOS AROUND THE WORLD?

YES! DEFINITELY MY HERO! HAHAHA.

Jamie Lynn really is on her way to becoming just like her sister!

Traaaailerrr traaaaashhhh!

So wait, does this mean she’ll become a MILF at age 17?? BONUS!

51 thoughts on “JAMIE LYNN SPEARS”

  1. fruist

    #1 | Comment by joho — December 18, 2007 @ 9:00 pm

  2. hey you bastard i know your not making fun of jojo with that name

    jaime lynn spears is not pregnant… you’re joking right

    #2 | Comment by Tom Foolery — December 18, 2007 @ 9:18 pm

  3. i saw this on TV and I was like I bet justin already has something of this high amount of win on the site and sure enough it was here. mwhahahahah

    #3 | Comment by cornic — December 18, 2007 @ 9:19 pm

  4. ^^2 nope its true

    #4 | Comment by cornic — December 18, 2007 @ 9:19 pm

  5. http://www.celebitchy.com/4895/jamie_lynn_spears_is_not_pregnant_received_contraceptive_advice_from_britney/

    take that

    #5 | Comment by Tom Foolery — December 18, 2007 @ 9:21 pm

  6. I saw this on http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/ as well. Look on the bright side – her tits are gonna get huge. And yes, she’ll be an underage MILF. At least she’s still hot, unlike her fuggy sister.

    #6 | Comment by Duffman — December 18, 2007 @ 9:25 pm

  7. Check your source tom foolery, that link is 4 months old.

    Perez has it too: http://perezhilton.com/?p=10765#comment-1089748

    On a side note, the article you linked to says that Spears did not want to go on the pill because it would make her fat. How ironic that being preggers will make her fatter than the pill ever would have. Besides, she should have known from looking at her mom and sister that being fat is inevitable for Spears women. What a bunch of fertile Mertyles.

    This is why I only fuck girls in the ass.

    #7 | Comment by Craptacular — December 18, 2007 @ 9:38 pm

  8. You should add this one to the list. Maybe you can find the video to confirm.
    http://img419.imageshack.us/img419/3312/spearssisterskiss7xk.jpg

    Notice that bottom left panel? Britney is leaning in for a sisterly peck, but Jaime Lynn seems to have other things in mind.

    Compare that to Britney doing the same thing with Madonna.
    http://img310.imageshack.us/img310/7016/britneymadonnakiss7fl.gif

    That’s one fun sister.

    #8 | Comment by Melvin — December 18, 2007 @ 10:13 pm

  9. Casey Aldridge, 19 = oops my preppy bluetooth laptop got hacked = sextape scandal!

    #9 | Comment by Darkstar — December 18, 2007 @ 10:18 pm

  10. PROS: Underage Spears girl + unwed pregnancy = bottomless comedy gold mine; Ahoy captain, 18 year old old MILF-y goodness and milk filled pregnant jugs on the horizon!

    CONS: Fuckin’ Satan Spawn will probably rob me of my Social Security cheque and car jack my ass at gun point in 20 years’ time.

    #10 | Comment by Smiley — December 18, 2007 @ 10:30 pm

  11. Man I’m so proud of him. But that’s not pedo territory at all, that’s just smart decision-making.

    #11 | Comment by Kewtr — December 18, 2007 @ 10:30 pm

  12. i havent felt like leaving a comment for this site until now. wow.

    #12 | Comment by Xan — December 18, 2007 @ 10:38 pm

  13. #11 – True, coz when that dude turns 40 , NOTHING quite says bonding (with your 21 year son) like cooking up that special batch of Fathers Day crystal meth in that one room downtown apartment.

    I’m getting choked up thinkin’ about that right now…

    #13 | Comment by Smiley — December 18, 2007 @ 10:55 pm

  14. Dammit. Banging and knocking up Britney was supposed to be my claim to fame, riches and a sweet recording contract.

    Banging her hot little sister was plan B.

    Oh well, there’s always Julianna Rose Mauriello.

    Dammit!!

    #14 | Comment by Casey — December 18, 2007 @ 11:19 pm

  15. Fools she not actually pregnant

    #15 | Comment by Tom Foolery — December 18, 2007 @ 11:25 pm

  16. Gaw-Dammit! Ah was hopin’ ta git that there punanny afore it got all stretchified & wore out like her sister’s. Oh well. Mah onla hope now issen if she has a little girl so’s Ah kin git her as soon as she pops outta that Easybake oven twixt her Momma’s sticks. *Hoooork!… p-tooie!* A-yup… that’s what ah gotta do, sure ‘nuf.

    #16 | Comment by chode — December 18, 2007 @ 11:37 pm

  17. So when can we expect young Mr. Aldridge to be plucked from anonymity and charged with statutory rape, then sentenced to rehab as a participant in yet another quasi-celebrity humiliation reality show?

    #17 | Comment by Thorne — December 19, 2007 @ 12:19 am

  18. i put 5 dollars down she actual is pregnant

    #18 | Comment by cornic — December 19, 2007 @ 12:50 am

  19. ^^^
    it’s confirmed. yahoo’s running it on their frontpage.

    #19 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 19, 2007 @ 1:00 am

  20. I had that game…

    #20 | Comment by Hobsy — December 19, 2007 @ 2:24 am

  21. Well fuck. I just lost a bet. I thought with all the dumb shit her sister has done she’d make it longer before this, learning from the mistakes.

    I called her meltdown around 25, while my friend called 16.

    I’m out 50 bucks 🙁

    #21 | Comment by ZekeDMS — December 19, 2007 @ 2:43 am

  22. I’m surprised K-Fed’s not the father.

    “‘It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected,’ she said. ‘I was in complete and total shock and so was he.'”

    Having sex can get you knocked up? Who knew?

    #22 | Comment by Milhouse — December 19, 2007 @ 2:43 am

  23. Letting her horny 19 douchbag bf knock her was a dump decision, keeping that bastard child was even dumper and retarded decision.

    #23 | Comment by terrysky — December 19, 2007 @ 3:01 am

  24. Abortion, table for 2, actually make that one.

    #24 | Comment by Jack — December 19, 2007 @ 3:03 am

  25. Hey, atleast she has her sister for advice. Like how to drive with a baby on your lap. When and when not to smoke with your kid in the room. And the also important make sure you give your kid a brother within the first year they are born.

    She can also teach her how, despite him being a useless loser, to lose your baby to the baby-daddy. Thats a good way to unload all that hard mother work.

    #25 | Comment by Evil Monkey — December 19, 2007 @ 4:07 am

  26. #20 i had that game too! i think i remember beating it once. the last level was on a beach or something. that game was hard!

    #26 | Comment by Justin — December 19, 2007 @ 4:21 am

  27. I feel bad for some of you guys. The legal age in Michigan is 16. I win. Also Jamie Lynn Spears is a whore i knew it from the beginning. She was to hot not to end up like here sister.

    #27 | Comment by KtWTupac — December 19, 2007 @ 6:52 am

  28. “Getting pregnant at 16 is kinda stupid… but it happens… A LOT… If she didn’t know who the father was, that would be stupid… Keeping it is pretty fucking stupid, too. The pregnancy part, though, is not really that stupid. It’s just that she’s famous, and so everyone’s making a bid deal. Here’s to hoping (for her sake) she miscarriages, and the baby is saved (dead is better than raised in the Spears family at this point). I know plenty of people who’ve been in this situation though, it doesn’t make someone a bad person, or even a whore/slut… I think she should stop backing down like a little bitch and stand behind her decision to fuck before marriage. She made it, and damned if it didn’t bite her in the ass, but I bet she enjoyed the fucking ride.”

    #28 | Comment by Ryu — December 19, 2007 @ 7:52 am

  29. holy crap. i’ll bet that was fun, ya know…droppin loads into her and all.

    #29 | Comment by tehpunk — December 19, 2007 @ 8:40 am

  30. I had hope that she wouldn’t turn out like her sister, that she would learn from her skanky sister’s mistakes. Not high hopes, because I knew she wouldn’t. She’s kind of skinny, but has the double chin.

    #30 | Comment by thefilthelement — December 19, 2007 @ 12:11 pm

  31. that pic of her on perez is actually pretty hot.

    the one with the white top and pants being filled by hot baby fat whilst expressing the, “i need dick” look. this link:

    http://perezhilton.com/?p=10792

    i would hit that.

    #31 | Comment by tehpunk — December 19, 2007 @ 12:20 pm

  32. Yep great parenting skills once again, Lynne. Remind me to never have you look after my kids.

    Britneys fat little sister was supposed to have met this douchebag at church or some shit like that? Typical hypocritical american christian faggot republicans.

    Have any of you ever watched that lame Nick show that she’s on? OMG there are at least 4 other girls on it that are 100 times more hittable than this little heap of white trash. A couple of you blind motherfuckers need to get out more…

    #32 | Comment by JRC — December 19, 2007 @ 5:00 pm

  33. Yeah you tell them John.

    #33 | Comment by TheDisc — December 19, 2007 @ 7:26 pm

  34. So she’s preggers

    Although its a bit soon for a girl that was building a pretty good career.

    Oh well …..any 16 year old is a better mother then Britney lol , at least her little sis is more mature 😉

    #34 | Comment by jon — December 19, 2007 @ 7:51 pm

  35. Have to agree with you there, 34. She is 100 times more mature than her fugly older sister. She’ll actually take care of the kid I assume.

    I’d have to correct your quote though… any 16 6 year old is a better mother then Britney lol , at least her little sis is more mature 😉

    #35 | Comment by JRC — December 19, 2007 @ 7:54 pm

  36. I’ll bet it’s gonna be a boy and his name will be one of these,divided into its separate category:

    CHEWING TABACCO: Skoal, Winter(as in wintergreen Skoal), Leaf, Redman, Grizz, Chaw.

    FIREARMS: SmiffnWesson, Luger, Remington, Howitzer, Bullit, Derringer, Colt, Buckshot, Gatling, Shooter.

    CITIES or CONTINENTS(Where they possibly banged for the first time & the little fucker was conceived): London, Brooklyn, Memphis, Vegas, Europe(cuz it’s a real pretty country, y’all), Texas, Dallas.

    AMERICAN MADE CARS or ENGINE PARTS: Chevy, V8, Fury, Hemi, Charger, General Lee, Rebel, Torino, Cobra.

    WESTERN OUTLAWS or LAWMEN or whatever: Butch, Kid, Sundance, Wyatt, Doc, Jessie, Dalton, Apache, Spurs, Wyoming.

    FUTURE BANK ROBBER, METH ADDICT or REPO MAN: Jesse, Keith, Tyler, Dylan, Cheyenne, Vince, Rocco, Cody, Bud, Buck, Jazon(with a Z), Skeeter, Bubba, Stone.

    JUST PLAIN SAD: Starbuck, Lynrd, Skynrd, Jagger, Hatchett(as in Molly Hatchett), Legend, Pantera, Rattler.

    If it’s a girl, then it’s anything that ends with an”i” or 2 “e”‘s: Brandie, Candee, Candi… oh, and Amber. So, any stripper name will do.

    #36 | Comment by Smiley — December 19, 2007 @ 9:09 pm

  37. Awesome work Smiley. You saved the happy parents-to-be some work. HOWEVER, you might want to make a post-on-tape audio version since I doubt either one of these jackasses “know their words.”

    #37 | Comment by El Payo — December 20, 2007 @ 12:13 am

  38. #37 – Thanks, I’ll send them a set of 3-D Animals ‘n’ Alphabets cards. They can learn with along side the little tyke – when he turns 12.

    #38 | Comment by Smiley — December 20, 2007 @ 1:16 am

  39. at least i know the yungun’s not mine – I stopped poppin’ her after she turnded fiveteens, y’all

    #39 | Comment by biff — December 20, 2007 @ 1:29 am

  40. once a redneck always a redneck

    #40 | Comment by duffmuff — December 20, 2007 @ 8:22 am

  41. What the hell is this “surprise pregnancy” that all the sites are talking about? Didn’t anybody tell this bonehead that letting some dude fuck you can get you pregnant? Shit man!

    #41 | Comment by Darkstar — December 20, 2007 @ 8:43 am

  42. Darkstar, look at her inbred family, and where they’re from. Do you really think that they’re intelligent enough to teach her that? But that’s even expecting her to comprehend anything that they tell her.

    #42 | Comment by JRC — December 20, 2007 @ 8:46 am

  43. mmmhhmmm i think we oughts ta whack that feller who knocked her up in da head wit a lawnmower blade

    #43 | Comment by sling blade — December 21, 2007 @ 5:36 am

  44. holy pregnant trailer trash batman ………….man……..i mean wtf……..whoa……….this is like huge i mean the conspiracy has begun…….its over man its all over ur pussy that is jamie lynn spears im gonna try to steal the after birth and sell it on e-bay

    #44 | Comment by the cumbucket from hell named chuck norris — December 21, 2007 @ 5:39 am

  45. Damn I’m jealous…why wasn’t I “gettin any” at that age(16)?? 🙁

    (I mean that in jest of course)

    Oh wait I forgot…the reason I wasn’t getting any was because I hadn’t yet bought my implants back then. 🙁 Blah.

    #45 | Comment by Becca — December 22, 2007 @ 1:53 pm

  46. ^^^

    pics or it didn’t happen

    #46 | Comment by Mike — December 22, 2007 @ 8:02 pm

  47. Proving once again that just because you have fame and money, doesn’t mean you’re not still White Trash.

    #47 | Comment by oofoo — December 25, 2007 @ 4:26 pm

  48. amen to that no 47.. Britney’s on what child no.2? and hubby no.. err is it 2 or 3? how’s that supposed to be a good role model for Jamie-Lynn? no wonder kid sister’s got knocked up.. stupid whore can’t even learn from her big sis’s cock-ups… honestly.

    I blame the parents. 🙂

    #48 | Comment by Garth2k — December 26, 2007 @ 8:35 pm

  49. Trailer trash…! Skank!

    #49 | Comment by Pete — December 27, 2007 @ 7:29 pm

  50. 49 – agreed

    +1

    #50 | Comment by JRC — January 1, 2008 @ 11:05 pm

  51. She could have been so hot 🙁 🙁 🙁

    #51 | Comment by Drowned — November 27, 2008 @ 3:33 am

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