I would just like to say, categorically, that I LOVE Japan. Any country the produces such a massive amount of “what the FUCK?” moments has to be an excellent place, imo. 😀
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by EmJee — December 20, 2007 @
6:11 am
This is like teaching your little brother to say “fuck” as his first word. The people who made this instructional video should be applauded for their blatant mockery of their customer base.
#9 |
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by Jonstafa — December 20, 2007 @
7:50 am
I was waiting for one of those girls to drop their guts…
#10 |
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by Tanaka — December 20, 2007 @
9:11 am
#32 |
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by tehpunk — December 22, 2007 @
6:56 am
What the fuck?
#33 |
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by pirho — December 22, 2007 @
8:36 am
I’m guessing the show already existed in that form, and it seemed a lot more rational and benign when the phrase was something like “which way to the subway?”
lol wut
3 girls no cup?
first!
#1 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 20, 2007 @ 3:29 am
Your largest western penis has perforated my cervix. Can you please give me a cup?
#2 | Comment by Smiley — December 20, 2007 @ 3:50 am
http://www.2girls1finger.com
that should settle your hunger
#3 | Comment by Boo — December 20, 2007 @ 3:51 am
loved it
#4 | Comment by Kewtr — December 20, 2007 @ 4:02 am
Too many times in the pooper will cause that.
#5 | Comment by dex — December 20, 2007 @ 5:08 am
😐
#6 | Comment by Mike — December 20, 2007 @ 5:26 am
this is old news.
#7 | Comment by Xan — December 20, 2007 @ 5:51 am
I would just like to say, categorically, that I LOVE Japan. Any country the produces such a massive amount of “what the FUCK?” moments has to be an excellent place, imo. 😀
#8 | Comment by EmJee — December 20, 2007 @ 6:11 am
This is like teaching your little brother to say “fuck” as his first word. The people who made this instructional video should be applauded for their blatant mockery of their customer base.
#9 | Comment by Jonstafa — December 20, 2007 @ 7:50 am
I was waiting for one of those girls to drop their guts…
#10 | Comment by Tanaka — December 20, 2007 @ 9:11 am
Needs some Chabert.
#11 | Comment by Guy Perkins — December 20, 2007 @ 9:43 am
#8: I live there. It’s like Christmas everyday.
#12 | Comment by TGM — December 20, 2007 @ 10:51 am
I’m not even gonna play this one…..
#13 | Comment by psyper — December 20, 2007 @ 10:59 am
yellow people are weird.
#14 | Comment by tehpunk — December 20, 2007 @ 11:03 am
LAWLS
#15 | Comment by Lawls — December 20, 2007 @ 11:12 am
say what?!
#16 | Comment by Qwooly — December 20, 2007 @ 1:11 pm
lol @ 10
I too felt sure that I wouldn’t get through the whole vid without it cutting to close-up defecation.
#17 | Comment by matt — December 20, 2007 @ 1:12 pm
Oh yah thank God they taught me that sentence, or else I wouldn’t know how to describe how I feel after watching that!
Betcha the white dude still wants to bang her up the chute even after she told him that.
#18 | Comment by Kelvin — December 20, 2007 @ 1:23 pm
wow. that’s brilliant.
and also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5hyNh1Pglc&eurl=http://dontlinkthis.net/
“Spare me my life!”
#19 | Comment by sparkky — December 20, 2007 @ 1:52 pm
Huhu!
I’ve lived in Japan for 6 months, and you actually see some of those magnificent language lessons on TV.
#20 | Comment by carantmal — December 20, 2007 @ 3:06 pm
OLD!
#21 | Comment by Phife — December 20, 2007 @ 5:22 pm
Better than hooked on Phonics!
#22 | Comment by Darkstar — December 20, 2007 @ 6:15 pm
They could just as easily have been chanting:
I have a feeling Justin’s out of ideas.
I have a feeling Justin’s out of ideas.
I have a feeling Justin’s out of ideas.
I have a feeling Justin’s out of ideas.
I have a feeling Justin’s out of ideas.
I have a feeling Justin’s out of ideas.
I have a feeling Justin’s out of ideas.
I have a feeling Justin’s out of ideas.
#23 | Comment by Bender — December 20, 2007 @ 7:21 pm
Justin is out of ideas. Enough shit and more ass!
#24 | Comment by Fry — December 20, 2007 @ 8:19 pm
Justin’s not out of ideas. Justin’s a fecalphiliac.
Justin is your friend.
#25 | Comment by Smiley — December 20, 2007 @ 8:22 pm
it’s Jojo’s birthday. where’s the love Justin?
#26 | Comment by rootbeer — December 20, 2007 @ 11:48 pm
Well hey, now you’ll never have to worry about a Japanese person shitting all over your stuff because they can tell you they have the runs. *LOL*
#27 | Comment by Tony — December 21, 2007 @ 12:04 am
26 – Did someone say JoJo?
http://photo2.zdesfotok.net/Jojo/
Twenty pages of JoJo goodness. 🙂
27 – I guess that seemed funny as you were typing it, huh?
#28 | Comment by JRC — December 21, 2007 @ 12:36 am
LOL…”I have a bad case of diarrhea”…sounds like they took a “How To Chuck a Sickie In English!” lesson!
#29 | Comment by Viper — December 21, 2007 @ 5:49 am
Who’s making burritos?
#30 | Comment by Jack T. Ripper — December 21, 2007 @ 5:50 am
#11 – I agree Chabert poops only rainbow sherbert with sprinkles and whipped cream.
#31 | Comment by doppletwo — December 21, 2007 @ 11:36 am
chabert poo tastes like cherries.
#32 | Comment by tehpunk — December 22, 2007 @ 6:56 am
What the fuck?
#33 | Comment by pirho — December 22, 2007 @ 8:36 am
I’m guessing the show already existed in that form, and it seemed a lot more rational and benign when the phrase was something like “which way to the subway?”
#34 | Comment by Justin L — December 23, 2007 @ 1:40 pm
Cute girls. I remember seeing these girls in other videos somewhere (here maybe?). They were saying lines like they had been mugged or something.
#35 | Comment by JRC — January 1, 2008 @ 11:21 pm
Here’s a song about diarrhea:
Alophen Baby,
by Teddy and the Frat Girls
Some people like ass.
Some people like tit.
But nothing gets me going,
Like liquid shit.
My shit floats.
It floats right to the top.
I wanna shit my life away.
I never wanna stop.
(Chorus)
‘Cuz’ I’m an
Alophen Baby
My heart’s a toilet brush
I’m an,
Alophen baby
I can’t wait until I flush.
You think I’m kidding?
Well I’m no phoney.
I like what’s in my ass
to ooze out bolonga.
Doesn’t matter what I eat.
I’m not that picky.
Just as long as when I shit.
It’s gooey, soft and icky.
(Chorus)
My family’s worried.
They have suspicions.
And I guess they should
I just shit out my intestines.
But I can’t stop, Uh-Uhh!
There’s just no way.
Especially when I’m going through
Four bottles a day.
(Chorus)
I never wanna move
from my toilet bowl.
I just wanna shit
And keep my ass in the hole.
But when I shit,
I have to be alone.
I dip my fingers in my poop
And I use it as colonge.
(Chorus 5x)
#36 | Comment by NotTellingJustYet — January 24, 2008 @ 1:14 am