26 thoughts on “BRITNEY SPEARS

  1. First!

    Some trainwrecks never change

    #1 | Comment by Batman — February 27, 2008 @ 7:41 am

  2. It’s so sad that she didn’t so this wild crap when she was in her “hit me baby one more time” teeny-bopper stage.

    Fail.

    #2 | Comment by dex — February 27, 2008 @ 7:44 am

  3. old.

    #3 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 27, 2008 @ 8:12 am

  4. new

    #4 | Comment by Justin — February 27, 2008 @ 8:19 am

  5. fap?

    #5 | Comment by vanik — February 27, 2008 @ 8:21 am

  6. nap

    #6 | Comment by Justin — February 27, 2008 @ 8:22 am

  7. zzz

    #7 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 27, 2008 @ 8:50 am

  8. I’d smack it, flip it, rub it down ……..oh no, not without a condom. 🙂

    #8 | Comment by Ra — February 27, 2008 @ 8:58 am

  9. as disgusting as I find her now, I’d still have to slam it in her ass, Just because of who she is!

    #9 | Comment by MacDaddy — February 27, 2008 @ 10:52 am

  10. Why doesn’t she put underwear on?

    I don’t get it. It’s so fucking stupid. She’s clearly doing in deliberately now to maintain the stale glut of tabloid attention that helps keep her bank manager happy.

    She must have the mental capacity of a 13-year-old emo. If I visited her and said “Listen, you rancid cum bucket, nobody wants to see that charred gravel pit of a pussy anymore”, she would defiantly hold back tears and retort “Well, I don’t see anyone pointing cameras at you, you… Jew!”

    Sometimes, I really wish she could die already.

    #10 | Comment by matt — February 27, 2008 @ 11:23 am

  11. Eventually, she’ll realize that nobody cares anymore. Unfortunately, the press corp is just as idiotic as she is, so they keep snapping her picture, thinking people still care. We don’t.

    Now, we only care about super slow motion movies of liquids exploding over women’s bodies, and I think that represents a huge leap forward for all of mankind.

    #11 | Comment by Bender — February 27, 2008 @ 11:58 am

  12. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

    #12 | Comment by Name — February 27, 2008 @ 12:48 pm

  13. there’s someone who really needs Clitter to hit the market as soon as possible.

    #13 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 27, 2008 @ 2:36 pm

  14. At least she shaves…

    #14 | Comment by UpInSmoke420 — February 27, 2008 @ 3:29 pm

  15. ^^^

    Why are some people repelled by the merest trace of pubic hair? I think a little is way better than none. Too many guys in America have a sort of fucked up neotenic complex.

    Between Lohan and Britney I’ve seen enough ossified bald slits to last me a lifetime. Railway tunnels can be better looking than that.

    And when the pictures of Hudgens were leaked, and she looked so hot that the Pope popped a boner, half of the fuckwits on here couldn’t get past the hair? Wtf? Got much lately?

    #15 | Comment by matt — February 27, 2008 @ 4:58 pm

  16. If there’s anything the world doesn’t need right now it’s more of Brit’s vag.

    #16 | Comment by BongoCLown — February 27, 2008 @ 9:29 pm

  17. #15: It is neither neotenic nor pedophilic. It is the mere fact that hair retains excretions and odors. And it gets stuck in my teeth. Dont read too much into it just because you like it.

    #17 | Comment by Gage — February 27, 2008 @ 9:36 pm

  18. Agreed with # 10… Why cant someone just randomly shank her and end her pathetic life? She is yesterdays news… Along with Lohan, and all the other failures…

    Personally, once she hit 20, it went downhill… I used to find her attractive, back in Jr, like 7 yrs ago.

    and what is up with her making the attempts to cover her clam??? If she isnt going to wear underwear, why not just get out like men do… open wide… atleast give the razzi the efforts worth…

    #8….. truthful… No telling what she has got… Gotta wrap it up…

    #18 | Comment by Twirp — February 27, 2008 @ 10:53 pm

  19. britney IQ < 10

    #19 | Comment by lawl — February 27, 2008 @ 10:59 pm

  20. Her IQ isn’t the reason everyone wanted to fuck her back in the day.

    #20 | Comment by Batman — February 28, 2008 @ 12:04 am

  21. Get the fuck outta here, #15 – you’re all after a little prepubescent pooch. I’d sooner flag Brintey’s pallid piss-flaps as a lethal greenhouse gas emitter than take my face within two nautical miles of it.

    #21 | Comment by matt — February 29, 2008 @ 7:37 pm

  22. ^^^

    Are you arguing with yourself?

    #22 | Comment by Gage — February 29, 2008 @ 8:03 pm

  23. ^^^

    Were you sat at your computer waiting for my response? Still sitting?

    #23 | Comment by matt — March 1, 2008 @ 11:12 am

  24. Uh…. yes. I sit at my computer waiting all day for you. I hang on your every word. If “sitting at my computer all day” means that I haven’t been on it in 19 hours, then yes, you are correct. Douche.

    #24 | Comment by Gage — March 1, 2008 @ 6:01 pm

  25. ^^^

    Didn’t see this till now, but, yeah, you’re definitely a tool.

    Coming backatcha 6 months later, mothafucka!

    #25 | Comment by cobalt (that is, matt) — September 6, 2008 @ 9:51 am

  26. Better to be a has been like britney than a neverwas and neverwillbe like some of you assholes…Britney will always be a hot piece

    #26 | Comment by kevin L — December 19, 2008 @ 2:49 pm

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