36 thoughts on “EVA MENDES

  1. first!

    #1 | Comment by Pantygnome — August 6, 2008 @ 7:45 am

  2. fuck you Pantygnome.

    #2 | Comment by Nigelbrown — August 6, 2008 @ 8:07 am

  3. MMMMM

    #3 | Comment by The Knoc — August 6, 2008 @ 8:23 am

  4. For those who are too lazy to go through the whole vid for a sec seconds of nip, can you just post pictures?

    #4 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — August 6, 2008 @ 8:25 am

  5. Just watched it, I like the way they jiggles a bit when she lifted them up….eh, I want my 30 secs back.

    #5 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — August 6, 2008 @ 8:26 am

  6. didn’t we see her nips before? Not that I mind seeing them again, but yeah, could have just showed the still-shot!

    #6 | Comment by MacDaddy — August 6, 2008 @ 9:18 am

  7. She’s hot…but not….so many other hotties to choose from…

    #7 | Comment by TheMan — August 6, 2008 @ 9:59 am

  8. she lost her appeal after the whole drug rehab thing.

    #8 | Comment by Xan — August 6, 2008 @ 11:52 am

  9. it’s a good thing the american kids were not corrupted with this horrible porn. one janet is enough.
    disgusting.

    (falls down on knees and praises the lord i live in the netherlands)

    #9 | Comment by Anonamemouse — August 6, 2008 @ 12:24 pm

  10. If we were in Africa now, she’d almost be old enough to be my mother.

    #10 | Comment by cobalt — August 6, 2008 @ 12:31 pm

  11. “Is that a nipple?”

    “No, it’s a shadow”

    “No, it’s a nipple”

    “how do you know?”

    “Cause I’m drooling”

    /Boomeranged

    #11 | Comment by hedge — August 6, 2008 @ 12:38 pm

  12. lol That is seriously banned? Where? Saudi-Arabia?

    #12 | Comment by Franc — August 6, 2008 @ 1:18 pm

  13. america lol

    #13 | Comment by Justin — August 6, 2008 @ 1:25 pm

  14. I love it how you can show people getting cut in pieces but not the slightest breeze of boobs. lol

    #14 | Comment by Franc — August 6, 2008 @ 1:44 pm

  15. #11 yes thats me.

    #15 | Comment by Eva Mendes’ left nipple — August 6, 2008 @ 3:26 pm

  16. Eva Mendes = ew.

    Just not interested.

    #16 | Comment by exelis — August 6, 2008 @ 3:35 pm

  17. she so manly in the face but otherwise really hot

    #17 | Comment by lawl — August 6, 2008 @ 4:58 pm

  18. The nipple’s nice and all, but overall: Meh.

    #18 | Comment by Tony — August 6, 2008 @ 5:20 pm

  19. America is the stupid. Can’t TV people see this is the answer to everything? We wouldn’t fast forward through ads if they had boobs in them.

    Ad men get viewers, TV channels get more money, I see boobs.

    Win. Win. And Win.

    And Eva Mendes despite having a slight moon face has a body of win and nipples I would very much like to touch.

    And that perfume stuff is probably alright as well but I don’t remember what it was called.

    #19 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 6, 2008 @ 8:19 pm

  20. *yawn* Who gives a shit? vid is waste of time
    look at your own nipples
    same shit

    #20 | Comment by Kirsten Bell — August 6, 2008 @ 10:12 pm

  21. Was that supposed to be hot?

    #21 | Comment by Pokeher — August 6, 2008 @ 10:23 pm

  22. Needs more ass, but hot. She’s great.

    #22 | Comment by Kewtr — August 6, 2008 @ 11:21 pm

  23. “One, great-big, resounding… MEH!”

    #23 | Comment by Ryu — August 6, 2008 @ 11:25 pm

  24. Wow! Surprised by the number of people who don’t think Eva Mendes is smoking hot. Well, I do and I was definetly happy with even those mere seconds of nipples.

    Between my Fingers and my Palm..lies my Penis. A new fragrance for Eva to spray on her self.

    #24 | Comment by Evil Monkey — August 7, 2008 @ 2:55 am

  25. #20 – “look at your own nipples same shit”. The male nipple is NO replacement for hot puffy chick nipples. I have seen chicks with male-like nipples (ie, Lohan), and they are very dissapointing and un-hot.

    But then again, Kristen Bell, you would say something like that. Your chest is about the same as a males.

    #25 | Comment by Evil Monkey — August 7, 2008 @ 2:58 am

  26. Evil Monkey, enjoy yourself. The rest of us will be moving on to better (much better) things…. Well, except maybe Justin. Maybe you can beat him off. (pun intended).

    #26 | Comment by exelis — August 7, 2008 @ 3:23 am

  27. I agree with everything Evil Monkey says, until he says something that I disagree with.

    #27 | Comment by cobalt — August 7, 2008 @ 7:02 am

  28. http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/emma-watson/emma-watson-bikini-pictures-003876

    Emma Watson holiday bikini picture off some guys Facebook.

    #28 | Comment by The Chizzler — August 7, 2008 @ 10:15 am

  29. Eva Mendes looks great in this clip, and I never thought I’d say that.

    I think it’s hilarious how some people look at the images posted on this site and make assessments regarding what type of person they imagine these women to be.

    Take #8, for example, who claims that Eva “lost her appeal” after rehab. What does that mean? You won’t jack off to a woman who can’t handle coke? If that’s true, you must really hate Kate Moss. Or, if it’s just that you won’t date a rehabbed woman, let me tell you something: You’ll never date Eva Mendes. Just focus on the nipple!

    Obviously, we are all free to have whatever opinions we want, but some people take this stuff way too personally. As for myself, I’m just here for the naked chicks, no matter what kind of personal life they may have or what drugs may be coursing through their veins.

    More Chabert!

    #29 | Comment by The Most Interesting Man in the World — August 7, 2008 @ 3:37 pm

  30. Emma Watson looks like a boy

    #30 | Comment by Bad Ass Motherfucker — August 7, 2008 @ 7:34 pm

  31. Yeah, Emma Watson looks like a boy. With boobs and shapely legs. And nice bone structure in her face. And a perky ass. And pretty hair.

    #31 | Comment by bushy — August 7, 2008 @ 9:10 pm

  32. emma watson looks like an unreasonable loony old athie-fag.

    #32 | Comment by svdf — August 7, 2008 @ 10:18 pm

  33. what? no pancake nips?

    #33 | Comment by OhMyDog — August 8, 2008 @ 1:45 am

  34. #29: TLDR

    Y’all seen the Lily Allen nipslip boobslip photos yet? Cute! 😛

    #34 | Comment by cobalt — August 8, 2008 @ 7:54 am

  35. #34 – What kind of guy calls a boob “cute”?
    “Ooh, Lily, your boob looks cute!”

    Fact: You’re a dork.

    #35 | Comment by vandelay — August 8, 2008 @ 2:50 pm

  36. What kind of person still uses the word ‘dork’?

    Answer: Dustin Diamond.

    QED motherfucka’.

    #36 | Comment by cobalt — August 8, 2008 @ 7:23 pm

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