67 thoughts on “JESSICA ALBA”

  1. FIRST!…and damn…shave that thing! Doesn’t she have enough money for laser hair removal? Seriously?

    #1 | Comment by phil_m_fun — October 6, 2008 @ 9:36 am

  2. ^
    you’re… complaining?

    #2 | Comment by tool — October 6, 2008 @ 9:54 am

  3. So she had a c-section prior to 2002? Where’s the kid?

    #3 | Comment by GreyHound67 — October 6, 2008 @ 9:55 am

  4. I suspect Photoshoppery, sadly.

    #4 | Comment by tool — October 6, 2008 @ 9:55 am

  5. here’s another view

    #5 | Comment by Justin — October 6, 2008 @ 10:02 am

  6. O_O

    #6 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 6, 2008 @ 10:06 am

  7. Landing strip, I’m thinking.

    #7 | Comment by The Deadly Superman — October 6, 2008 @ 10:07 am

  8. so there is a carpet..

    #8 | Comment by padda — October 6, 2008 @ 10:14 am

  9. That’s totally hot.

    Who the fuck dug up this from six years ago? A++ for the detective work.

    #9 | Comment by cobalt — October 6, 2008 @ 10:35 am

  10. Was thinking the same thing #9, that’s dedication. For not huge rewards either 🙂

    #10 | Comment by Kewtr — October 6, 2008 @ 10:58 am

  11. Haha… Who cares… There could be the equivalent of carrot top’s hair down there and i’d still hit it. and so would any of you Alba haters if given the chance.

    #11 | Comment by Marty McFly — October 6, 2008 @ 11:02 am

  12. #3, try appendectomy.

    She was looking rather nice back then, I have to admit.

    #12 | Comment by exelis — October 6, 2008 @ 2:01 pm

  13. Toddlerface. But, yes.

    #13 | Comment by Earl Brutus — October 6, 2008 @ 3:16 pm

  14. 2 mini hairs for the win

    millions of guys are going to jerk it to this

    #14 | Comment by lsfdkj — October 6, 2008 @ 4:08 pm

  15. amazing – thanks for sharing

    #15 | Comment by Taco — October 6, 2008 @ 4:16 pm

  16. Is a shrunken zombiebelly attractive?
    My goldfish looked the same after giving
    birth. 3 days later it was dead

    #16 | Comment by walker4409 — October 6, 2008 @ 4:22 pm

  17. looks fake to me but whatever floats your boat, i guess

    #17 | Comment by vhw — October 6, 2008 @ 4:50 pm

  18. Ew. Organic censorship is wrong.

    #18 | Comment by dex — October 6, 2008 @ 4:53 pm

  19. I would much rather see 2002’s Jessica Alba’s pubes poking out from around the sides of my tongue. I hate that stupid beeeyatch for being so hot.

    #19 | Comment by R Kelly's 13 Year Old Friend — October 6, 2008 @ 7:03 pm

  20. Got anything from the “Flipper” years?

    #20 | Comment by professor snip — October 6, 2008 @ 7:32 pm

  21. GO GO DARK ANGLE

    woooooo

    this picture is hot, because she is hot… i prefer landing strips myself…

    #21 | Comment by Coolstream — October 6, 2008 @ 7:35 pm

  22. Wait, I don’t see it in #5. Photoshop 2008 >> Photoshop 2002. Non-legit.

    #22 | Comment by Metacarpal — October 6, 2008 @ 8:42 pm

  23. the second pic is slightly lower res but if you look closely, you can still see the pubes.

    can somebody find a better pic?

    #23 | Comment by Justin — October 6, 2008 @ 8:53 pm

  24. 1

    2

    3

    4

    5

    I found those online, I might have more from this event on one of my harddrives somewhere.

    #24 | Comment by Nobody — October 6, 2008 @ 9:54 pm

  25. pubes: confirmed

    #25 | Comment by Justin — October 6, 2008 @ 10:02 pm

  26. mmmmmm…. pubes…. ohhhhhooohohohohohoh

    #26 | Comment by pirho — October 6, 2008 @ 10:23 pm

  27. #25 wants to eat chili with Alba’s pubes in it.

    #27 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 6, 2008 @ 10:30 pm

  28. NO U

    #28 | Comment by Justin — October 6, 2008 @ 11:04 pm

  29. boring, post some AnnaSophia Robb already.

    #29 | Comment by zomg — October 6, 2008 @ 11:11 pm

  30. Pubes.

    Really didn’t know what else to say.

    #30 | Comment by Evil Monkey — October 6, 2008 @ 11:56 pm

  31. ^^^
    that’ll do pig…that’ll do.

    #31 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 7, 2008 @ 12:01 am

  32. Jessica Alba’s Pubes in Hi-Res. That’s why I keep coming here 😀

    #32 | Comment by darkstar — October 7, 2008 @ 2:51 am

  33. #24 – Thank you for those photos! Never found her all that attractive but the thought of her showing up at a kids awards show braless & without panties just about makes wanna lose my mind!!

    I don’t think it’s a landing strip – I think it’s a full bush. I’ll bet the hair’s all the way up her taint, around and inside the asshole and all around the pelvic area.

    But then reality sets in when I recall Derek Jeter had given her the Herpes. Yeah, it’s gotta be an un-trimmed bush. To cover up all those herpes sores. So now I’m back to beating off to regular porn. Trollop.

    #33 | Comment by Smiley — October 7, 2008 @ 4:49 am

  34. you fucking dudes with your photoshop calling.

    photohopped!!

    ITS FAKE!

    i even seen someone say a mobile phone picture was shopped.. fucking tools.

    #34 | Comment by Whoopa — October 7, 2008 @ 8:48 am

  35. I’m unconvinced. It almost looks like thread from her jeans in some of those.

    #35 | Comment by alberach — October 7, 2008 @ 10:13 am

  36. Yeah, if her jeans are made of pubic hair you could be right.

    #36 | Comment by Franc — October 7, 2008 @ 10:49 am

  37. Sooo…nobody is with me on the loving it smooth? jeesh…you Europeans 😛 jkn! jkn! GAWD! But no seriously…you people like pubes? What is wrong with you…

    #37 | Comment by phil_m_fun — October 7, 2008 @ 11:25 am

  38. it’s because they hide pussy behind pubes, phil

    #38 | Comment by cudthedestroyer — October 7, 2008 @ 12:13 pm

  39. Looks photoshopped to me, but I’ll still take it.

    If these were real, they wouldn’t have taken so long to come out.

    #39 | Comment by Bosco — October 7, 2008 @ 1:00 pm

  40. I’d hit it, but have to photoshop a picture of Panettiere onto a bag to go over her face 🙁

    #40 | Comment by underneon — October 7, 2008 @ 1:10 pm

  41. Anyone seen the TMZ post on Alba? The website says:

    “An election ad featuring Jessica Alba wrapped in bondage tape was supposed to turn people on to voting. It ended up just turning a whole lotta people on. Freaky deaky style.”

    No photoshopped furries in the pic, but it’s definitely pro-bondage. 🙂

    #41 | Comment by Rasputin — October 7, 2008 @ 2:53 pm

  42. Maybe it is a very long grown asshair?

    #42 | Comment by walker4409 — October 7, 2008 @ 3:37 pm

  43. It’s from my moustache when I was with her in the limo.

    And yes, I am Burt Reynolds.

    #43 | Comment by The Pope — October 7, 2008 @ 6:21 pm

  44. Pubx is sexy.

    #44 | Comment by mister — October 7, 2008 @ 7:56 pm

  45. There’s a good set of images from that event here: http://www.imagewarehouse.co.uk/category.php?cat_id=599&person_id=42

    Can’t say that I can see the one Justin posted tho. But if you look how low her jeans are relative to her appendix scar in that photo, when compared to the others, it seems quite obvious how she would have exposed the turf.

    #45 | Comment by cobalt — October 7, 2008 @ 8:36 pm

  46. she should quit acting and sell her pubes on ebay

    #46 | Comment by lsfdkj — October 7, 2008 @ 8:51 pm

  47. “GreyHound67:
    So she had a c-section prior to 2002? Where’s the kid?”

    Your right! Where is the kid at? Is there a conspiracy afoot?

    #47 | Comment by Rob — October 7, 2008 @ 9:58 pm

  48. she probably had her appendix taken out. i have the same scar in the same spot.

    #48 | Comment by Justin — October 7, 2008 @ 10:05 pm

  49. ^^^
    zomg twinz!

    #49 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 7, 2008 @ 10:06 pm

  50. Does he mean just above his vagina and a bit to the right?

    #50 | Comment by The Pope — October 7, 2008 @ 10:39 pm

  51. Justin = Jessica Alba

    #51 | Comment by Nobody — October 7, 2008 @ 11:21 pm

  52. Justin = A more feminine Jessica Alba

    #52 | Comment by Smiley — October 8, 2008 @ 12:33 am

  53. I could deal with the endzone, as long as there were no sidelines. Aw, who am I kidding…she could be smuggling Ben Wallace in her crotch and I still go to town like lawnmower guest starring on Little House On The Prairie.

    #53 | Comment by Jap-Jay — October 8, 2008 @ 12:46 am

  54. BTW, i WISH my appendix scar looked that inconspicuous. Suture ripping open FTL.

    #54 | Comment by Jap-Jay — October 8, 2008 @ 12:51 am

  55. Hey, fix the recent comments section too.

    #55 | Comment by zomg — October 8, 2008 @ 12:51 am

  56. That’s why Justin has always hated Alba, because he IS Alba! He/she is on some freaky Tyler Durden shit (Fight Club not the shitty website).

    Oh, and pubes.

    #56 | Comment by Evil Monkey — October 8, 2008 @ 1:51 am

  57. ^^^

    Justin = Recent Dad
    Alba = Recent Mom

    Duhn Duhn Duhn!!! OMG!!! you are right!!!

    #57 | Comment by Smiley — October 8, 2008 @ 1:59 am

  58. We should have seen this before! JEESH!

    #58 | Comment by phil_m_fun — October 8, 2008 @ 9:34 am

  59. That also explains why he would be excited about her pubes despite hating Alba. As an asian man, he is just excited to prove he can grow pubes.

    #59 | Comment by Evil Monkey — October 8, 2008 @ 11:48 am

  60. I mentioned this a while ago and everyone called bullshit. Ha, vindicated.

    /fap

    #60 | Comment by d00d — October 8, 2008 @ 5:39 pm

  61. #60 – We all knew he/she has a vagina, we just didn’t know it could give birth.

    #61 | Comment by Smiley — October 8, 2008 @ 6:35 pm

  62. I wonder why Justin NEVER comments that
    hate-mail.
    Could it be that most of these comments
    are posted by himself ?
    Either that or he is a masochist

    #62 | Comment by walker4409 — October 9, 2008 @ 10:33 am

  63. What could he comment about?

    We’re saying he’s a girl.

    He is a girl. It’s not exactly like he can dispute it.

    #63 | Comment by Nobody — October 9, 2008 @ 12:32 pm

  64. #62 – Those aren’t hate mail. They’re just gentle ribbing, all done in good fun & humor.

    Everyone know he has a vagina (just ask him about his Lohan shawl, purple Mazda Miata & Titanic obsession) and I heard it’s beautiful. Like the world’s most beautiful butterfly.

    #64 | Comment by Smiley — October 10, 2008 @ 4:30 am

  65. looks like some more pubes, shaved-style:

    http://usemycomputer.com/show.html?i=/indeximages/2008/October/VanessaHudgensPhotoshoot419115.jpg

    #65 | Comment by tentman400 — October 13, 2008 @ 7:42 pm

  66. Justin’s pubes are your friend.

    #66 | Comment by JustSumDude — October 17, 2008 @ 2:17 pm

  67. I would need her to put a bag on her head but the bod was smoking but I bet now covered in stretch marks from the baby.

    #67 | Comment by basicallystupid — October 27, 2008 @ 1:35 am

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