okstorms: not updating anymore slacker boy?
psykotik2k: shush. i’m eating my dead animal.
psykotik2k: dead animal nuggets.
okstorms: mmm
ok storms: dead animal
ok storms: yum
psykotik2k: dead animal. with BBQ sauce.
ok storms: i had two double dead animal hamburgers earlier
psykotik2k: i have no more money to buy anymore dead animals =(

PROBLEM: Chicken McNuggets.

psykotik2k: go say hi to Thess
ok storms: huh?
psykotik2k: say hi to Thess
psykotik2k: like.. “Hi Thess”
ok storms: why would i say hi to her? i talked to her a few times before
psykotik2k: just say hi foo
ok storms: well what’s her name foo
psykotik2k: Teflon Parakeet
psykotik2k: actually…
psykotik2k: dont say hi
psykotik2k: say:
psykotik2k: “word 2 ur momz”
ok storms: um
psykotik2k: please?
psykotik2k: say “word 2 ur momz”
ok storms: if this has to do with you telling more people i’m your bitch i’m going to kick your ass
psykotik2k: say”word 2 ur momz” dammit!
ok storms: it does, doesn’t it?
psykotik2k: it doesn’t! just go say it!
ok storms: there
psykotik2k: did you say “word 2 ur momz”?
ok storms: yes
ok storms: exactly that
psykotik2k: excellent
ok storms: now what?
psykotik2k: we wait for the apocalypse.

Five minutes later…

psykotik2k: you didnt say it did you?
psykotik2k: big fat liar
ok storms: i swear i said it
ok storms: ass
ok storms: jeez

Word 2 ur momz.

ok storms: “came to drop bombz”
psykotik2k: what are you talking about foo?
psykotik2k: speak english
ok storms: thess said that to me
ok storms: foo
psykotik2k: you two are weird
ok storms: why am i talking to her again? is there any particular reason?
psykotik2k: because you iz my bitch. ahahaha.
ok storms: you are kidding
ok storms: right?
psykotik2k: i sayz jump. you sayz, how high homeboy?
ok storms: i say i’ll cap your ass

Five minutes later…

ok storms: har har
psykotik2k: what?
psykotik2k: wassofunnay?
ok storms: i dunno
ok storms: i don’t know what to say to her
ok storms: she intimidates me

Fig. 1: Intimidating: “behaviour or language from a person using a situation of power to disturb, embarrass or influence the actions or ideas of another person, with the consequence of harming the job, academic performance or well-being of the person targeted by this behaviour or language.”
(Definition adopted by the FMRQ on 12 December 1997).

ok storms: she says things nicer then i do
ok storms: i am poor speaking english
psykotik2k: she is very intimidating yes? (See Fig. 1)
ok storms: this is why i don’t talk to her before, she probably has enough intelligent people to talk to, for me to be wasting her time.
ok storms: why do you have me im people that i have nothing to say to, now i feel like an idiot
ok storms: thanks a lot yerk
psykotik2k: hahaha

Ten minutes later…

psykotik2k: i am going to post the most unfunniest AIM convo ever
ok storms: if this is me
ok storms: i’m going to kick your ass