This is the post where somebody will write “First comment!! I win!” in the comments section and where people like Vass and Steamer and Trammel and Scloop will have little flame wars and where people like Rory and Iris will just sit back to enjoy the show. And it’ll also be the post where Annubius will NOT be the first person to comment. And also one where John might just possibly chime in and call Trammel a pussy. Again.
dont link this
WAUGH!
What, is this some sot of contest to see who comments first?
Hm…interesting… ^_^
#1 | Comment by Infinite_pi — February 4, 2002 @ 5:47 pm
Well John’s right, trammel is a pussy…. a whining pussy, and nobody likes a whining pussy.
#2 | Comment by scloop — February 4, 2002 @ 5:52 pm
i hate stupid people. but i hate people who leave stupid comments more.
#3 | Comment by trent — February 4, 2002 @ 6:08 pm
This is scary, Justin. You’re letting the Comments sections become more interesting than your posts….
#4 | Comment by Banana — February 4, 2002 @ 7:32 pm
Scloop knows where it’s at. So does Justin. Trammel does not.
#5 | Comment by John — February 4, 2002 @ 7:34 pm
OMG it said my name in a post ….woop woop. I can die now.
#6 | Comment by vass — February 4, 2002 @ 8:17 pm
Trent has a lot of hate. I feel bad for him. He’s obviously very self-conscious and has low self-esteem. Don’t feel bad, Trent! God loves you! (If there is a God, if he loves people, if he’s capable of love, and if he’s not Satan too)
#7 | Comment by John — February 4, 2002 @ 8:26 pm
Well, better 8th than not at all. Of course, I’m the only one that m . a . t . t . e . r . s
#8 | Comment by Steamer — February 4, 2002 @ 11:12 pm
rofl 😛
#9 | Comment by fuzzy — February 5, 2002 @ 2:31 am
not only do i have a lot of hate, but i have a lot of hate for you too. don’t feel left out at all.
#10 | Comment by trent — February 5, 2002 @ 7:13 am
Hey Justin, where did Suzi go?
#11 | Comment by Where's Suzi? — February 5, 2002 @ 7:56 am
Oh. So, here I am. Again.
I really enjoy this, seeing a bunch of mindless drivel written about me while I was away from work. You know what’s even better…I’m getting paid. Yes, that’s right, getting paid, right now, to sit here on my ass and write my response to this. Ah. What would make it even better would be a Martini in hand. Yes, a Martini and a fireplace. Because, GOD FORBID, I would want to be WARM. John and scloop have caused sooo much amusement! And, ya know what? That’s all I’m doing! So who’s bitchin’?
I couldn’t give a rat’s-ass if two numbnuts call me a "pussy" on a blog section that I check out most everyday. It’s actually quite humourous. If you boys are finished, then why don’t you write something outside of your normal prowess. Have something to say, for once. The ice cream bit is funny, but outside of that…haven’t you ever found someone’s "bitching" might just be an elaborate comedic act. Hell, that’s what I find your shit written about me to be. Cheer up, there are millions and billions of names I could use in this blog section, and you would never ever know it. But, at least I’m letting you know that I’M STILL HERE!
#12 | Comment by trammel — February 5, 2002 @ 9:06 am
And, another thing…
Trent, maybe you should adopt a barn owl or something?
Where’s Suzi, I hope you find Suzi.
Steamer, I’m sorry that you came in 8th…slow-assed mutha.
Vass, isn’t fame the greatest?
Banana, you’re half-right. Isn’t that the point?
And Justin, this is fucking fun! You’re even more of a smart-ass than I am. For that, I salute you! Bravo! lol I still LOVE your site! Actually, more than ever.
It’s like Justin says, "LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!", and here we go!
P.S. I hate prowrestling.
#13 | Comment by trammel — February 5, 2002 @ 9:26 am
Is it just me, or has this BS in the comments gotten out of hand? Boys- go get a forum, or better yet, setup a time to meet on some gay-o-l chat and have at it. This is not the place.
#14 | Comment by ricochet — February 5, 2002 @ 9:32 am
See post title: "FUEL TO THE FIRE"
Funny, though.
#15 | Comment by trammel — February 5, 2002 @ 9:36 am
Christ almighty but Trammel likes to hear himself talk. I didn’t know the word "pussy" woud result in my getting such a huge lecture, otherwise I might have used a word like "whining sack of goat-licking monkey shit."
#16 | Comment by John — February 5, 2002 @ 1:00 pm
Oh, my side!
Stop.
It hurts.
Shit! Milk is going to spray from my nose, if you keep this up.
Look into VOCABULARY, John. Woops. Did I say that out loud? NO, BECAUSE THIS IS WRITING, NOT TALKING. SO, I guess I might like hearing myself TYPE.
Isn’t everyone entertained, now? I am. That’s the only reason I write. I’ve brought alittle light to your otherwise dreary day, smartypants.
#17 | Comment by trammel — February 5, 2002 @ 1:51 pm
trammel, your like music to my ears.
Iris
#18 | Comment by Iris — February 5, 2002 @ 2:27 pm
Aw. See, Iris is a sweetheart. <3
errr. umm. Or, are you being just a sarcastic as me?
#19 | Comment by trammel — February 5, 2002 @ 2:36 pm
ZING! Another one right on the money from Trammel. I love keyboard tough guys, the ones who feel like they need to be the boss of the message board. His posts are obviously the funniest and most intellectual of all. I bow to his witicisms and overall superior mind, and stand humbled in his mightly presence. Forgive me Trammel, for thou art great!
#20 | Comment by John — February 5, 2002 @ 2:45 pm
Hey, remember the time when I wrote something insulting about you and…
WAIT A SECOND! You were the one who started that. Aww. Schucks! Now, I look like the fool. Taking up the WHOLE message board and all. Damn. You set me straight, John. You certainly made me see the light. I am now a convert to John. Preach it, Brother! I must think I’m the best! That’s it. You figured me out. In only a few posts, too. You should be a "shrink". You would surely make a hell of a lot of money!
If you don’t like what I write, then don’t read it. But, you have certainly kept me entertained all day long. ha. That’s the only reason why I bother, silly.
#21 | Comment by trammel — February 5, 2002 @ 2:58 pm
*slinks away with tail between legs*…*remembers that the real world exists and this is not a part of it*…*pities Trammel that this is just time between classes for me, it’s his full day*
#22 | Comment by John — February 5, 2002 @ 3:32 pm
I’m a graphic designer, doggy-boy. I have multiple fucking things on my screen at one time. Am I not allowed some amusement from the likes of you while I wait for the paint to dry, the grass to grow, I mean, the TIFF to save!?!
*pities John as he has to go to class and this is his spare time inbetween classes*
#23 | Comment by trammel — February 5, 2002 @ 3:48 pm
trammel you are a cock
#24 | Comment by John — February 5, 2002 @ 3:59 pm
JUSTIN
I don’t like your new visitor counter. I like to be alone when "viewing" pictures of kiki.
PS
Please stop posting them. I can’t get any work done.
PPS
Who won the site of the millenia or whatever
PPPS
You never answered my question as to whether you were after Enriques cock. Bi-sexuality is understandable in todays modern age
PPPPS
Is the bird in the red top that keeps appearing on the site the one that had implants at 16?
#25 | Comment by Filbert — February 5, 2002 @ 4:08 pm
not a "pussy"?
#26 | Comment by trammel — February 5, 2002 @ 4:13 pm
u whining sacks o shit. y don’t u get ur personal groove thing down at AIM or summat. u be wastin some valuable mins of my life making me listen("read", as the second asshole pointed out to the first)to u both assholes. this site is for porn and posts by justin. and u asshole, justin, y u let trailer-trash like that on ur site.
#27 | Comment by good guy — February 5, 2002 @ 4:28 pm
I have decided that it is useless to argue with trammel. He is far superior than any other human on this earth. He is so awesome with his graphic designer job and the "multiple fucking things on [his] screen at one time." How could anyone compete with such a superior intelect, that has multiple fucking things on his screen? I know I definetly can’t, so I’ll just keep letting him bitch about the weather all day. In fact, I’ll try to enjoy it, because I know that I could never be as smart as him.
#28 | Comment by scloop — February 5, 2002 @ 4:30 pm
Point is, scloop, that I have a life and am doing other things. I’m just watching you two bitch at me and I find it amusing. If you would not read what I write, then who gives a fuck anyway? You certainly had no need to start calling names like little children. Or, maybe you did. You are right, it’s all about my superior intellect. It must really bother you to not be able to disregard what others say. Ooopsss, am I being a hypocrite? Let me go cry now.
#29 | Comment by trammel — February 5, 2002 @ 4:46 pm
Boo hoo, I’m going home. Works over.
#30 | Comment by trammel — February 5, 2002 @ 4:52 pm
yo, this is the true annubius, somebody elz is masquerading as me, It seems i have started a few new traditions, Kick Ass! Damn because I got 31st comment though.
La8r,
aKa Annubius
#31 | Comment by annubius, aka The Generator — February 5, 2002 @ 5:23 pm
comments make me sad because i have to read trammel talk. please don’t talk. you hurt my eyes with your words. please god save me.
#32 | Comment by trent — February 5, 2002 @ 5:39 pm
Yo Peeps, I got a way to bypass region encoding, so you can watch DVD’s From all around tha world. ok, btw this will only work if you have a laptop w/ a video out plug.
1. find the video out plug on ur laptop or computer
2. hook it up to ur television
3. put in ur whatever region in your DVD Tray.
4. Play the DVD using any commonly used DVD player application.
5. hit video/tv or input on ur tv.
6. Voila u can watch any DVD u wish
This is a good trick especialy if u want to watch cool dvds from another part of the world.
(e.g. Terminator 2 that is sold in region 2)
Ok La8r
P.S. Trammel and Scloop and Steamer
U are all retards and need to geta life stop being Justin wanabees by posting little comments all over, ite?
I Out,
Annubius
P.P.S 32nd comment
#33 | Comment by I am Annubius — February 5, 2002 @ 5:42 pm
filbert, yes. the "bird" in the red shirt is crystal (stal), a very smart, funny, sweet girl, with lots of interesting things to say, who got implants at 16.
and i too would like to know who won site of the year. couldn’t remember the link to the site that was holding the competition, or i would have checked.
#34 | Comment by Miss Shigatsu — February 5, 2002 @ 5:51 pm
This is a very interesting site. I only recently found it and I’m not able to follow who is who when the author is ranting or raving, but it has definitly caught my eye.
#35 | Comment by Smash — February 5, 2002 @ 7:40 pm
I CANNOT BELIEVE I JUST WASTED 7 1/2 MINUTES OF MY LIFE READING THIS ENTIRE POST!!!
Of course, I guess that’s my bad, thinking there might be something interesting in it.
Having said that, "interesting" might not be the best word to describe it, but "humorous" comes very close. Trammel, I like you. I mean, John is obviously someone who believes himself to be of superior intelligence, yet all you have to do is reply to one of his posts, and he goes off! Man, Trammel, you’ve definitely got him by the short and curlies!!!
Now that’s fucking humor, boys!!! (and girls, I think…….are there any girls in here? Besides John?)
🙂
Catch ya on the flip side!
#36 | Comment by Steamer — February 5, 2002 @ 9:30 pm
ooooohhhhhhhh……..I’m gonna burn in hell for that comment about John!!!
/me ducks
#37 | Comment by Steamer — February 5, 2002 @ 9:31 pm
Trammel, you’re absolutly right. I shouldn’t read what you write, but did it ever occur to you that I’m just having a little fun too?? Really, the jokes on all of us. I just enjoy a good battle now and then, so thanks for the help. Keep writing about the weather and how much better and smarter you are then us, because you are better and smarter. You keep writing back and saying that we should stop reading what you write, but why don’t you stop reading what we write? Maybe you like the fight too? Either way, I think you truly are the greatest person on earth. Keep up the good work!
Oh and Steamer, remember, Trammel is the one with superior intellegence.
#38 | Comment by scloop — February 5, 2002 @ 9:50 pm
Justin,
Please post again so that we can stop this… It’s getting old.
#39 | Comment by scloop — February 5, 2002 @ 9:55 pm
no honestly some people shouldn’t speak. could you imagine someone actually saying some of the words in these comments and coming off as anything other then an idiot? i think not. i don’t give a fuck who loves or hates or who is a complete jackass, but for all that’s holy read what you write out loud or in your head and ask yourself, ‘do i sound like a retard’. if so edit your statement until otherwise. sheit.
#40 | Comment by trent — February 5, 2002 @ 10:16 pm
you are so dumb!I am better than you!I am funny-haha!
#41 | Comment by me — February 5, 2002 @ 11:03 pm
you r not better than me!! I am more mature!! Raise up!! I am king of my cubicle!
#42 | Comment by you — February 5, 2002 @ 11:04 pm
I can’t take criticism. I can’t take a joke. I like confrontation because it makes me feel big like man. I have a small penis, but it doesn’t matter because no girls will approach me. I am a graphic designer, which in real people language means a computer geek who graduated from a trade school. I don’t like the cold. Trent and I have sex. I’m happy in Michigan.
#43 | Comment by Trammel — February 5, 2002 @ 11:17 pm
what’s with this gangup on john nonsense…trammel likes to think he’s a funny guy, but when someone like john or scloop disagrees he has to rant and rave (ie type in all caps). he can give but he can’t take, evidently. i think all that staring at the monitor from your superintelligence-requiring COMPUTER GRAPHICS job has cooked your brain, trammel.
#44 | Comment by HorseBadorties — February 5, 2002 @ 11:20 pm
Hi, my name is trent. Do as I say, don’t do as I do.
#45 | Comment by Chino — February 5, 2002 @ 11:47 pm
OMG 46 comments!!!!!!!!!!!
#46 | Comment by vass — February 6, 2002 @ 2:26 am
Hi and hehe this is like the 48th comment!!!!!!
and guys keep up the good work of ranting and raving the butt out of yourselves. Pain in the neckkk man from reading all the comments..hehhe serves me right!!!!
#47 | Comment by madelyne — February 6, 2002 @ 3:25 am
Oops. Did someone think that I had returned to make comments before being at work? Once again, I write from work, and now I’m at work, i.e. the time shown below. So, as I recline in my OFFICE and look at my degree on my wall from the University of Michigan (graduating Summa Cum Laude), I work on color correction for some large format photographs and ponder on how cool Steamer must be. Obviously, he can read and comprehend what he reads. hmmm. Maybe some people aren’t so bad, afterall? It’s funny that Justin hasn’t posted, yet. Maybe he finds all of this just as humourous as I do. If he’s anything like myself, he would have a grin on his face at every moment of reading all of the bullshit. : )
Ahh. To be at work again. hmpf.
#48 | Comment by trammel — February 6, 2002 @ 9:16 am
50 Comments !!!
Hooray!!
#49 | Comment by Dave San — February 6, 2002 @ 9:41 am
trammel-
1 : a net for catching birds or fish; especially : one having three layers
with the middle one finer-meshed and slack so that fish passing through
carry some of the center net through the coarser opposite net and are
trapped
2 : an adjustable pothook for a fireplace crane
3 : a shackle used for making a horse amble
4 : something impeding activity, progress, or freedom : RESTRAINT —
usually used in plural
5 a : an instrument for drawing ellipses b : a compass for drawing large
circles that consists of a beam with two sliding parts — usually used in
plural c : any of various gauges used for aligning or adjusting machine
parts
Very appropriate. Looks like he’s a circular thinker to catch you birds.
#50 | Comment by whipping boy — February 6, 2002 @ 11:29 am
that sounds about right. your insight is amazing. it’s too bad Trammel can’t get his head out of his ass enough to have any such insight and create a witty comeback.
#51 | Comment by trent — February 6, 2002 @ 12:14 pm
You know what, john. I’m bored of this. Let’s just stop. I check this site out almost everyday. I want Justin to start posting again. He just posted up "Fuel to the Fire" because he was feeling fucking lazy.I’m actually quite smart, but you know, I don’t like to boast about it.
#52 | Comment by trammel — February 6, 2002 @ 4:08 pm
Trammel- If you don’t like to boast about how you’re "quite smart," then why did you even mention it? Why are you asking for peace, besides? If it’s not that big of a deal, why don’t you just quit posting? Looks like John did a while ago.
#53 | Comment by beckett — February 6, 2002 @ 4:18 pm
I am a dipshit and I apologize so e-mail me any kind of hate mail that you want
I dont like to boast about it and im quite smart
#54 | Comment by trammel — February 6, 2002 @ 4:47 pm
that is too much
#55 | Comment by blank — February 6, 2002 @ 11:20 pm
he he he. All you silly people who like to pretend to be me! For clarification, Comment # 49 was my last. Just so anyone who cares knows. Because honestly, I could enter someone else’s e-mail address, too, but I’m me and that’s all that matters. Sorry shits that can’t let sleeping dogs lie, i.e. I POSTED ONLY AT 9:16AM on Wednesday fuckers. Do you just want me to change my name? It still means I would post! So use "trammel" as much as you’d like and I guess I’ll just be someone else, but WAIT…it would still be me. Dumbass! Oooo, you really fixed me?!
#56 | Comment by trammel — February 7, 2002 @ 9:18 am
Tremmel i know a few idiots like you, you probably thrive on looking al lsmart and cool, and who cant graphic design? i can and i never learnt how to, its called the knack" and you gotta be born with it. yeh who needs degrees when you are born with the knack, no study no hard work jsut sit down on photoshop 6 and make something that looks soooooo nice for my desktop wow i love myself !!!!. get over yourself tremmel
#57 | Comment by CheeseMonger — February 8, 2002 @ 9:13 am
i mean trammel, stupid monitor at work its like at 1600×1200 and its like 17 inch the font is like sooooo little !!!! just noticed its an a
#58 | Comment by CheeseMonger — February 8, 2002 @ 9:17 am