Now. Ever since this site suddenly got ‘popular’, i’ve been getting quite a number of IM’s on a daily basis. Not to mention e-mails. But we’re not here to talk about e-mails just yet. I’m here to talk about the IM’s that i get from people. Mostly ranging from them wanting to tell me “Good job!” or “Nice site!” or “How come you don’t have (so and so)’s nude pics on your site?” (I get that a lot) and much recently, people just wanting to see my buddy icon.
But then people start wanting to get into conversations. And at most times, i’m usually already in the middle of having like 4 conversations at once from 4 other people who IMed me to say “Nice site!” and later on wanting to start conversations with me. Either that or i’m just already talking to X number of people that’re on my buddy list.
Therein lies the problem. There’s only one of me you see, and i only have 100% of attention to give. Once more and more people start talking to me, i’ll have to divide my attention between each person and when that happens, the quality of each conversation just drops a bit… with me having to move back and forth between each IM window thus dividing my attention.
Does that makes sense? I dunno. But let’s just pretend that it does anyway.
So yes, my point is (if i ever do get to it… i tend to ramble a lot… ask my girlfriend), if you ever do IM me and if i’m ever replying to you with really dry boring one word responses, please don’t take it personally and think that i don’t like you or anything like that because as usually is the case, i’m probably talking to like 4 other people at the same time (or even worse, to my girlfriend… and for her, i can’t afford not to give her my 100% full attention…) and well… there’s only one of me and so many of you.
And when such occasions do arise, i’m probably gonna come off as being a really BORING UN-FUN person to talk to. Which i’m usually not. Not all the time anyway. In fact, i can be downright crazy sometimes, as you are about to see…
Right.
This is me trying to be like EUROIu and freaking out a guy that has been begging me to link him ever since he started his site. Which i will never ever do. Wahahahaha. I’m a bastard like that.
As you are about to see, he is thoroughly confused by my behavior.
Made him think i was drunk too. Damn i’m good.
anewmaven: hey buuuuday
psykotik2k: hello
psykotik2k: i have casryz perosn in site
psykotik2k: it’s nsow! snow!
psykotik2k: snow outside!
anewmaven: wow cool
anewmaven: where ar eyou livin right now?
psykotik2k: MICHIGAIHHNS
anewmaven: i thought you moved back
anewmaven: whats with your spellins?
psykotik2k: what? youare crcak
psykotik2k: on
anewmaven: wow your drunk or someshit
psykotik2k: oh nathan you are so funny
anewmaven: and fuck you know my name
psykotik2k: i love the way you move
anewmaven: hahaha!
anewmaven: i do move good
psykotik2k: i like you shoes. how mcuh? sears? jc peenie?
anewmaven: payless
anewmaven: who is this?
psykotik2k: mememememmeme
anewmaven: whos me?
psykotik2k: biotch! LUDACRIS
anewmaven: you forgot to take your meds?
psykotik2k: none of you bizzznaATCH
anewmaven: or did you take med your weren’t suposed to?
psykotik2k: you like fish? i leik fillet!
anewmaven: salmon
psykotik2k: lololololololol <3<3<3<3<3
anewmaven: your not justin
psykotik2k: BUT NATAHNSS!! i tojhout yuo love meee!?
anewmaven: but I don’t lnow who you are
anewmaven: know*
psykotik2k: it’sa me! mario!
psykotik2k: you fucking guy you!
anewmaven: i don’t know mario
psykotik2k: i wear red dungarees!
psykotik2k: and aHAT
anewmaven: you sound like EUROlu
psykotik2k: who is that?? neverhear of him!
anewmaven: no? you didn’t post that conversation wher eyou talked to him?
psykotik2k: hey you sexy man buy me!
psykotik2k:http://us.adultshop.com/index.cfm?div=toys&page=details&tid=59521&stype=&time=0&stext=&mtype=&cid=285&strw=-29
anewmaven: well justin your fucked up today
See? I can be fun when i have nothing to do (i.e not have a gazillion people IM me at the same time).
Well… if you consider what’s just transpired up there to be ‘fun’.
Personally, i think it makes me sound gay.
what girlfriend?
#1 | Comment by fuzzy — February 17, 2002 @ 11:30 am
so justin post our conversation and doesn’t even plug me, I feel used and dirty.
http://anewmaven.freeservers.com
#2 | Comment by Maven — February 17, 2002 @ 11:46 am
Yeah, what girlfriend?
#3 | Comment by thess — February 17, 2002 @ 2:18 pm
Damn bitch, stop trying to steal my man already… god! Just because i’m 300 pounds and have considerable back hair doesn’t make me any less pretty… though the huge buck teeth present a problem when trying to give him a blowjob!
#4 | Comment by Justin's Girlfriend — February 17, 2002 @ 4:51 pm
it’s funny that i should know some things not everyone else knows. kinda validates the friendship or something. either that or i just stumbled upon the information. hm.
#5 | Comment by will.hinds. — February 17, 2002 @ 5:05 pm
Bwoh Tin.. Your hordes of lass doesnt know about your girlfriend??
#6 | Comment by rotten — February 17, 2002 @ 9:00 pm
rotten, you haverotten english
#7 | Comment by me — February 17, 2002 @ 9:40 pm
Justin, my asian ninja kung-fu friend.
OWNAGE! KEEP ON OWNAGE!
#8 | Comment by ivan — February 17, 2002 @ 10:59 pm
shurrup me! im rottening foreva!
#9 | Comment by Rotten — February 17, 2002 @ 11:29 pm
duli apa ko Me! ukan ko membagi aku makan!
#10 | Comment by rotten — February 17, 2002 @ 11:31 pm
Why do u guys seem so shocked? Did u think he was gay or something?
And um… ewwwwwwww That hairy back comment is going to give me nightmares!
#11 | Comment by Z — February 18, 2002 @ 1:14 am
yeahh i repeat fuzzy’s question…what girlfriend??? and the person claiming to be Justin’s gf…wowww are u sure that u are his girl…i tot hmmm…who did i tot..oh well nvm i tot Kirsten is his girl!!!
#12 | Comment by madelyne — February 18, 2002 @ 3:23 am
> and much recently, people just wanting to see my buddy icon.
You know, making it into an animated gif or something and posting a link to it from here might cut down on the number of IMs you receive (hint, hint)…
#13 | Comment by mrputter — February 18, 2002 @ 8:20 am
Don’t be a bitch, Z, nobody thought he was gay. It was just odd for him not to have put something up about his girlfriend before he started casually mentioning her…it’s not the Justin-norm. Whatever, though, to Justin…shag her silly.
#14 | Comment by thess — February 18, 2002 @ 9:56 am
I’m hurt. Really I am. If any1 else would have said that, I’d be bitching them out right now… but u Thess, I have too much respect for u…
and no, I wasn’t trying to be a bitch. Actually, I only said that because of the loads of IMs he’s been recieving concerning the whole gf situation.
Who knew I’d become such a hot topic? (and if u didn’t catch that: Yes, THAT WAS A HINT.)
#15 | Comment by Z — February 18, 2002 @ 11:59 am
Girlfriend? Since when?
#16 | Comment by Kev — February 18, 2002 @ 12:01 pm
receiving*
damn me and my crappy typing
#17 | Comment by Z — February 18, 2002 @ 12:04 pm
oops…sorry, z. thoughtless, totally thoughtless comment on my part…chalk it up to ME being a bitch, my bad. :\
#18 | Comment by thess — February 18, 2002 @ 6:02 pm
Power to Justin. But do tell us more about this (new?!) lady in your life.
#19 | Comment by Kev — February 18, 2002 @ 10:41 pm
LOL you sure knwo how to type wierd n all out crap into chat
#20 | Comment by CheeseMonger — February 19, 2002 @ 4:30 am
are you guys talking about me because if you are everyone knows that my spelling is always a little fucked up that guys spelling was really good im up late tonight which isnt good but i actually really respect women but they can be a real pain in the ass sometimes well they play alot of games .
if you met me you would probly like me most people do. im really mellow
but you have to rember you have to have fun with life dont always take it to seriously ill be the first in front of the camera to say i dont condone rape or brutallity the first films were vicious because i was angry but not any more ive chilled out alot tonight i was surfing google and put in people that hate bang bus because i know there out there but you would not believe how many peopl try to be me and im very chill a big thinker but we all go through periods of frustration what can you do we all get angry sometimes
and by the way i have gay friends but im not gay single right but not gay
sometimes i wish i never started this site but if you feel something you got to express it
#21 | Comment by d. sanchez — September 30, 2002 @ 4:06 am