Uh huh Uh huh

Ever since the day I was born
I’ve been looking for a hoe that I could call my own.
A beautiful dream just waiting to be shown.
And then God-o-mighty throws me a mother f’ing bone.

One day she knocked on my door
and like a suicidal virgin layed down on the floor.
She said “Sweet C.P. please take me, I’m yours!”
but then the bitch passed out and she started to snore.

Turns out she got some bad “E”
but then I woke up up and showed her true ecstasy.
But before she went blind I said “girl get off of me!”
But she said “I’m enjoying my ride, cant you see?”

I got my Kirsten D a million G’s
23’s, mercedes B’s
Penthouse parties, prodigies
and a chris-cross 43 to sail the seven seas

Just livin it up on the West side
Everybodys just chillin pool side
Well my rhymes are going worldwide,
K.D and me are gonna do the slip-and-slide.

In the morning, I went for a run
and when i got got home she was lying in the sun.
Naked like a statue, the goddess of fun.
And she removed my shorts, my shoes, and my gun.

Then suddenly, from out of the blue,
the shots ran out from behind the bamboo.
So I went crazy like Shocker ZuLu
I grabbed my bun and put the mother f’ing heat on those fools.

What is this crap? Have I been captured?

Could this be true… my life is through?
I must be quick, just get into the pool.
Ten minutes later the crowds were all picked
Then I buried them all in the big flower bed
I apologized to Kirsten for all the blood shed.
She just smiled and took me back to bed.

I got my Kirsten D a million G’s
23’s, Mercedes B’s,
Penthouse parties, prodogys,
and a Chriscraft 43 to sail the seven seas