“I don’t like the sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating… not like you. You’re soft and smooth”.
“I hate Obi Wan, this is all his fault! I hate him I hate him I hate him!”
“What a drag”.
“I’m beside myself”.
“Why do I feel you’re going to be the death of me?” “Don’t say that master”.
“Would you like to buy some deathsticks?”
“They were animals. And I slaughtered them. Like. Animals”.
“THIS is why I hate flying.”
“This is my GIRLFRIEND, Beru”.
“Anakin, I love… I love…” (insert weird ass death belly flop here).
“Ani? You’ve grown!” “So have you, princess, you’ve grown QUITE BEAUTIFUL!”
This dialogue is even cheesier than i am.
Yes the dialogue may be cheesy, but Natalie Portman is beautiful.
#1 | Comment by Kilgore — May 17, 2002 @ 6:28 am
If you follow your thoughts through to their logical conclusion, you will realise that Lucas can’t write dialogue for shit :p
oh and your ‘post comment’ button on the preview screne dont work..
#2 | Comment by woo — May 17, 2002 @ 8:19 am
"You will go home and rethink your life"
#3 | Comment by t-ku — May 17, 2002 @ 8:41 am
"This party’s over"
Worst line in the film
#4 | Comment by NGEddie — May 17, 2002 @ 10:54 am
at least the fight scenes and chase scenes make up for the really crappy dialogue. i wanted to smack anakin really hard through the whole movie.
though it’s interesting to see that bobba fett wasn’t even a nice kid. i mean, at least darth vader started out as this cute little blonde kid, but bobba fett was mean from the beginning. though i’m sure seeing his "dad" decapitated didn’t help a whole lot…
#5 | Comment by Miss Shigatsu — May 17, 2002 @ 3:15 pm
"I hate it when he does that".. and the most common dialogue ever.. "I have a bad feeling about this"
#6 | Comment by t-ku — May 17, 2002 @ 7:14 pm
I was so damn grateful that I got the ticket for free!!! If not, I would have hated myself up until now!! SPIDERMAN is much .. much .. MORE EXCITING TO WATCH than this boring, cheesy, shitty, crap movie.. but I must admit I love the fighting scenes.. especially the Jedis vs. the clones! 🙂
#7 | Comment by TheDoc — May 17, 2002 @ 10:13 pm
Here’s the thing, kiddies. Much of the dialogue is hideous. Some of the acting is wooden, although it’s because of the tie to old serials. But it’s good. The last 45 minutes take a shit on Return of the Jedi (sans lightsaber duel) and Spiderman’s action scenes at the same time. Here’s the thing–watch fucking Star Wars, Empire, and Jedi. You love ’em, right? The dialogue ain’t much better, but you just can’t tell because you’ve seen them so many times. And seeing Anakin kill the sandpeople, seeing Boba with the head, seeing Yoda rape and pillage, and all of McGregor stuff…they all rocked. Grow up and realize that they’re all just kids movies and that this one is a pretty great one.
#8 | Comment by Sloan — May 18, 2002 @ 6:33 am
i love people who bash the prequels’ acting and dialogue, yet can’t wait for the Matrix Reloaded.
#9 | Comment by jeelz — May 18, 2002 @ 12:47 pm
Dialogue was meant to be Flash Gordon-esque as in the other Star Wars films, with even similar acting in The Lord of the Rings. Even if the lines were cheesy, this movie was by far the most visually exciting of them all. It’s too bad critics look to attack Lucas in any way they can just because he makes it like he wants to. This movie impressed me much more than Spiderman.
#10 | Comment by bobafett — May 18, 2002 @ 12:58 pm
::SPIDERMAN is much .. much .. MORE EXCITING TO WATCH than this boring, cheesy, shitty, crap movie.. but I must admit I love the fighting scenes.. especially the Jedis vs. the clones! :)::
Maybe you watched the wrong movie, TheDoc. The Jedis fought WITH the clones AGAINST the droid armies.
Two things are true … the dialogue has been pretty bad all along (even in the original trilogy) and Natalie Portman is beautiful.
#11 | Comment by SmartAss — May 18, 2002 @ 7:55 pm
When that stupid camp droid said "What a drag" I nearly stood up and took a shit on the screen.
#12 | Comment by Simon — May 19, 2002 @ 8:43 pm
The dialogue was poor, but a lot of your quotes are wrong.
"I don’t like sand, its rough and corse – not like HERE (not you), its soft and smooth."
#13 | Comment by Carl — May 21, 2002 @ 7:27 am
If you really wanna get anal, it’s actually “I don’t like sand, it’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft. And smooth.”
It’s called ‘paraphrasing’ you see?
#14 | Comment by Justin — May 21, 2002 @ 1:50 pm
Wahah, justin is teh man at teh ownage of teh n00bzors.
#15 | Comment by ilphae — May 23, 2002 @ 8:07 pm
I’d like to get Anal, Justin. Would you do me anally?
Love Morgan
#16 | Comment by Morgan Booth — May 25, 2002 @ 4:42 am