Wow at the Michael Bay haters in the Megan Fox comments. How in the world can anybody NOT think Michael Bay is awesome? He makes some of the most awesomest movies ever! Heck, he’s even got TWO movies in the Criterion Collection! Armageddon (i almost cried when Bruce Willis died) and The Rock!
Michael Bay is so awesome i’ll tell you how awesome he is. Let me list out the ways:
1. Michael Bay is
first bitches
#1 | Comment by cook — September 15, 2009 @ 7:19 am
what’s with the sudden post ejaculations? My favorite was the swayze one on fark.com… “YO PATRICK, I’M SAD FOR YOU AND IMMA LET YOU DIE, BUT MICHAEL JACKSON HAD ONE OF THE BIGGEST FUNERALS EVER MADE.”
#2 | Comment by second — September 15, 2009 @ 7:39 am
My fave is this one:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2577/3922824242_31390ffd91_o.jpg
#3 | Comment by cobalt — September 15, 2009 @ 8:07 am
yup…. this is a post about teen celebs alright….
#4 | Comment by Coolstream — September 15, 2009 @ 8:19 am
i like this one too
http://i28.tinypic.com/535mq8.jpg
#5 | Comment by Justin — September 15, 2009 @ 8:20 am
I’m not one to post other peoples blogs….but this one photo of Kanye is the funniest yet:
http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/09/kanye-has-gone-too-far/
and talk about “topical!”
#6 | Comment by MacDaddy — September 15, 2009 @ 9:31 am
ZOMGWTFBBQ
#7 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 15, 2009 @ 11:49 am
LMAO, that’s some funny shit.
#8 | Comment by Kreuk — September 15, 2009 @ 11:57 am
You’re doing it wrong.
#9 | Comment by UR — September 15, 2009 @ 12:06 pm
http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpyyocUbxM1qzp89jo1_400.jpg
i like this one myself.
#10 | Comment by Xan — September 15, 2009 @ 12:49 pm
#9: Yeah I fucked that up. In recompense I made a new one:
http://img151.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=36666_kanye_libby_123_1171lo.jpg
#11 | Comment by cobalt — September 15, 2009 @ 1:46 pm
Aesome…. I nearly fell out of my chair !
@ #11 Hilarious ! 🙂
#12 | Comment by Carson — September 15, 2009 @ 2:20 pm
@ #11 omg bravo!
#13 | Comment by darkstar — September 15, 2009 @ 3:55 pm
I actualy like more Bay films than not. Unfortunatley there’s two I despise namely “Transformers – Revenge of the Foolish” and “Armegeddon”, a film so bad that the stars didn’t even show for the UK premiere….which I got to go to go…and I still hated it. (Sorry Justin)
#14 | Comment by borat4602 — September 15, 2009 @ 4:02 pm
The Rock is one of the best action movies of the 90’s.
So many great lines in that movie it’s beyond funny.
“How do you like how THAT shit works.”
#15 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — September 15, 2009 @ 10:50 pm
I’ll say the same thing I said in the first Kanye post, he was an asshole but what he is saying is true: George Bush doesn’t like black people, Taylor Swift shouldn’t have won, and AB has had much better posts lately.
Also, the Bad Boys, and The Rock are great movies, as is the first Transformers. But Armeggedon and Pearl Harbour were major turdburgers. “I just wanted to shake the hand of the daughter of the greatest man I ever met”. Give your head a shake.
#16 | Comment by evil monkey — September 16, 2009 @ 12:59 am
#11 is a fucking hero
#17 | Comment by Coolstream — September 16, 2009 @ 1:05 am
OK, thanks for all the milk-out-the-nose laughs here.
I admit, I threw up a little in my mouth when you started talking about loving that steaming pile of crap that was Armageddon, Justin. Good one.
#18 | Comment by Exelis — September 16, 2009 @ 1:59 am
#11 should be dipped in gold.
#19 | Comment by gulliver — September 16, 2009 @ 7:14 am
# 11 Is just priceless
#20 | Comment by Charlioso — September 17, 2009 @ 4:42 pm
Ja ja ja ja ja and i just got this post!!! (dumbass) good one AB!!!
#21 | Comment by Charlioso — September 17, 2009 @ 4:43 pm