Penis!

Televison show titles that might as well be nicknames for the penis:

  • MacGyver
  • Knight Rider
  • Remington Steele
  • My Favorite Martian
  • Mr. Belvedere
  • Doogie Howser
  • Magnum P.I.
  • The Incredible Hulk
  • The Love Boat
  • Flipper
  • Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids
  • The Wire
  • Baretta
  • Malcolm in the Middle
  • Smallville
  • Inspector Gadget
  • The Lone Ranger
  • Herman’s Head
  • Shaft
  • Gigantor
  • Speed Racer
  • Mister Ed
  • Bozo the Clown
  • Battlestar Gallactica
  • Jake and the Fatman
  • Dennis the Menace
  • Mr. Magoo
  • Jonny Quest
  • Airwolf
  • The Muppet Show
  • Soul Train
  • The O’Reilly Factor
  • ALF
  • 34 thoughts on “Penis!

    1. smallville.. heh. im sure you can relater 😛

      #1 | Comment by suzi — July 31, 2002 @ 8:38 pm

    2. im sure you can RELATE too. bah i cant type

      #2 | Comment by suzi — July 31, 2002 @ 8:45 pm

    3. ALF! alien life form!

      hahahahhahahaha!

      #3 | Comment by matt — July 31, 2002 @ 9:06 pm

    4. Haha, Justin has too much time on his hands once again…<3

      #4 | Comment by Liz — July 31, 2002 @ 9:26 pm

    5. apparently that’s not the only thing on his hands…LOL…j/k

      #5 | Comment by dissident — July 31, 2002 @ 10:01 pm

    6. Jake and the fatman, oh geez, when mentioned in the same take as penis makes me nauseous sounds like a bad russin gay porno, what the fuck is wrong with you J? LOL

      #6 | Comment by D — July 31, 2002 @ 10:32 pm

    7. Russian*

      #7 | Comment by D — July 31, 2002 @ 10:32 pm

    8. Adventures of Superman
      Charles in charge
      The Thing
      G.I. Joe
      Small Wonder

      #8 | Comment by Gdogfunkyfresh — July 31, 2002 @ 10:53 pm

    9. HAHAHAHHAA. SMALL WONDER!

      i wish i’d’ve thought of that one.

      #9 | Comment by Justin — July 31, 2002 @ 10:58 pm

    10. that should have been one of the first on your list justin…

      #10 | Comment by suzi — July 31, 2002 @ 11:43 pm

    11. the muppet show dosent make sense and how does the O’Reilly Facter have anything to do with a Penis

      #11 | Comment by buttfore — August 1, 2002 @ 2:12 am

    12. fuck i spelled ^factor^ wrong.

      #12 | Comment by buttfore — August 1, 2002 @ 2:14 am

    13. oh well fuck it. check out this pic anyways.

      http://celebpicgallery.com/rachael_leigh_cook/index.cfm?start=21&name=rachaelleighcook_117.jpg&currentrow=39

      its kinda stud!

      #13 | Comment by buttfore — August 1, 2002 @ 2:19 am

    14. twin peaks = b00bs

      #14 | Comment by beng — August 1, 2002 @ 2:59 am

    15. ha ha ha

      justin, your list makes you like the BONE collector

      ha ha ha

      #15 | Comment by beng — August 1, 2002 @ 3:00 am

    16. Big Brother
      Iron Chef
      …lets keep ’em coming people

      #16 | Comment by Johnny Depppp — August 1, 2002 @ 3:20 am

    17. my two dads, charles in charge

      #17 | Comment by D — August 1, 2002 @ 5:59 am

    18. good times
      differn’t strokes

      MY FAVORITE: EIGHT IS ENOUGH

      A creepy twist would be: all in the family

      #18 | Comment by smash — August 1, 2002 @ 6:35 am

    19. Suzi-

      no small penis jokes, missy. My pun was for a big penis joke. Keep those tiny weenie jokes reserved for the Mullet-Man.

      #19 | Comment by smash — August 1, 2002 @ 6:36 am

    20. 😀

      #20 | Comment by suzi — August 1, 2002 @ 2:50 pm

    21. You all forgot this one.

      Who’s the Boss?

      It works on so many levels…

      #21 | Comment by Harry Johnson — August 1, 2002 @ 9:04 pm

    22. hey, u should do movie titles. u can start with your dvd list.

      #22 | Comment by xenocrates — August 1, 2002 @ 9:24 pm

    23. why not "The Mole".

      #23 | Comment by xenocrates — August 1, 2002 @ 9:25 pm

    24. My giant

      #24 | Comment by Lary — August 1, 2002 @ 9:49 pm

    25. the fast and the furious.

      HAHAHAHHAHA.

      #25 | Comment by Justin — August 1, 2002 @ 9:56 pm

    26. haha. good one. how about BIG. that movie w/ Tom Hanks.

      #26 | Comment by xenocrates — August 1, 2002 @ 11:37 pm

    27. final fantasy

      #27 | Comment by xenocrates — August 1, 2002 @ 11:39 pm

    28. deep impact
      dante’s peak

      #28 | Comment by xenocrates — August 1, 2002 @ 11:40 pm

    29. hahahaaa. book titles … this was too easy.
      "great expectations"
      "the iliad"
      "The oddyssey"
      "the fountainhead"
      "little men"
      justinnnnnnnnnn

      #29 | Comment by suzi — August 2, 2002 @ 1:13 am

    30. The Pink Panther

      #30 | Comment by Turtle Boy — August 2, 2002 @ 3:04 am

    31. Dr.Toolittle

      #31 | Comment by Ivan — August 2, 2002 @ 4:53 am

    32. How bout Just the ten of us….sounds like my sex life anyway

      #32 | Comment by Jeremyt — August 2, 2002 @ 7:55 am

    33. Everybody loves Raymond!

      #33 | Comment by gripweedianlogic — August 2, 2002 @ 6:11 pm

    34. …or maybe just good ol’ Dick Van Dyke

      #34 | Comment by Turtle Boy — August 4, 2002 @ 1:46 am

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