Miley Cyrus: November 23, 1992. Not yet 18, but will be soon.
Selena Gomez: July 22, 1992. Legal.
Victoria Justice: February 19, 1993. A few more months.
Emily Osment: March 10, 1992. Legal.
Ariana Grande: June 26, 1993. Not yet legal, few more months…
Demi Lovato: August 20, 1992. Legal.
JoJo Levesque: December 20, 1990. Legal.
Daniella Monet: March 1, 1989. Legal!
Alison Brie: December 29, 1983. Legal! Almost too old.
First
#1 | Comment by LOLOLOLOL — October 29, 2010 @ 11:18 pm
Depressing? More like encouraging…
Oh, and show some taste and add Kay Panabaker to your list. Mmmmmm…. And take Victoria Justice off — the girl may be 17, but she looks 24. I swear, Elizabeth Harnois looks younger than her!
#2 | Comment by RandomDude — October 29, 2010 @ 11:27 pm
Oh, and if you want some new jailbait to think about… look up Bella Thorne and Kathryn Newton. Mmmmm….
#3 | Comment by RandomDude — October 29, 2010 @ 11:31 pm
Have you seen Richie Sambora’s and Heather Locklear’s daughter? FIVE more years of creepiness right there…
#4 | Comment by BobBobson — October 29, 2010 @ 11:47 pm
You left out Susan Sarandon
#5 | Comment by dex — October 30, 2010 @ 12:09 am
^^^
She fell off the list and couldn’t get back up.
#6 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — October 30, 2010 @ 12:10 am
You should start following “Ryan Newman”, she’s the hot 12 year old on Disney’s Zeke & Luther.
#7 | Comment by Phil — October 30, 2010 @ 12:37 am
Saoirse Ronan is 16
and Chloe Moretz is 13! yay!
#8 | Comment by Bruins — October 30, 2010 @ 12:43 am
Michael J Fox has 14 yr old twin daughters. I said it… TWINS !!! Google it. There are pics.
#9 | Comment by BobBobson — October 30, 2010 @ 12:51 am
We still have Elizabeth Gillies for a while.
#10 | Comment by tool — October 30, 2010 @ 12:52 am
And hey, what happened to kewtr?
#11 | Comment by tool — October 30, 2010 @ 12:53 am
theres always a new list to make my friend, fret not. (my future wife prolly isnt even born yet o.o)
ariel winter (modern family, 12)
taylor sprietler (melissa & joey, 17)
nikki yanofsky (jazz singer, 16)
Kylie and Kendell Jenner ( celebutantes, 13 and 4)
sacha edwards (singer, 12)
Bridgit Mendler (good luck charlie, 17)
and thats just a short list. i woulda mentioned ryan newman myself, but she was already listed.
#12 | Comment by Xan — October 30, 2010 @ 1:20 am
Chris Hansen wanted me to ask all of you to have a seat over there please.
#13 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 30, 2010 @ 1:24 am
also, miranda cosgrove is still 17 for a while. and…
*cough*Bailee Madison*cough*
#14 | Comment by Xan — October 30, 2010 @ 1:32 am
if he’s asking us to have a seat, he must of just hit you over the head with a billy club and arrested you himself AB.
#15 | Comment by Xan — October 30, 2010 @ 1:48 am
LMAO @ AngelBaby…soo true and creepy!
#16 | Comment by Viper — October 30, 2010 @ 3:18 am
AB isnt the at the pot calling the kettle black?
#17 | Comment by Pirho — October 30, 2010 @ 10:54 am
Ava Sambora is really hot!
#18 | Comment by fred — October 30, 2010 @ 11:38 am
Oh, throw Ariana Grande onto the list as well.
Chris! Come have a seat! Join us! You know you want to….
#19 | Comment by RandomDude — October 30, 2010 @ 12:58 pm
Molly Quinn – Oct. 8, 1993.
The hot redhead daughter on Castle.
#20 | Comment by Nobody — October 30, 2010 @ 3:22 pm
Ava Sambora. 13. And already showing slutty model tendencies.
#21 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — October 30, 2010 @ 3:42 pm
i cant believe i forgot about mooly quinn, thats the only reason i watch that show.
#22 | Comment by Xan — October 30, 2010 @ 4:02 pm
Despite regularly getting in touch with her inner Courtney Love, Taylor Momsen is still technically “San Quentin quail.” 🙂 Just sayin’…
#23 | Comment by Stiff Shots — October 30, 2010 @ 4:16 pm
Who cares about the age, if the girl is still hot?
And if the girl isn’t hot in the first place, who cares? Jojo is a fucking mule, and always has been; Miley is a self-obsessed rodent who
singsyells like a tranny. Emily Osment looks exactly like her dipshit brother. Not really interested in Demi, but I did fap to those bikini ass pics this summer. Gomez peaked about two years ago and I’m amazed so many deaf motherfuckers are still propping up her music career. She wouldn’t get past the auditions in Idol. But if there is ever a nipslip or nudes I will fap to them like a fucking machine. Victoria Justice is hot and needs a good roasting.This thread shows how many more cute chicks are coming through. And all of these two-bit Disney identikit whores and Z-list child stars are completely fucking interchangeable and expendable. There’s a Selena born every minute.
#24 | Comment by cobalt — October 30, 2010 @ 4:31 pm
Taylor Momsen’s breath smells like cum.
#25 | Comment by Taylor Momsen SUCKS! — October 30, 2010 @ 7:32 pm
#7- Using the words “hot” and “12 year old” in the same post sets off the alarms at Homeland Security’s cyber bunker.
#26 | Comment by Bill Clay — October 30, 2010 @ 8:08 pm
http://www.childstarlets.com/
a DIY site.
#27 | Comment by Xan — October 30, 2010 @ 8:09 pm
Besides Miley will be in playboy soon
#28 | Comment by Pirho — October 30, 2010 @ 11:21 pm
Selena’s “Ethel Mertz” , Jennifer Stone is still 17 for a while, I cant believe I almost forgot her.
#29 | Comment by Xan — October 31, 2010 @ 3:31 am
Fuck the people fapping to 12 year olds…wtf
#30 | Comment by dizzle — October 31, 2010 @ 4:39 am
^^^
allegedly fapping to “12 yr olds.”….allegedly. anyway, ignoring mister “Fuck the people fapping to 12 year olds…wtf”….yet im visiting DLT, we cant forget Ashely Argota who is 17 (or keke palmer (17).
#31 | Comment by Xan — October 31, 2010 @ 10:02 am
Ryan Newman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSzjbnhZKS4
#32 | Comment by Xan — October 31, 2010 @ 12:32 pm
Xan.. Nikki Yanofsky.. not many know about her I dont think.. but yer feckin’ right.. shes smokin’
#33 | Comment by Meh — October 31, 2010 @ 1:00 pm
Whatever happened to AnnaSophia Robb? That’s some fine pussy there.
#34 | Comment by Hambubger — October 31, 2010 @ 3:25 pm
annasophia robb, dakota fanning….Abigail Breslin, child movie stars are harder to keep track of than singers and tv stars.
#35 | Comment by Xan — October 31, 2010 @ 3:50 pm
No love for Debby Ryan?
She’s still got a few months before she’s legal, a cute face, and a great rack.
#36 | Comment by HunterD — November 1, 2010 @ 12:50 am
“Legal” depends on the country. 16 is legal in most, if not all, of Europe. Is crossing a national border a bad thing?
#37 | Comment by Taco — November 1, 2010 @ 12:30 pm
^^^
In virtually all of the developed world it is 16 or under. AFAIK only certain US states go as high as 18.
However, bear in mind that the age of consent does not equate to the minimum age to appear in pornography and indecent images, which is typically 18 even in relatively liberal Euro countries.
#38 | Comment by cobalt — November 1, 2010 @ 1:02 pm
I have no idea who Allison Brie is, but she’s older than me.
#39 | Comment by grey_fox24 — November 1, 2010 @ 4:20 pm
here’s a short list of celebs who are of age, but dont look it.
Sarah Hyland (19, looks 16)
Eden Sher (18, looks 15)
Kay Panabaker (20, looks 15)
Danielle Panabaker (23, looks 16)
the girls from Pretty Little Liar, but not Sasha Pieterse, she’s only 14!
#40 | Comment by Xan — November 1, 2010 @ 6:01 pm
Ava FTW…
#41 | Comment by Josh — November 1, 2010 @ 10:27 pm
Add Allisyn Ashley Arm of “Sonny with a Chance” fame to the list
When you see her without the frumpy clothes she wears on the show, you will find a lovely 14 year old underneath.
#42 | Comment by Andre — November 2, 2010 @ 4:51 pm
The young chick from that show? Fuck dude, no. Hell no. There’s gotta be a line here.
#43 | Comment by cobalt — November 2, 2010 @ 5:57 pm
Demi Lovato: In Rehab
#44 | Comment by Bubba — November 2, 2010 @ 8:57 pm
apparently this post is depressing to her as well, seeing as she’s off the list.
#45 | Comment by Xan — November 2, 2010 @ 9:29 pm
Erin Sanders (of Zoe 101 fame) was born January 19, 1991.
She seems to have taken this as license to frolick in the ocean in limited clothing.
This one in particular is delectable.
#46 | Comment by Snaggletooth — November 2, 2010 @ 10:45 pm
Skyler Samuels – 16 and extremely hot.
#47 | Comment by RandomDude — November 2, 2010 @ 11:08 pm
Holly Deveaux, i dont know her age, but she looks promising.
#48 | Comment by Xan — November 3, 2010 @ 12:33 am
Near nip slip of Victoria’s co-star
http://img22.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=68146_AGVY1_122_508lo.jpg
#49 | Comment by Yuu — November 3, 2010 @ 6:02 pm
maybe i should watch the twilight series…Jodelle Ferland
#50 | Comment by Xan — November 4, 2010 @ 5:51 pm
Victoria Justice can keep on aging as far as I’m concerned. Every day that passes she looks hotter and hotter!
#51 | Comment by EmJee — November 4, 2010 @ 6:55 pm
A A Arm from Sonny seconded
#52 | Comment by roscoe — November 14, 2010 @ 9:39 am
Miranda Cosgrove still has 6 months to go
#53 | Comment by roscoe — November 15, 2010 @ 4:25 pm
I love little girls they make me feel so good
I love little girls they make me feel so bad
When they’re around they make me feel
Like I’m the only guy in town
I love little girls they make me feel so good
#54 | Comment by Hambubger — November 15, 2010 @ 6:29 pm
Thought I’d take it back here to my roots now, as this is the place that made me pedo and there’s no place to post girls that aren’t naked or doing disgusting legspreads. I’m ashamed of this place though, all the girls you guys post now are twice the age you ought to be fapping to. Real pedos fap to them before puberty.
Here’s what happened to kewtr from my perspective:
Feb-May (prelude): I run a dedicated capping machine on blogtv. In this period I get about 20 good non nude caps but more importantly I realize that the circlejerk around the girls prevents anyone from getting what they want besides the ones getting them naked. They generally only do beautiful non-nude things for each other and are scared into their jeans when they think old men are watching.
Around June: I warn Kewtr that posting the kind of girls who aren’t doing it for old man attention is going to scare them. I get banned. Meanwhile my intelligence network reports that Kewtr is the common denominator behind girls getting ruined – my subscriptions for example never did, more on that later
Mid-July: I hero about 10 ugly girls on Youtube to try to give Kewtr the idea but I felt weird after some nigger responded and didn’t do it anymore.
August: At the start of the month they accuse me of being the reason the girls were getting ruined. Initially I thought I’d have to have the group I was with lie so people would believe it so Kewtr would learn how to do things the right way. But amazingly everyone there went along with it. Mid-month they private the site. All the while they are posting the kind of girls I like to get at me. This all was hilarious at first but towards the end of the month their stupidity just got irritating as it is to this day.
September: Justaguyk gets v&. Though we had complete opposite interests we made an alliance based on the future I saw in him from the imdashewolf videos. Initially I got to work 3-pass wiping everything but within a couple days I realized my responsibilities and went around warning anyone I knew had anything to do with him.
October: I manage to get someone to put a justaguyk warning thread on Kewtr. Though he didn’t actually use the site (too old for him) I knew a lot of people had something to do with him and a lot had cp. Antis mention the justaguyk thread on Kewtr shortly after my “message to kewtr” video. Kewtr disappears shortly after for unknown reasons. Meanwhile, I write a program to make subscriptions no longer necessary.
November: I’ve been getting 5x as much content as I used to. Anonib gets cut from their host from what I hear. Meanwhile, I’ve been searching for youtube pedos that want girls non nude and don’t make sexual/fetish comments or requests. Someone has been going after the girls I subscribed to on my old account.
All of this time nobody from Kewtr so much as asked me if it was me responsible. Though initially I wanted them to believe it, I’m happy to sacrifice my reputation if it gets us more videos. Ultimately, that’s what happened.
Believe it for not, that’s just the way it is.
#55 | Comment by SacredTutu — November 20, 2010 @ 9:31 pm
^^^
lolwut
#56 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 20, 2010 @ 11:58 pm
Super sexy pic of Ariana Grande- http://twitpic.com/2xfbgx
#57 | Comment by Jeff — November 23, 2010 @ 6:34 am
Madison Pettis
G Hannelius
Bailee Madison
Joey King
#58 | Comment by Annonbear — June 24, 2011 @ 3:35 am
^ srsly?
thats SacredScrewloose’s list
#59 | Comment by the block obama — June 26, 2011 @ 9:24 am